It sucks to be single

SuspectedLumber · 2018-02-14T15:02:32+00:00

Oh no... To feel the weight of all that cash on one's shoulders :(

--Guardian-- · 2018-02-14T16:33:25+00:00

Actually it can be a problem, sometimes my wallet cuts off curculation in my leg when i sit down and gets really uncomfortable. Terrible, terrible issue...

the-rooster · 2018-02-14T16:06:01+00:00

Reminds me of that time I died from getting a tax break.

maggot_brain79 · 2018-02-14T17:18:26+00:00

When I got out of my last relationshit with a gold-digger, the one that brought me to MGTOW, one of my friends from work mentioned I was slouching around and asked me if my back hurt. I said, not more than usual, why? He said, because all of that extra weight in your wallet must be a real killer.

He's a real bro. One time he went into the store that she worked at shopping and she asked if he needed help, he replied by asking her if the store sold any pickaxes or mining helmets.

ibonek_naw_ibo · 2018-02-14T16:43:38+00:00

Today is national "buy shit you wouldn't be able to afford while in a relationship" day. Too bad it's not 10° warmer, could take the Harley out for a spin.

fcb98292 · 2018-02-14T16:22:21+00:00

Must get a tighter belt. My back pocket is sagging.

chasingsnow · 2018-02-14T18:24:51+00:00

doesn't take much to "feel rich". with a girl, you rarely have free cash. now that i'm mgtow, i tend to always have a stack in my pocket. nothing crazy, maybe 1 or 2 grand. but damn, feels great to always have 1 or 2 fucking grand in cash in my pocket with no external pressures slowly sucking it away. world can't stop you when you GYOW.

sativex · 2018-02-14T18:51:11+00:00

One of the reasons crypto currencies are growing is because MGTOW men are experiencing back problems from carrying around these overstuffed wallets.

Watchingcluturefade · 2018-02-14T17:06:30+00:00

Just got my RS7 waxed! Valentines Day present to myself a-thankyou!

MatthewsIsGod · 2018-02-14T17:19:11+00:00

V day is such a damn joke

TheWise_One · 2018-02-14T17:02:27+00:00

I approve this message 😂

My money clip is bent out of shape, how terrible lol

bonus_clinic · 2018-02-14T16:16:53+00:00

Sitting here lopsided with my butt pocket bulging.

Official_RCLE · 2018-02-14T16:35:02+00:00

trololololo

AmericasIronFist · 2018-02-14T16:48:09+00:00

Should be bigger.

Zealomon · 2018-02-14T17:02:57+00:00

Oh that’s right, I don’t have to buy shit while others are pushing $100+.

AudioAssassyn · 2018-02-14T22:59:08+00:00

I'm really bummed that I didn't get to spend an hour calling around a month ago trying to find a place with reservations still open. It really breaks my heart that I don't get to listen to a girl complain all the way there because she doesn't like the place I picked. And now she's extra pissy because she couldn't find an outfit she liked and her heels are hurting. And then paying $30 for mandatory valet. And then standing in a huge crowd for 2 hours waiting even though my reservation was for 6. And then her maybe starfishing for me when we get home as a thank you for just blowing $500 for nothing. Then hearing her make an underhanded "joke" 2 days later about how big some of the bouquets were that her girlfriends on facebook got.

Man, here comes the depression guys...

VrolokDastan · 2018-02-14T16:54:10+00:00

I wipe my figurative tears away with money.

CIAC50 · 2018-02-14T22:22:53+00:00

Just sent this to my son, six months girl free and never better.

darkrood · 2018-02-14T17:18:28+00:00

And then there is a gif in r/gif suggesting people killing them selves on V-day

boringcarpets · 2018-02-14T17:50:49+00:00

Oh noes, let me dry my eyes...

CeleritySteam · 2018-02-14T18:53:42+00:00

Having your pants dragged down by all that weight in your pocket is painful, I agree.

ghostsnnicesprites · 2018-02-14T19:00:48+00:00

You know, I never really hear people say it sucks being single. Some complain about 'loneliness', which can be remedied with a friend or a dog/pet/animal or family or other means, and some complain about sex or lack thereof, and well... get on tinder if youre desperate or go where ever prostitution is legal or meditate and harness the power of Buddhist/Tibetan/Hindu monks.

But you cant really complain about that extra cash, so much to do with it!! =)

ilovecorntoomuch · 2018-02-14T19:34:15+00:00

What am I gonna do with all that money in the bank?? Dammit I have no thots to spend it on.

skylorddragon · 2018-02-14T19:43:52+00:00

Who the fuck keeps cash anymore. My debit card weighs almost 80 pounds.

Laoyangyang · 2018-02-14T19:55:24+00:00

I hate it when you can't close my wallet.

throwaway152038 · 2018-02-14T20:33:05+00:00

Actually today I got more money. Crypto went up.

delta9mm · 2018-02-14T20:35:48+00:00

I mocked some guy earlier when I saw him spend 100$ on a shitty bouquet of flowers for his "girlfriend".

I could tell he was broken what I said. What a fucking tool.

stuhnt · 2018-02-14T20:53:57+00:00

It feels nice to save money

digitalfrost · 2018-02-14T21:04:14+00:00

Well can't say the same about my wallet, I bought myself a Rolex. I love me.

gMoneytz · 2018-02-14T21:33:46+00:00

Thot: Is that a bulge of cash in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

MGTOW: Yes, and nope.

RedNyerson · 2018-02-14T22:19:30+00:00

Since I am working today, my wallet will be FATTER tomorrow, also, not wasting any money on thots, bars, chocolate, clothes, or other such bullshit.

Then again, I never really made a big deal of Valentine's Day when I WAS dating.

Kestral · 2018-02-15T00:34:04+00:00

Actually the wallet gets thicker. Tomorrow is payday from work. I'm also getting a paycheck from my sidegig, and the day after, I get my dividends from my stocks. All told, I'm getting 5-figures of $ landing in my bank account in the next 2 days.

iyosipydas · 2018-02-15T02:28:02+00:00

Damn straight

kayfab · 2018-02-15T02:36:51+00:00

Used to get bitch spa massage , or a romantic get away that would cost me 300$ plus and some times bitch did not even give me sex, or a thank you.... that bitch was a selfish numb nut, i hope life gets back to her..... its been 6 years now and i invest in escort and prostitution, big 34dd nice BJ things i never got from that bitch... wow was i ever stupid to take care of that cow the way i did.

mgtowthrow1996 · 2018-02-15T03:53:07+00:00

Lord, the weight of my wallet is just too much ^{^{^{^{^{^{^{^/s}}}}}}}

Sumo94 · 2018-02-15T04:23:10+00:00

You guys still carry cash??

Mojomatrix · 2018-02-15T05:26:14+00:00

It feels so good not to waste money on a crap holiday like Valentines Day !

RoyalAura · 2018-02-15T17:49:05+00:00

Hahahaha amazing

Futureman999 · 2018-02-15T22:03:44+00:00

I'm seriously glad to have that money in my pocket today instead of blowing it on some randa yesterday. I'm an older guy, so she would have been either an escort or a big chubby saggy but still vain and entitled(!) middle aged lady.

TyrantOnion · 2018-02-21T16:28:04+00:00

I included this one to my best MGTOW memes list:

https://www.ranker.com/list/best-mgtow-memes/tyrantonion?ref=profile_pub

hdallstars · 2018-02-15T05:36:50+00:00

Oh man, I sure do hate saving a large amount of savings and investments! I really wish a woman would step up and help alleviate the stress and fritter it on absolute useless shit like shoes, brunches and rom-com movie tickets!

Title	It sucks to be single
Author	MyNamaHeff_
Upvotes	581
Comments	72
Date	February 14, 2018 2:34 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/7xie3f/it_sucks_to_be_single/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/it-sucks-to-be-single.593786 https://theredarchive.com/post/593786

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