It's a Match!!

blacktortoise69 · 2019-05-28T17:47:54+00:00

Honestly I bet he pulls thots with this. They'll think it is satire.

Well_Sorted8173 · 2019-05-28T19:33:54+00:00

I gotta say, this is funny. I've seen women with similar bio's on Tinder and they make me smile because it shows the self awareness of how most people are now with dating and relationships.

I've considered using something like this for my Tinder bio, but I'm afraid someone would take it seriously.

Wollishaiser · 2019-05-28T18:22:00+00:00

atleast he is self aware i guess

splinteredRecon · 2019-05-28T19:39:29+00:00

"There goes my heroooooo..."

Three-Legged-Fox · 2019-05-28T18:34:38+00:00

Don’t forget the catz! She should have lots of catz!

SaharaFatCat · 2019-05-28T19:31:53+00:00

This dude is pulling so much ass... His balls are drained and can't take more.

ruifaf · 2019-05-28T20:39:50+00:00

You are not attracting the right type of weemaaan with this profile. Sorry but you must be opened to 2 kids narcissistic single mothers

Then you'll be living the life!! (Some say you will feel like living more longer: one day is like a week, a month is like a year. And if you grow old with all that happiness you'll feel like living 600 hundred years...)

TheKnightRunner · 2019-05-28T20:42:21+00:00

"Bonus points if you just finished dating every guy in town but now want to take it slow with me." Spot on and hilarious!

And of course code for "You're a good guy so I'd like to keep you around for some free nights out and helping me out, but remain available for any Chads that may come along".

anduxo · 2019-05-28T18:20:50+00:00

2019-05-28T22:34:36+00:00

It's a good strategy to detect the worse cases. Any girl replying along the lines of "but I'm not like that!" is obviously feeling personally targeted.

Fullmetalrogue · 2019-05-28T20:19:52+00:00

I feel personally attacked.

2019-05-28T20:30:20+00:00

I guarantee he will not be disappointed!

ithinkoutloudtoo · 2019-05-28T20:52:40+00:00

I would reword that to “future divorce with high alimony payments and high child support payments” for more effect.

Moldy_child · 2019-05-28T21:21:31+00:00

Only every woman ever

TrailRunnah · 2019-05-28T23:10:07+00:00

I just sent this to my buddy who has been separated all of 3 months.

His reply-“Call ya tomorrow, headed out on a date”.

Fk- how apropos

nowibear · 2019-05-28T19:08:53+00:00

Every mans dream

jbing_10 · 2019-05-28T20:10:32+00:00

😂😂😂😂😂😂

LetsGoAllTheWhey · 2019-05-28T22:16:56+00:00

In other words, if I get the urge to marry, I'll find a woman who hates me and buy her a house.

JoePips · 2019-05-28T23:21:25+00:00

My brother

Blackjack_senpai · 2019-05-29T02:39:11+00:00

Im thinking that he's joking, the guy is probably MGTOW for all you know

ITrollRedditEveryDay · 2019-05-29T14:23:53+00:00

lol i saw this yesterday redownloaded tinder changed my bio to this super liked a hot 18 year old booom this morning its a match

hakoonamatata9 · 2019-05-28T22:13:06+00:00

He forgot suicide.

kokymac · 2019-05-28T23:57:19+00:00

Preach!

blaizken_420 · 2019-05-29T00:06:57+00:00

This has to be a guy who's been here.

2019-05-29T00:37:58+00:00

🤣🤣🤣 god mode

AntiAbleism · 2019-05-29T00:40:01+00:00

So accurate.

king_of_the_potato_p · 2019-05-29T01:47:31+00:00

I mean at least he know's what he's getting himself into.

lastlaugh100 · 2019-05-29T01:49:05+00:00

winclaw · 2019-05-29T03:22:34+00:00

Huzzah a man of quality

r1a1i1n · 2019-05-29T06:13:44+00:00

ohhhh so this is how you get a bunch of matches . hm

stent00 · 2019-05-29T15:03:40+00:00

yup that's what dating sites and wahmen in general get you.

Darkmeetboy · 2019-05-31T17:31:09+00:00

Here is his bio, use it to pull some 🐹 ;)

Seeks hostile woman for unfulfilling sex. future divorce, and co-dependency. Looking for a whiny, crazy lady with misplaced sense of entitlement and lots of expectations. Bonus points if you just finished dating every guy in town but now want to take it slow with me. I would be open to an unsatisfying fling but prefer a long-term, soul crushing descent into booze and pills.

Title	It's a Match!!
Author	racuntyo
Upvotes	1713
Comments	45
Date	May 28, 2019 5:00 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/bu2hjh/its_a_match/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/its-a-match.457796 https://theredarchive.com/post/457796

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