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[–]BlerdOtaku43 points44 points45 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Playas are the ultimate simps
[–]Black_Jackel8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah Tyrone>Playas
[–]DamnYouSun28 points29 points30 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Bare in mind, in reality he's probably gonna use them as a hole for a week, then go and find a new one.
[–]Kylxnx[S] 19 points20 points21 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh yeah for sure he’s doing it for attention and the narcissistic women and chumps are eating it up.
[–]Bri-7011 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Syd knows how to get the likes.
Maybe some skank ho too.
Either way, you don't want any of what he's peddling.
[–]weenieandthebutt6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
At this point, it doesn't surprise me anymore when you get your typical emasculate, low-testosterone males resorting to simping behaviour but I dunno how you see it in a sharp-looking black guy.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Single mothers
[–]TheRiseAndFall3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The real message is:
"If you don't want to add this hassle to your daily life, stay single."
[–]sicrm2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
people with this mindset get taken to the cleaners someday
[–]NickTesla20182 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Enjoy the cream pie leftovers, Syd.
[–]xorgate_1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yea I bet you are willing to do that when you sale drugs and have no actual job
[–]BjorkIsAWarCrime1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
While you're bragging about simping up her gas tank, she's gettin' her lil tank filled by a dude who ain't never paid for shit.
[–]selfism_mike1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If this guy would just talk about some technical stuff or sports, from the picture he could pass as a chad, and would probably get hit on. IRL, he probably also walks around all cool with a lot of "wassup" and "wassabbening" left and right, and "yoyoyo" up and down to signal mating readiness.
But he decided to air out his desperation and now all across the internet the dry vaginas are rattling.
Sad, many such cases.
[–]Thinkingman211 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Take her mate. Here is her number. Mgtow brother. See you on the other side...."
[–]bieberblows1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I was the biggest simp of all time. I would treat a woman very well and but her things. What happened? She laughed at me behind my back and called me a pushover.
Wanna laugh? I mean really fucking laugh? The time I was kissing her ass, she was meeting the coach of her son's little league team in a hotel room who was a married man. She was also banging this fat ugly tattooed biker.
I didn't even get a thank you. I did some thinking and realized that AWALT cause its happened many times to me and others. Now I avoid them unless I want something from them. It sounds cold but Im just playing their game by their own rules .
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Been there too bro. Wasn't just simping for pussy either, genuinely liked her and thought I was building up a relationship. Just got used and abused, and discarded like trash, while she fucked random dudes off the internet who did absolutely nothing for her.
[–]mariof1351 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That’s the guy who will tell her her man ain’t shit and pit them against their man. Meanwhile he will simp them for a short while, treat them like trash when they are under his spell and discard them when he’s done.
[–]Rob1414140 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
King simp!
[–]Last_Supermarket3020 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And this is the king of LTR I take it?
[–]Unshack0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Man the simping is crazy
[–]coldvoltage860 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She's all yours, Tyrone.
[–]GroundbreakingAd75850 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Meh, you can have her.
[–]daproest10 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Shit I would, happily, if the bitch would make me a plate of food, or pick up a broom, or go to the gym. Or at the very least not be a headache.
Sad part is, good behavior comes from average or below average looking chicks. And it’s hard to feel anything for those because of the way the male brain is wired. Hot girls are ALL batshit crazy. On a spectrum, but it’s always there.
[–]niglet_smasher0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Simps like this just make me sad
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