Gee can't wait....

ConstantChinner · 2018-06-02T21:06:54+00:00

What a fucking joke! They have to ruin fucking everything.

ElegantBiscuit · 2018-06-02T21:09:24+00:00

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Asian_Prodegy · 2018-06-02T21:15:23+00:00

This game will bomb and the failure be blamed on "toxic masculinity" etc. A la Soylo

myNewAccountIsBetter · 2018-06-02T22:52:00+00:00

Grand Theft Alimony

Upstream-moonbeam · 2018-06-02T21:09:32+00:00

I can not and will not believe this

2018-06-02T21:09:21+00:00

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Tookthemethpill · 2018-06-02T21:24:40+00:00

Unsubstantiated rumor. There have been no statements from Rockstar Games on the next Grand Theft Auto title.

In the case they do happen to make it a female lead character I will dump all my shares of $TTWO.

DangZagnut · 2018-06-02T21:13:47+00:00

So do you have to go to MentrualNation and pick up new tampons every 30 days, or your wanted level goes up?

pnwhomebrewer · 2018-06-02T22:50:10+00:00

Who the fuck do they think plays GTA???? Whoever allowed this needs to be fired.

BitSizeBitcoin · 2018-06-02T21:13:31+00:00

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sanjeevpalakala · 2018-06-02T22:08:46+00:00

We can be one of the hookers?!?

Phantom_Spark · 2018-06-02T21:12:01+00:00

Wait.

Pregnancy Ran through by Chads Welfare Crime SJW Ugly Post wall Obsessing over the alpha that got away.

Who the hell asked for this game? As a gamer I’m disgusted. I love rockstar games but I refused to purchase this trash!

Jaded_Dragon_2018 · 2018-06-03T00:12:41+00:00

Should be interesting.

Instead of going to jail for doing the same crime as a man, you will get let off with a warning.

2018-06-02T23:14:56+00:00

So you get to play a crack whore following her pimp ?

herpderpfeynman · 2018-06-02T23:20:43+00:00

set in Vice City (assuming it's the same 80's time period as the original)
female character

Gee so we're gonna play as a prostitute, stripper or Love Fist groupie? Sounds fun /s

genuinely trying to remember an important female criminal character from the original.

2018-06-03T00:26:41+00:00

I don't care if you can play as a woman, man, or a monkey cyborg, with the way they handled GTA V and their ridiculous business practices Rockstar can go fuck themselves.

2018-06-03T01:05:02+00:00

Do they really think guys want a play a game where they ride the cock carousel, suck dicks for money, buy upgrade skirts and shoes, and try to marry a beta?

This would seriously be the dumbest cucked game in history.

SoapyChocolate · 2018-06-02T22:44:56+00:00

Can't make something new eh? Need to infest an already established classic with a fem-version of the same game. It's the same as with the Battlefield-series. Fucking hell, I thought Rockstar was smarter than this.

anongogogo · 2018-06-03T00:24:51+00:00

Just like movies turn every game into feminist bullshit. sign......

SukhyGills · 2018-06-02T23:25:21+00:00

Ok ok ok here’s the thing. Just hold on. This is just like when the new Star Wars movies came out. I have no problem with strong, independent female character crap, I’m fine with that. It’s when they overdo it (Holdo, to some extent Rose) that I get pissed off. So for now, let Rockstar please the SJW community, and hope that future versions of the game can have both genders working together. Because tbh, I just wanna play a good GTA and I think that Rockstar, of all companies, will have SJWism in control and won’t let it take over the game. But that’s just my wish, idk what they’re gonna do.

XBL-AntLee06 · 2018-06-03T01:04:03+00:00

I have no reason to not trust Rockstar. They haven’t failed me yet

beire_ · 2018-06-03T07:03:18+00:00

they should make a Islamic character and blow itself up, game end

The-idiots114 · 2018-06-07T15:27:03+00:00

Who cares? It's a fucking video game

melokobeai · 2018-06-07T20:20:58+00:00

What's the problem exactly?

Docbear64 · 2018-06-02T21:24:16+00:00

I've heard this rumor , I'm hoping it's just a rumor. Rockstar is typically good at making interesting characters so even if he's a woman doesn't mean she's bad but if we're about to take a step towards SJWGTA then I'll just be playing RDR 2 for an even longer time than I expected.

kaczan3 · 2018-06-02T23:42:27+00:00

LOL, I knew that sooner or later this would happen. RIP another series.

I-am-the-lul · 2018-06-03T01:43:26+00:00

As a long time cross-player, I am fine playing a female character especially if she's attractive-looking, what I fear most is that if the game contains loads of SJW crap which is then shoved down your neck, it will ruin GTA for the fans of the series.

edit: spelling

2018-06-03T01:52:45+00:00

Wonder what happens if we tried to make a white male tomb raider?

tofu6465 · 2018-06-03T03:34:33+00:00

I know there is a lot of hate here, but really it would depend if any SJW crap was in it. I mean if I can go get a boob job and have a stripper mini game, I would still play it. If it's all girl power and killing the sexist men then no.

GoingOnTheRightWay · 2018-06-03T08:09:56+00:00

Shit if it takes place in the 80s then I'll play it.

sir_monkfish · 2018-06-04T10:25:44+00:00

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Griselda_Blanco

DarthSillyDucks · 2018-06-03T00:31:24+00:00

Omfg are you guys all serious? I can't think of anything better than running round vice city as a pimped out, meth whore smashing dudes faces in with a massive dildo. Why do we always have to have male protagonists? Aslong as they don't fuck it up with feminist propaganda then it should be mint.

Armored_Guardian · 2018-06-03T00:50:25+00:00

This cant be true. GTA has always been the opposite of politically correct

MauserFG42 · 2018-06-03T01:17:28+00:00

fucking grand theft auto 2 had 4 FEMALE PROTAGONISTS. look it up.

tankriderr · 2018-06-03T02:07:57+00:00

Not buying that shit.. women can't climb gang hierarchy unless they willingly become the fucktoys of mob boss

2018-06-03T02:31:52+00:00

This is fucking ridiculous. Girls literally ruin everything.

MetalGearHank · 2018-06-03T04:42:45+00:00

I can't wait for this game. I don't care about a female main character. It's not like she will be a Mary Sue or anything, because that would really be bad. And Rockstar knows this.

MaestroLogical · 2018-06-03T05:49:09+00:00

Guys calm down!

This is just a rumor that was started to make men look bad.

There are Zero details about the next GTA period. GTA online is still a massive cash cow for them.

Besides, this is Rockstar we're talking about. If they did this I suspect they'd make her the antithesis of what sjws crave.

Relax.

SangEntar · 2018-06-03T08:10:42+00:00

I dunno, it’s nice to see a woman be shown as a criminal and bad person instead of being a wonderful person for once.

Stahlboden · 2018-06-03T09:06:15+00:00

>Female character's crime fueled journey

So, false rape allegations, false domestic violence allegations, paternity fraud, baby traps, child abuse?

D0p3y3 · 2018-06-03T12:08:48+00:00

You know I for one am glad they are introducing a more challenging mode to vice city.

Villaintine · 2018-06-03T15:58:17+00:00

If Rockstar really wanted to run with a female lead why not a sequel to Bully? It would be perfect because women excel at deception and cruelty.

2018-06-07T21:39:21+00:00

Whiny incels cannot handle the sight of a female MC. Tell me, how does the inclusion of the MC being female ruin the game?

TheImpossible1 · 2018-06-02T21:46:14+00:00

I spent 4 figures on cash cards to get shit on like this?

Fuck you Cockstar.

Blogginginvicecity · 2018-06-03T01:18:31+00:00

What, is she gonna divorce rape a bunch of dudes? Cuz that shit would be truly criminal

deadBeefCafe2014 · 2018-06-03T02:07:54+00:00

It took way too long to finish the “hot coffee” portion of the game...

KaitouNala · 2018-06-03T02:14:39+00:00

brandon cuckeriech.

2018-06-03T02:20:12+00:00

I wonder how they will implement prostitution.

KubicZarcarbian · 2018-06-03T02:54:25+00:00

Sales will be down.

LaurenDoingChin-Ups · 2018-06-03T03:20:06+00:00

Can you imagine how big of an order a female Big Smoke will get at the drive-through? That will take hours!

2018-06-03T03:20:48+00:00

I'm done with the fuckery.

JohnPerera · 2018-06-03T03:21:01+00:00

Unless that female criminal can be killed during the game, I will NOT play this.

2018-06-03T03:46:14+00:00

She's going to run around writing bad checks.

Banincoming · 2018-06-03T03:53:51+00:00

5's story was horrible and boring. The multi was great though.

juankixd · 2018-06-03T04:11:06+00:00

I've gotta say, vice city kinda disappoints me. I mean the setting.

LIEX440 · 2018-06-03T04:11:44+00:00

i literally let out the biggest sigh ever smh

BayandSilentJob96 · 2018-06-03T06:21:21+00:00

The whole game is on a stripper pole

MarzMonkey · 2018-06-03T07:05:10+00:00

I'll hope Rockstar won't shit on the franchise, I could see how this could work in the hyper-sexual Vice City, I hope as a female character we can whore ourselves out and then kill the johns for the rest of their money.

Recreation705 · 2018-06-03T07:06:45+00:00

This is just a rumor, and this article was posted months ago. I wouldn't worry about it too much.

adamrockblackandblue · 2018-06-03T08:14:07+00:00

Yeah, but it's Vice City...that's the real selling point - Vice City.

mma13579 · 2018-06-03T08:27:42+00:00

I hope this a fake rumour, probably is. If they were going to have a female character they would make it multiple characters like GTA 5.

Eulerbrah · 2018-06-03T08:34:43+00:00

Don’t expect it to sell well

FreshNothingBurger · 2018-06-03T09:05:39+00:00

And there'll be nude mods before the game is even released, and the REEEEEs will be hilarious...

ClemsonPoker · 2018-06-03T09:57:38+00:00

Sounds boring. You kill thirty people and as soon as the cops see you're female the wanted stars disappear.

MesaBoogeyMan · 2018-06-03T10:49:31+00:00

Oh fuck right off

kaczan3 · 2018-06-03T11:27:13+00:00

Won't even pirate this shit.

solireams · 2018-06-03T11:34:41+00:00

3 dudes for the promo picture?

********SPOILER ALERT** fuck her way to the top and manipulate men into killing each other. That's the whole game.

RoundEarthMatters · 2018-06-03T12:15:29+00:00

Women are better than men right?! Then they should prove it by creating their own games/movies/tv shows instead of invading everything that is male dominated.

ArtoriusXv · 2018-06-03T12:24:18+00:00

I'm all for this really. It'll be nice having the ability to sculpt a female character by going to ingame gyms and using ingame makeup, then eventually getting a job as an escort and forgetting all about the actual game.

...

Oh wait, we're probably gonna play as a 45+ feminist who's overweight and has twenty halfcast kids...

robocopsboner · 2018-06-03T12:53:52+00:00

There is no way this happens. GTAV is STILL printing money, and the series is built on satirising modern society. There's no way in hell they sabotage the franchise.

Mgtow4throwaway · 2018-06-03T13:47:26+00:00

Literally no one asked for this

hhhvgggvg · 2018-06-03T15:55:11+00:00

Fucking hell, GTA?! That franchise is my childhood. Why do they have to ruin everything? It was always man as the main character cause otherwise its fiction. a woman wouldnt be able to kill 50 people in a drug deal gone wrong in gta unless a man was controlling it.

Borgmeister · 2018-06-03T16:55:22+00:00

It'll be loot box central and consequently suck. We all know it.

chad303 · 2018-06-03T17:24:11+00:00

That'll sell well...

TheMarvelousSchmuck · 2018-06-03T20:06:56+00:00

I hope this game bombs and all who worked on it drop off the face of the Earth and eliminate their stink from the gene pool. I'm absolutely sick of this kind of cucktastic bullshit.

Fuck, I can see it now... the opening cutscene starts in a bar, a strong independent wamen is having a cigar and a drink when some MAN comes up and starts making rapey comments. Next thing you know, men are getting tossed out of the windows and the wamen is suddenly by herself, asking the frightened bartender for another whisky.

And don't try to tell me that they won't venture into such cringey territory. If they're making a female-centered GTA, then all bets are off.

oksidasyon · 2018-06-03T23:58:56+00:00

FUCKING HELL NO VICE CITY WAS MY FAVORITE GAME YOU FUCKERS NOOO

Borofill · 2018-06-04T00:16:03+00:00

FUCK THE PATRIARCHY FOR NOT BUYING THIS GAME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Ohboohoolittlegirl · 2018-06-04T09:56:00+00:00

So.. Falsely accusing people, babytrapping thugs, nagging, whining and hoe-ing around? seems pretty interesting. On a serious note: Fuck you Rockstar gaming

gaslightlinux · 2018-06-07T20:47:57+00:00

How the hell did I end up getting linked to something in /r/ManChildHugRoom ?

Kingmat1999 · 2018-06-02T23:54:47+00:00

Noooooooooooo.The Death of GTA.Guys We can't allow this to happen.We must protest about this to Rockstar and complain about this.Women have taken it too far now.1st is Ghostbusters remake with women.2nd is Oceans 8 with girls and now this???I hope GTA dies😖😖😖

BrozD · 2018-06-03T08:46:44+00:00

Last good Gta was IV.

Nick12506 · 2018-06-08T00:34:06+00:00

If I can't have the bitch get fucked then I'll just seed the game more.

Title	Gee can't wait....
Author	Tren_Black
Upvotes	240
Comments	171
Date	June 2, 2018 9:05 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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