Bitch this ain't Uber Eats, lol

Chinchillin09 · 2018-11-23T18:40:15+00:00

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Redpilled_MGTOW · 2018-11-23T18:40:24+00:00

Red pilled response lol. Probably got her panties wet

Unthotful · 2018-11-23T18:27:23+00:00

That response got her wet though. Shit test passed with flying colors

Docbear64 · 2018-11-23T18:06:06+00:00

This bitch can't come get free food? oof , you better watch out the princess syndrome is strong with this one.

CraigMcCloud · 2018-11-23T19:12:21+00:00

Unfortunately the nasty reply (yet rightfully savage) gave her tingles

BarbadosSlimCharles · 2018-11-23T20:58:39+00:00

I cant even make sense of these womens texts anymore. They're literally regressing to the point they can't even communicate with a normal guy like me.

wolfoftheworld · 2018-11-23T20:11:26+00:00

Bitch needs to learn how to use proper grammar instead out of this Ariana Grande grammar that seems so popular with these girls these days.

adhadyantos · 2018-11-23T19:47:50+00:00

You want a king? well, king doesn't submit to the queen. And queen supposed to suck king's dick.

daniel13324 · 2018-11-23T19:19:32+00:00

I’m interesting in finding out how she responded after that; and did she end up coming for the food? 😂

Highborn_Hellest · 2018-11-23T18:22:35+00:00

A woman who wants you will fly over an ocean for you. This chick doesn't want you.

bingobongo991 · 2018-11-23T19:20:34+00:00

Queens need to act like it. The kings bitch.

georgesoyros · 2018-11-23T19:23:06+00:00

you come to the lady

What lady?

MGTOWManofMystery · 2018-11-23T21:46:47+00:00

I hate that King / Queen shit. This ain't medieval Europe! Plus Kings don't take shit.

kyarsargan · 2018-11-23T18:59:47+00:00

hahaha i can almost feel that slap lol!!

NotLuceBree · 2018-11-23T21:31:08+00:00

"The Queen is the King's bitch."

~Patrice O'Neal

suhmydudessssss · 2018-11-23T22:21:22+00:00

People who refer to husbands as kings and women as queens will find that there is a specific torment of hell reserved for themselves

renovatio93 · 2018-11-23T21:37:00+00:00

She calls you a king only when she wants something from you. And for gods sake, women are lazy af.

quesoburgesa · 2018-11-23T20:02:36+00:00

Bust one in her butt and make her suck it

Fantoche_Dreemurr · 2018-11-23T19:45:45+00:00

So she wants free food and have it delivered? Yeah no

DocZTheRockstar · 2018-11-23T21:28:19+00:00

Lol if this was a homeless guy...hell literally any guy who is starving, they'd be there to get that plate on the first thing smoking.

AlwaysResist · 2018-11-23T20:02:22+00:00

Looks normal to man. The man wants his duck sucked.....

renovatio93 · 2018-11-23T21:52:32+00:00

/r/pussypassdenied

dwattzdrummer91 · 2018-11-23T22:26:56+00:00

Hopsin - False Advertisement covers 99% of these stories so well:

"Y'all like 'I want to be treated like I'm a queen'
Bitch better act like one
Girl I got so much to give you
If you ain't givin' back it's a wrap, I'm done
You want a real man, a real boss
So you can live life in a Kodak frame
A real man carry a lot of shit on his shoulder
We need a real woman who can hold that weight
Let me guess you a real woman, right?
Nope don't want to hear that
So go cry some tears in your tear bag
Bitch you don't have a car, a job
A life or a fuckin' career path
There's no accomplishments
I'm serious bitch stop this shit
You can fool niggas with pics lookin' like you a queen
But in real life I know you the opposite"

TimVertex · 2018-11-23T19:09:37+00:00

Lmao

MasterChris725 · 2018-11-23T21:40:02+00:00

Atleast with ubereats you pay for the delivery

NeedHelpInHTX · 2018-11-23T21:16:37+00:00

YOU'RE THE REAL MVP

kipling33 · 2018-11-23T23:36:32+00:00

It makes it even worse for her when the context is THANKSGIVING, she doesn’t want to bother show up and accept his hospitality, it’s all about her. Yeah Mom and Dad, I offered her to come enjoy Thanksgiving with the family, and she refused, and she seems all about herself. Dad: Next time you take her on a date, and help her into the car, if she doesn’t lean over and unlock to door on your side, dump her immediately!

dickthecowboy · 2018-11-24T01:03:47+00:00

This bitch can't even form a sentence and thinks she deserves a king?

iFunnyPrince · 2018-11-24T02:56:12+00:00

She can't even speak English. Serious r/ihadastroke material.

Stahlboden · 2018-11-24T05:06:20+00:00

How they just can't (or rather don't want to) acknowledge that chivalry and lady talk was always in context of women being little more than a fancy furniture. In the age of equality I have no reason to subserve you ma'am. You are strong, independent, fully capable adult, you are not entitled to special gestures from opposite gender. They claim to destroy the evil evil patriarchy, but really they only want inconvenient parts gone. Hypocrisy and double standart through and through.

Paladin2903 · 2018-11-24T10:18:44+00:00

This is how all entitled women need to be treated...... “SUCK MY DICK.” Bravo, to that guy!

Let them scream, whine, and cry like the children they are. Put some headphones on and tune it out.

Loban8990 · 2018-11-24T07:52:07+00:00

Excellent shutdown.

Puig_Destroyer · 2018-11-23T21:57:43+00:00

Hell yeah! Lol fuck her.

lockin_name · 2018-11-23T22:38:23+00:00

At least UberEats pays you for bringing the food.

Invoker11 · 2018-11-23T22:40:59+00:00

LOOOOL

robowriter · 2018-11-24T00:28:27+00:00

Translation: Yes serve my fat ass.

ibz646 · 2018-11-24T01:23:24+00:00

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

bdog666 · 2018-11-24T01:45:12+00:00

My man

[deleted] · 2018-11-24T03:50:39+00:00

That grammar tho.

Danitoba · 2018-11-24T04:35:44+00:00

Fucking brilliant reply! Lmfao 🤣

melniav0 · 2018-11-24T06:01:54+00:00

laying down the law

MetamorphosisSilver · 2018-11-24T06:26:50+00:00

Can't be legit. 100% battery at 12:01 pm. They can't stay off the phone long enough for it to be at 100%.

Tacarmato · 2018-11-24T07:36:37+00:00

She can't even speak

MrMannheim · 2018-11-24T07:38:39+00:00

My favorite quote is, "I'm a queen, I am independent and don't need no man!"

Especially considering how queens are THE most dependent people on the fucking planet ...

BlackWinterShinigami · 2018-11-24T11:05:23+00:00

Denzel Washington in training day said it best, "MY NIGGA!" Applauds

throatstump · 2018-11-24T14:10:19+00:00

Wtf is that third sentence? Birch can’t even write a coherent thought.

Bubbletorts · 2018-11-24T16:50:40+00:00

She ain’t a queen, just a concubine lol

Shy_bi_guy_ · 2018-11-24T18:48:11+00:00

Do you guys not understand sarcasm? Are you so angry at the world that you cant just laugh at stuff like this? Obviously she isnt serious, most people dont think that way.

Title	Bitch this ain't Uber Eats, lol
Author	geturcraptogether
Upvotes	1572
Comments	101
Date	November 23, 2018 6:02 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/9zqh54/bitch_this_aint_uber_eats_lol/
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