Jeff Bezos' net worth just crashed by 50%

Dontmindmebrother · 2019-01-09T15:08:55+00:00

THIS should be what triggers a bunch of redpill awakenings. The richest man in the world who worked his ass off for decades will now lose out on BILLIONS to a woman that he got engaged with after dating for ONLY 3 MONTHS!!! Even guys with looks like Brad Pitt get divorced so where does that leave the rest of us? GYOW or continue to live in a delusional fantasy!

nonchalantfool · 2019-01-09T14:51:17+00:00

Not even the richest man in the world stays married. Unicorns don't exist.

meshuggah_M80M · 2019-01-09T16:09:39+00:00

Absolutely massive Red Pill here guys. For fuck sakes, if the richest man ON EARTH is getting divorced what chance do average schmoes have of keeping a woman happy.

The modern western world is a cultural disaster.

RedMeatTrinket · 2019-01-09T15:32:29+00:00

Jeff Bezos discovers MGTOW in 3... 2... 1...

Fantoche_Dreemurr · 2019-01-09T15:28:06+00:00

It fucking blows my mind how someone with money would ever marry. You want kids? Get surrogates and have steel contracts with them. You can hire nannies with no problems.

BitcoinBoffin · 2019-01-09T15:03:01+00:00

"The two have been together for 25 years, which means their union is about as old as Amazon itself, which Bezos founded in 1994. It's unclear whether MacKenzie and Jeff signed a prenup. Since Washington is a "community property" state, half of all assets accrued in the marriage would go to her. It's also a "no fault" state, meaning that these rules apply no matter what transpired to end the union." https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2019-01-09/bezos-net-worth-cut-half-amazon-ceo-announces-he-getting-divorce

SlwWlkng · 2019-01-09T15:28:41+00:00

We are about to witness the biggest rip testicles through wallet in history.

Bariwhite · 2019-01-09T16:14:10+00:00

Amazing News.

MGTOW will break 100k subs in no time.

marvelkombat · 2019-01-09T16:16:16+00:00

damn i am angry at this shit

this man worked hard to make that fortune but by a simple divorce he lose half of it.

cyndonn66 · 2019-01-09T17:32:27+00:00

25 years down the toilet. Damn...

He'll be #4 or #5 (and his ex-wife around #10) when the dust settles in several years, if the biz continues pumping. He knew the risks marrying, and further, marrying without a prenup.

I don't like Bezos at all personally, but I have a bit of compassion for him as he steps into the abyss of divorce rape.

Infinitewisdom1984 · 2019-01-09T17:27:34+00:00

If I were Bezos, I'd threaten to crash Amazon by dumping all of my shares and undercutting the price and take my wealth out of the country to live in retirement. You think they'd change a few things in the court system?

Z6E1Z9O · 2019-01-09T17:27:00+00:00

Having %50 of what you worked all your life for go to someone who absolutely doesnt deserve it is really really painful...

AntiAbleism · 2019-01-09T18:03:16+00:00

She waited to cash out.

Orishasinc1 · 2019-01-09T17:48:45+00:00

Just give the bitch 10 billion dollars. That is enough money for a lifetime of shopping trips across the solar system.

WanderingYoungMan · 2019-01-09T15:54:02+00:00

To be fair they got married before he was a billionaire or even a multi millionaire. He was a rising star on Wall Street so might have been a small or early millionaire back then in the early 90's. Nevertheless, he looked to be a very smart guy with a great trajectory. Funny how she has ridden the whole wave until he becomes literally the richest man in human history before divorcing him. How NFL and NBA wives wait until the player retires before filing for divorce. Would he have been able to get his fortune without her supporting him and locking down the home and family front? Maybe not, maybe Yes. We don't know enough about their relationship and if she helped him. But it is sad that the richest most innovative and successful man in the world can still get cucked. He buys property in Washington DC and New York to influence the halls of US power and all the big media, finance, political elite quaking in their boots. Yet his Achillees heel is one woman holding his balls. How funny. The simp could probably take all his money and run to buy a Third World state that gives him a diplomatic visa and immunity from all asset seizure. But he won't.

andreas-mgtow · 2019-01-09T19:01:35+00:00

A few months from now on SJW Media:

"Top 10 Billionaire genius women: 1 - MacKenzie Tuttle"

MuaadDibJihad · 2019-01-09T15:18:03+00:00

She took the simp's balls and half his money. Good for her. Simpin' season is over.

lostapwbm · 2019-01-09T17:55:13+00:00

Given the length of the marriage, her...ahem career prospects (Bezos originally hired her to work at the hedge fund he was VP at), and the presence of 4 kids, Jeff is going to open both the checkbook and his buttcheeks.

throwmyaccountaway99 · 2019-01-09T15:33:26+00:00

Oh well he still has billions of dollars.

Atton_Risk · 2019-01-09T15:19:37+00:00

More like 70%

Kestral · 2019-01-09T18:04:27+00:00

Imagine the quantity and quality of hookers even 1/100th of his money could have bought, let alone 50% which he will now lose.

newcaprica1 · 2019-01-09T16:34:54+00:00

Jeff is the new victim of the Trump curse /s

CastandRefused · 2019-01-09T17:51:01+00:00

This is why I despise these women. Bezos started the company out of his garage and became a billionaire through intelligence and hard work. A woman comes into the picture and takes what she did not earn and is set for life all because she's a woman.

ont_lost_dude · 2019-01-09T17:54:55+00:00

she married him for his looks /s

EEE_Ed · 2019-01-09T17:51:44+00:00

I would care about it, but then I remember Jeff Bezos is a leftist cuck, so fuck him. I hope she gets more than half.

tramese · 2019-01-09T17:55:00+00:00

jeff bezos was obviously not alpha enough to keep a woman. brad pitt is omega compared to him.

richbeezy · 2019-01-09T14:36:43+00:00

Damn, you beat me to it by a couple minutes lol!

RedPillTruth10 · 2019-01-09T15:52:26+00:00

I am really interested in how this all unfolds and how much he actually loses. Really an eye-opening experience

divorce33 · 2019-01-09T18:26:16+00:00

"In this case, that includes Amazon, which Bezos founded soon after marrying MacKenzie. That could see her exiting the union with nearly $75 billion." There is ABSOLUTELY no way on God's green earth that this should happen! Where is the "Juice" when you need him.

TheIcePill · 2019-01-09T15:57:24+00:00

Did he have a prenup?

CBDOnMyMind3 · 2019-01-09T16:00:06+00:00

Oh fuck oh fuck, now this is worth grabbing the popcorn for! Hahaha. Can’t wait to watch his downfall.

xabl00 · 2019-01-09T19:47:30+00:00

If I married her and then divorced her, would I get 25% of that pie?

realChebz · 2019-01-09T21:01:31+00:00

take a quick guess who's decision it was.

discreetecrepedotcom · 2019-01-09T22:13:36+00:00

They are having a very strange split though. The public statement is really positive and upbeat. Wonder if the court documents will reflect that happy ideal.

I always wonder how people get divorced but remain pals. Someone usually has done something quite wrong when it happens.

totorox · 2019-01-09T18:08:37+00:00

Honestly I feel like this is less straight forward than it looks. This could just be a smart move to sell of a shit ton of shares without making shareholders freak out for all we know. Everything seems to point to him initiating this so my thought is there's a very specific reason behind the divorce.

Or he could just be sick of her shit who knows.

Brad_Smalls · 2019-01-09T20:37:41+00:00

Tbh being rich probably makes it more likley that shes gonna leave you cause she can steal enough money to support herself.

PerfectNemesis · 2019-01-09T20:48:30+00:00

Damn she probably going to get 70 billion. This is unreal.

curiouslyengaged · 2019-01-09T21:21:44+00:00

With all that money couldn't he make the problem 'go away' ...

revolsuna · 2019-01-09T19:34:36+00:00

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markus_brutus · 2019-01-09T21:46:52+00:00

This actually might have a positive effect and shock some people that where thinking that marriage was a good idea.

Zombocom1911 · 2019-01-09T22:25:30+00:00

SHE completely EARNED half of every single penny of those billions, right ladies? It simply doesn't matter at all who had the ideas, ever. (in your world)

Mgtaoteching · 2019-01-09T23:10:06+00:00

Dang. She earns millions of dollars after being supported for 25 years, and doing nothing for it. Not a bad salary. This is another reason why marriage should never be considered

bfte2 · 2019-01-10T08:10:59+00:00

Brad Pitt, Bezos... What chance do you have?

eja_cool8 · 2019-01-09T21:01:43+00:00

This is why we need Sharia Law.

No but seriously, this is why women are ruining the West.

thompsonh2 · 2019-01-10T00:37:37+00:00

Apparently, he was messing with Lauren Sanchez. Her marriage had recently ended to another guy. Here's the KICKER: Sanchez got closer to Bezos while her own marriage was failing. The worst part is her ex-husband also had money and had worked with A-list celebrities. Bezos then started to like her as well and hired her to work at his company and then one thing led to another and BAM (NO PUN INTENDED), they got together.

Just goes to show gentleman, not even BEING RICH will satisfy these monsters. Just GYOW...

ruthless_techie · 2019-01-10T02:19:12+00:00

Reminds me of the enron exec:

Lou Pai divorced his wife for a stripper so the court forced him to sell his enron shares. no market changes since nobody suspected anything was wrong other than the dude messed up his marriage. he couldn't be prosecuted for insider trading because the court forced the sale of his shares. If you wanted to liquidate a good portion of your assets without affecting the market, this is a good way to do it. We are talking about a master strategist here, married to a high IQ woman. This would not be outside of his character.

CrestfallenWolf · 2019-01-10T03:56:11+00:00

Mackenzie Bezos: best investor in human history. Turned a secretarys salary into 75 billion 💵 in a little under 25 years.

3 billion a year return on investment.

Dczieta · 2019-01-09T21:17:43+00:00

Bezos my man bout to lose 60 B Bezos my man i hate it had to be him, bitch you wasn't with him hedging in the gym....

kwankiller · 2019-01-09T21:26:48+00:00

I guess it happens to the best of 'em.

smfuel87 · 2019-01-09T22:51:53+00:00

Good bye New Glenn.

I think Musk is going to suffer the same fate soon too.

We can credit modern women, Social Marxism and divorce law for the failure of humanity to reach Mars.

We're going to have to rely on an inept NASA to go anywhere.

And even then, most funds are directed away from NASA to single moms and fuck-up system leeches.

So I hope you like Earth lots.

omen_tenebris · 2019-01-09T23:01:39+00:00

Maybe he felt he'd loose more and cut his losses...kek

tramese · 2019-01-10T00:44:00+00:00

here's your chance boys....knock her up and press for child support payments.

retire for life.

totorox · 2019-01-10T01:04:38+00:00

loving exploration and trial separation

as our family and close friends know

what did he mean by this?

any family or close friends of jefftheslaver wanna chime in?

deathtocontrollers · 2019-01-10T01:25:55+00:00

Jezz Bezos is full of shit. You know, deep down inside, he is like Darth Vader screaming out "NOOOOOOOOOOO." All that money gone(billions of dollars) just because of vagina. And he probably hopes that bitch burns in hell for all eternity.

ConnorGracie · 2019-01-10T12:02:58+00:00

Musk is smiling.

TopOccasion29 · 2019-01-11T20:17:02+00:00

Poor guy. Bezos is a moron though. Dated her for 3 months and then got married?...with no prenup as well?. How stupid could you be Jeff?

I'm not taking his wife side...but apparently he did cheat on her and she "co-founded" amazon with him and help with accounting. In the court of law and the eyes of the jury and judge, that is something plus his cheating scandal, they will definitely favor the wife.

GottaGoMGTOW · 2019-01-09T18:42:54+00:00

I've talked to Jeff before. I wonder how he's going to respond to this. He is not afraid of criticism or controversy.

Title	Jeff Bezos' net worth just crashed by 50%
Author	BitcoinBoffin
Upvotes	326
Comments	172
Date	January 9, 2019 2:36 PM UTC (7 years ago)
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