Yeah, good luck with that.

IFingHateUsernames12 · 2020-02-05T11:27:57+00:00

I can't even...

Cumming and orgasm are two different things???

DUDE WHAT?!!

You can't say you make her orgasm but you'll make her cum. Yeah...

So you will be jackhammering for 2 minutes and she is forced to fake it in that time because you will be an absolute bitch if she doesn't, because your fragile little ego can't take it any other way.

Got it.

2020-02-05T11:14:25+00:00

They really do act like either female orgasms are mythical or like they need a four-year degree in order to be capable of giving a woman one when we regularly give them to ourselves in under fifteen minutes, lol. I'm not surprised, though. Most "straight" men these days act like vaginas are disgusting. They are pretty open about that. It's no wonder they only expect to touch one with their penis.

DaddysCyborg · 2020-02-05T12:03:07+00:00

What the actual fuck is this dude talking about? Weak asf.

aclumsygirl · 2020-02-05T16:46:35+00:00

Holy shit. Imagine how inexperienced and sucky you have to be in bed to not realize "cum" and "orgasm" mean exactly the same thing.

harrohamtaro · 2020-02-05T18:33:37+00:00

“Unless I plan on marrying her”. Wow, so it’s a reward for being stuck with this insufferable fool. Death sounds more pleasant.

TullyPride · 2020-02-05T15:25:22+00:00

It's only a big deal if you're incompetent

grimreapersdtr · 2020-02-05T23:39:05+00:00

20 to 30 minutes? My god, how would he survive???

😲

lasolterita · 2020-02-06T06:18:22+00:00

What exactly does he think cumming is? Genuinely curious

EmergencyShit · 2020-02-06T05:22:39+00:00

Post this to /r/badwomensanatomy

Scotsburd · 2020-02-06T08:07:11+00:00

Is he 12???

2020-02-06T00:45:40+00:00

Has this man explored the possibility that he is not attracted to women if being intimate with one for 30 straight minutes is so repulsive to him?

Title	Yeah, good luck with that.
Author	HalfJapaneseDoll
Upvotes	90
Comments	12
Date	February 5, 2020 12:11 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/ez006a/yeah_good_luck_with_that/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/yeah-good-luck-with-that.694115 https://theredarchive.com/post/694115

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