"Don't kill yourself over a girl... She'll bring another guy to your funeral."

Solado25 · 2017-02-15T19:16:23+00:00

Implying she would care enough to go to your funeral.

squeezeonein · 2017-02-15T18:53:13+00:00

as my late grandma with dementia used to say, "i'll have to remember that".

Tyler789228 · 2017-02-15T19:03:58+00:00

Don't kill yourself over a girl... She'll bring another guy to your funeral...

... and cheat on him a week later.

AMR2802 · 2017-02-15T19:03:17+00:00

Don't kill yourself over anything really.. seek help if you depressed, there is always a solution and a way out, suicide is none of those.

Eyes_Of_The_Dragon · 2017-02-15T19:26:03+00:00

Not to mention you'd be giving her that sweet, sweet victim-hood validation she desperately craves. Just think of all the virtue signaling points she can get! Her fiance killed himself and she just hasn't been the same since! (Doesn't matter if you were going to get married or not, for the story it gets her the most sympathy.) Every time society demands something of her? "Woe is me! I haven't gotten over his death yet! It's only been ten years!"

Zombocom1911 · 2017-02-15T17:50:14+00:00

exactly. such truth.

Dank_Meems · 2017-02-15T20:10:28+00:00

And she will love all the attention she gets from playing the victim off of your death.

theeesenuts · 2017-02-15T18:33:43+00:00

TRUTH BOMB

Solado25 · 2017-02-15T20:03:23+00:00

Never actually thought of it this way. Holy fuck, I am going to live just so they don't have that satisfaction.

Connorconzo · 2017-02-15T20:08:01+00:00

I just had a minute to myself, staring at my bedroom wall thinking about how true this is. She would need him there for "support".

Ultramegasaurus · 2017-02-15T19:06:44+00:00

Damn

iamlikethewindbaby · 2017-02-15T21:03:09+00:00

I've seen it happen.

pooshhMao · 2017-02-15T23:36:07+00:00

That is, if she bothers to show up

joe25rs · 2017-02-16T02:14:43+00:00

Now this...this is truth.

JeffersonSales · 2017-02-16T02:39:51+00:00

This one should be reposted in r/suicidewatch . It would actually help a lot of people.

LtWafflehaus · 2017-02-16T05:11:16+00:00

Ooo I know a girl who's boyfriend died so she set up a gofundme to "restore an old home"... she's still getting her home paid for by him from beyond the grave.... she's now engaged again two years later 😂

CesarPon · 2017-02-16T07:58:59+00:00

Daaaaam

GetaPoas · 2017-02-16T11:53:45+00:00

And it never occurs to cucks "that could be me..." all he's thinking about is the temporary vagina.

Sounds like heroin is less dangerous than women

IslandicFreedom · 2017-02-16T17:18:00+00:00

OMFG. This reminds me of this one police officer friend of the family who ended up killing himself at 23 years old over a girl who he wasn't even married for and the relationship was about a year in....

Fucking idiot! Like it was the last girl on earth.

Title	"Don't kill yourself over a girl... She'll bring another guy to your funeral."
Author	SM500
Upvotes	360
Comments	41
Date	February 15, 2017 5:24 PM UTC (9 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/5u8ud6/dont_kill_yourself_over_a_girl_shell_bring/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/dont-kill-yourself-over-a-girl-shell-bring-another.606881 https://theredarchive.com/post/606881

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