Stay woke!

prettyexcitingnews · 2019-10-02T15:28:02+00:00

I call it “my dick is bored” season

blimpette · 2019-10-02T17:21:35+00:00

Enjoy thanksgiving and Christmas alone motherfucker.

hipposaregood · 2019-10-02T21:08:57+00:00

Ha! I got an "I am extremely sorry for how I treated you" message yesterday. Is this really a thing? Hilarious.

DistractedByDogs · 2019-10-02T18:16:25+00:00

It’s also “HoboSexual” season; guard your hearts AND domiciles ladies!

Loiacono3137 · 2019-10-02T13:42:58+00:00

Block them all

fragolinamoda · 2019-10-02T16:46:19+00:00

OMG. This could not be more accurate. Love it.

amandabakes · 2019-10-02T18:01:31+00:00

Oh my goodness. I was kind of an “I miss you.”

In October, me and my now husband, broke things off. He wasn’t interested in anything serious at the time, and I was heart broken.

Anyway, thanksgiving rolls around and I message him “Happy thanksgiving.”

We talk a little and he ends up coming over the day after thanksgiving to hang out.

Well by mid December we were officially exclusive and by the following December we were married.

I guess you could say that this was well played?

tuesdayblues23 · 2019-10-03T00:27:14+00:00

Just got one of these last night. Boy, bye! 👋

pumpernick3l · 2019-10-02T13:38:14+00:00

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fatalcharm · 2019-10-03T03:33:10+00:00

I’m in the Southern Hemisphere, so for me it’s party time! Woohoo!

Here is my summertime theme song: https://youtu.be/1rYf8wUd6co (All Summer Single by Billy Idol)

Edit: Say your prayers boys, this old lady is going to be painting the town red this summer!

derossx · 2019-10-02T16:44:15+00:00

Should be posted in r/mildly infuriating

Title	Stay woke!
Author	normabelka2
Upvotes	824
Comments	28
Date	October 2, 2019 9:19 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/dc7r8r/stay_woke/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/stay-woke.690341 https://theredarchive.com/post/690341

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