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[–]mark2398 103 points104 points105 points 5 years ago (18 children) | Copy Link
You young guys are lucky. In the old days, we would go out drinking and dancing. The hot chicks always had their fat friend in tow. In the bars, the men were supposed to ask the women to dance. The guys had to figure out if the hot chick would dance with them....or if she would throw her fat friend in as a replacement. No matter what, if the fat friend wanted to dance....you had to be a "real" man and go a head and dance with her. Fat women always had sweaty backs and a foul smell to them. We thought this was fun too.....Kissing good looking women's asses and dancing with fatties. No wonder you guys like video games. Doh!
[–]Unforsaken_Dick 50 points51 points52 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Playing video games with your homies is always fun
[–]LongTimeOn 29 points30 points31 points 5 years ago* (8 children) | Copy Link
If a hot chick had her fat mate in tow, one of the lads always had to take wingman and chat to the fat chick. We drew lots to decide who got the misfortune. In my group of lads growing up we knew a kid called Alan who really didn't give a fuck what he screwed, so we'd get him to bone the fat chicks, just so we could score with the fit chicks. Alan bagged himself some real whales, but never took ANY of them beyond one night. Dude had far more guts than me, no way could I get a boner for a ham-planet.
Alan's nickname was Ahab...and none of the chicks knew why....lol.
[–]NickTesla2018 7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Poor Alan. Falling on the fat grenade.
[–]Viktorenox 7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I remember doing this so many times lol. But my mates also returned the favor countless times.
[–]Reddeer2 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
"Ham-planet" and "Ahab" have me in stitches! Did Alan ever learn his lesson?
[–]LongTimeOn 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Sadly no. When I last saw him he bragged about banging, as he put it, "an absolute horror". I think he just liked sport hunting and the fact he never got turned down by these beasts. He did eventually get married to some ugly chick 5yrs older than him. Honestly I think he just couldn't be bothered putting in the hard work to bag a fit chick. It probably did stem from an episode when he was younger when he went out with an absolute stunner, she messed around on him and got pregnant by another dude, led him on quite a merry dance of saying he was the father etc.. Maybe that fucked him up more than we thought?
[–]TrueProfessor 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah that'll do it
[–]mark2398 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Ha, ha, I had a buddy that was also a chubby chaser. I asked him how he did it. He replied....love is just a light switch away. lol
[–]johnconnor777 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Back in the day, chubby/fat girls were much nicer to you and you had much better odds… now a 9 and a 3 are going to both give the attitude that they are princesses and deserve the best… yasss queen, you go girl bulshit
[–]abarthvader 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, but weigh loss is not.
[–]YR_Entertainment 21 points22 points23 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
No idea how we are lucky. You got to dance with women without having to be afraid of being labelled as a discofox-rapist. Even if she was fat, so what, one dance and it's over. Makes things interesting. Also, dancing's fun.
[–]thebabylonbull 15 points16 points17 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You left out the choking fumes of cigarettes, guidos on steriods trying to fight 10 guys at once, flat overpriced beer, and bringing your drunk friends home with said fat chick bc he says she's the one.
[–]Accompl1shedAndHappy 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
The fat girl sweaty back is true, they also have this horrible stench under their breasts, sort of fungus stale sweat smell, as it's hard to clean under there (unless they bathe every day... most fat girls don't).
[–]FanofLemmy 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Most girls dont bathe everyday, not just the fat ones.
[–]joblo46 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is true. You would think with all the fucking they do, they would at least clean up. These guys be balls deep in funky puss lol
[–]johnconnor777 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I lived these old days, going hunting with a wingman: the idea was that he would provide cover by taking care of the Fattie/ugly chick while you could have a clear shot at the hottie (basically an Star Wars Death Star proton run, one playing Luke and the other Han) of course the role of wing man and leader would reverse and most of the time we would fail the mission, but we’d have fun. That was before tinder/match/plenty of fish and the Chinese virus.
[–]Thotslayer9790 25 points26 points27 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh look its the average Friday night out....
[–]Engineering-Neither 28 points29 points30 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wait, why are you buying anyone a drink? Get yourself a drink, they can get what ever they want...
[–]ncarolina66 15 points16 points17 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
How the fuck did Jabba the Hut get in here?
[–]NightOuts 9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
the doors were very heavily greased
[–]YR_Entertainment 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah but they also had to put a cookie inside to motivate her pushing through
[–]GYOWAndy 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Pretty ones like fugly friends around to make them look better, then wingman for them, sometimes to avoid doing stupid shit while drunk.
[–]69-rightnow-420 10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Hahahahha. And then the human planet wants you for herself. Had this happen to me. She called her 3 brothers on me after I refused. Man was I lucky to not lose any teeth in that altercation….
[–]joselyncanosbutt 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's why I stay out of bars. The customers and staff alike a major white knights who will literally kill you for disrespecting a woman
[–]dunforfunmeandyou 9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“She’s not interested.... but I am”
Those fat fucks come outta nowhere too.
[–]ZealousMaths 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“If you don’t date me you can’t date my friends! I’m not hurting her odds for selfishness! Im protecting her!” And what ever else they come up with
[–]Joroda 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ayye wow I didn't know they served pork chops in this dump!
[–]Number_Useful 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Every single time. I don’t miss nightlife at all
[–]jeetz09 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Pretty much how feminism was created. Ugly fat unhappy women thought they knew what was best to all women.
[–]AllmightBlack 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LOL
[–]Miserable-Lemon 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh yes I've seen that one a few times. The landwhale chaperone
[–]brcn3 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My impression is that the women who do actually receive this kind of attention from men are not the ones doing the complaining about receiving it.
[–]artist9991 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
i think the fatso is interested in the drink. so she wanna steal it.
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[–]AtomicMGTOW 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
There's always someone trying to mate-guard desirable women. They act like they are protecting her but they really just want to fuck her/own her/control her. It could be a 'friend' or a family member (usually the mother), it could be a complete fucking stranger. These people think they should be part of the vetting process. They're jealous.
Ironically, they are also indirectly saying that the girl isn't capable enough to make her own choices. Why the girl doesn't just tell the intruder to beat it comes down to pleasing the group. If it's her family member or friend and she tells them to mind their own business, the friend/family member will get pissed off (feeling embarrassed and rejected) and then the girl might be ejected from the group. So the girl goes along to get along.
Now, as a man, you are called a creep if you want to get her alone. The group insinuates you are isolating her (an abusive tactic). But the group are really the ones isolating the girl and preventing her from making her own choices. So then you approach in public and this happens. You can't win.
Fortunately, if you had some sort of a relationship before this shit starts, the girl will be missing you and will feel trapped and will want to run to you as long as you play the game right (ie: no contact). Eventually, if the girl liked you enough, she will find a way to get/speak to you.
Women are short-sighted and stupid. If they just let the guy/girl do her thing, there wouldn't be low to no challenge. But when they interfere and try to keep'em separated (As the Offspring song goes) the girl feels the compulsion to run to you.
[–]glutenAsPunishment14 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hahaha this has literally happened to me in an even worse way
[–]ForlornSkeptic77 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
the only women who aren't weird, rude or hostile to me at my medical school are the attractive ones, since they are happy and not single
[–]Grey_man1341 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
why is this so true ahah
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[–]Substantial-Boat4796 23 points24 points25 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You have trouble getting male attention, don't you?
[–]LongTimeOn 15 points16 points17 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She's an FDS subscriber "kween" of course she's jabba the hut.
[–]Khryn_Tzu-TTV 9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nope. In pickup 101 that is called the "obstacle."
And I'm guessing from how defensive you are, *you* are probably the obstacle in the friends group.
It's ok. You'll still get plenty of attention.
[–]Global_MGTOW 7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You were the fat friend, weren't you?
[–]Viktorenox 6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Your friend doesn't have to signal to someone else for help. She can always stand up for herself and say no.
[–]Miggymoggy 6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Women don't cockblock their friends for no reason
Women are so jealous that they'll intentionally ruin their friends chances of happiness (aka crabs in a bucket mentality). This isn't anything new or unheard of, which is why most men will judge a woman based on if her friends are decent people or outright trash.
[–]DesolationX1234 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why are you even on this sub?
[–]joselyncanosbutt 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
You must be the ugly fat friend they average ones keep around to feel better about themselves
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Yep I'm right she posts to fatties dinner supply (FDS)
[–]NightOuts 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
its the best when a woman tries cockblocking but the girl ignores them and goes home with the guy anyways. Yup ... been there ... done that ... women do cockblock, and some even try shitting on your character after you took their friend home.
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