A Polish woman at work asked me about my career plans.

Pole: "Are you going to be doctor?"

Me: "No, that takes too much time."

Pole: "You have kids?"

Me: "No, that takes too much money."

Pole: "What about a girlfriend or wife?"

Me: "No, that takes too much effort."

Pole: "So you're lazy."

Me: ".........something like that." (Didn't feel like explaining self)

When you don't put pussy on pedestal, life's easier. ✌