Going MGTOW is the solution.

deadBeefCafe2014 · 2018-02-16T12:58:01+00:00

I want the vagfax. Mileage is one thing, but how many other drivers has this vehicle had?

As Father Popp has stated: * Neutral slam it * Run it through all the gears * Park stop it * Leave it in the lot where you found it.

skippydammit · 2018-02-16T13:15:30+00:00

and yet they still attempt to roll back the odometer...-:)

GuidoBandito · 2018-02-16T13:42:58+00:00

Damn, there’s more miles on that than my 2004 Ranger. And still enjoy driving my Ranger.

toniyksi · 2018-02-16T15:39:43+00:00

Great idea actually, there's probably a parameter, hypothetically, in the human body once you hacked it - to give you such info, one can only dream for now..

JoeBender1 · 2018-02-16T17:44:48+00:00

They should have sign saying “now serving customer number .... “

Derkastain · 2018-02-16T15:01:25+00:00

Some show mileage, it’s not foolproof, but blown out tube socks are indicative of something.

Watchingcluturefade · 2018-02-16T19:58:26+00:00

My Jaguar finally threw a row bearing at about 160k miles and had to go. Thank god it is just a car and was replaced with my new beautiful Audi!

But that beautiful body (she does have a gorgeous body) is up at 151,517 .... When the odometer on my Jag said that the car still looked GORGEOUS and still ran a 12.5 or whatever quarter mile.

Point being, when they break, they break quick!

MrDysprosium · 2018-02-16T20:09:24+00:00

And, uh, why shouldn't penises do the same then?

Aiwa440 · 2018-02-16T19:58:46+00:00

This reminds me of that post about 20 miles of dick

DeezNutz6636 · 2018-02-16T21:15:16+00:00

An Oh-dometer

peterson2004 · 2018-02-16T15:25:07+00:00

nature tells you the mileage in roastyness and stank factor lol

greenleefs · 2018-02-16T19:08:48+00:00

Friggin ads calling it intimate areas, private parts n shit.

Bitch that place is a goddamn subway station.

Kestral · 2018-02-16T22:33:02+00:00

Why not treat them like executives do with corporate luxury vehicles? Lease for 3 years and then get a fresh new one.

Thatsyourissue · 2018-02-17T00:28:34+00:00

VagYelp...rate your experience and what STD you got...

lulz3r · 2018-02-16T19:28:03+00:00

But you’re special, lol.

2Drunk2Think · 2018-02-17T08:41:53+00:00

They're not cars they don't travel

zibnafNL · 2018-02-17T10:08:11+00:00

the mileage is not what matters...... it should have a database on how many different users its been used by...

Going MGTOW is the solution.

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It was a "rental" thing...

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Title	Going MGTOW is the solution.
Author	eyyy_yo
Upvotes	277
Comments	41
Date	February 16, 2018 12:10 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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