Life’s Great, Brothers

MrMagtow · 2019-02-16T15:40:50+00:00

If you only need milk for your coffee, why buy a cow?

TheLastHero7 · 2019-02-16T18:17:32+00:00

I dated an actual NAWALT for the past two months. Don’t need to go into details, but she checked off every box while still paying for her own shit, working more hours than I did, and making life in general more fun. She dumped me yesterday because she wants to essentially be the female version of MGTOW, be single, explore the world, make money, and not have someone following them around.

I’ll be honest it hurts like hell. But I’m not dumb enough to think I’ll come across another girl like her anytime soon so I guess it’s back to MGTOW. This post helps a lot with the pain. Thanks.

obi2kanobi · 2019-02-16T17:28:57+00:00

This never gets old. Always an enjoyable read.

Esoteric-Wanderlust · 2019-02-16T19:18:00+00:00

I’m not full MGTOW, but my current submissive (F/22) is 12 years younger than me and I’m fucking loving it. This was after a two year relationship with a financial parasite who’s 26.

I still want a long term relationship, I’m not even completely closed off to kids. But my tolerance for all the bullshit games and shit tests is buried in the negative. I’ve got a lot of life to live, and a world to explore. I’d love to do that with someone, but miss me with the bullshit.

newyorker1818 · 2019-02-16T17:33:02+00:00

Brought a gleeful tear to my eye

_Anarchon_ · 2019-02-16T17:41:21+00:00

Damn. I wish this was done in landscape...I'd have a new wallpaper

Harrybud07 · 2019-02-16T21:50:25+00:00

Monk mode 2 years 4 months. There's no fcking way I am wasting my life on females. Been with one for 15 years, never again. I was emotionally and physically drain from being her emotional dumping ground. I was so god dame tired and stressed out, life was hell. Not to mention her shit spending habits. After a while, reality sets in and one realized that pussy is nothing but a warm hole. Without the security of fatherhood, females are nothing more than just a fck. Why the hell would I invest in anything that brings nothing positive in return?. Life is great, make it a strong one.

zubbs99 · 2019-02-16T19:01:36+00:00

Dated women half his age

and never heard bitching

Hmmmmm....

ItPutsLotionOnItSkin · 2019-02-16T20:01:02+00:00

Left the toilet seat up

My exwife would get mad at me for leaving it up. Funny, it wasn't my piss, vaginal secretions or menstrual blood underneath where you had to touch to open or close. Just bought a bad ass new toilet for my place. Easily maintained.

khaoboy74 · 2019-02-16T17:47:38+00:00

But what happened to the whine aunt?

syd-heich · 2019-02-16T18:08:44+00:00

I get the banter but monk mode is my persistency. I won't risk what would be possible without sexual allegations occuring against me other than that it's 👍

[deleted] · 2019-02-16T18:28:14+00:00

Reverse the genders, and this seems like it would do well on /r/trollxchromosomes.

limeybastad · 2019-02-16T18:46:53+00:00

I Fucking love this post. Made my day. Gonna print and hang it up.

sonicel1997 · 2019-02-16T22:42:21+00:00

And the princess got fat and ugly, the end :)

RaucousMikey · 2019-02-16T18:37:54+00:00

This is the greatest thing I ever saw.

fixmyskinplz · 2019-02-16T19:11:03+00:00

Goals goals

Paper-Arrows · 2019-02-16T20:53:05+00:00

Every little boy should hear this story, brings a tear to my eye

iWllMuzzleLoadYou · 2019-02-16T17:06:56+00:00

Fuck yeah

BlackWinterShinigami · 2019-02-16T17:40:43+00:00

Lmao

InfiniteSadnessRedit · 2019-02-16T18:27:07+00:00

Tysm for this

no_ur_mom_lol · 2019-02-16T19:01:59+00:00

Nice

Cabshear · 2019-02-16T19:11:59+00:00

Have this on my phone

hannibalbarca13 · 2019-02-16T20:13:19+00:00

Fuck yeah love this!

zubbs99 · 2019-02-16T20:18:44+00:00

Some fairy tales do come true.

TheSud007 · 2019-02-16T20:32:02+00:00

Wish I was told this Fairy Tale when I was little

Obnoxiousjimmyjames · 2019-02-16T20:38:08+00:00

Having even half of this life... is amazing.

PerraE · 2019-02-16T20:52:57+00:00

Psyko Punkz - Psyko Prince (Official Videoclip)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnyxXR7bK_8

skcornivek1 · 2019-02-16T21:13:44+00:00

Hahaha Da Tweekaz is an EDM hardbass artist. He used this exact quote, I mean word for word in one of his songs. I gotta find it now.

MasterPublishing · 2019-02-16T21:20:43+00:00

Ha, saved as background

WayneNolting · 2019-02-16T21:51:33+00:00

I ask my wife to remarry me, she said she wanted a divorce. Best fucking thing that happened to me in a decade. All of these things listed in this meme have come true. Except I had to give up the beer and the Jack Daniels so I could lift heavy and gain tons of fucking muscle mass (makes fucking chicks half your age much more fun). Just replace with vodka, eat tons of red meat, and you'll be good to go.

JZSquared · 2019-02-16T23:11:36+00:00

Can we get that on a t-shirt?

nordeastwest · 2019-02-16T23:22:02+00:00

Wha at the fuck is a naked bar ?

Lilcee21 · 2019-02-16T23:31:54+00:00

Leave the seat up even to poop!?!?

Tercalerc · 2019-02-17T00:37:10+00:00

Oldie but goodie. Lol

Rhino2115 · 2019-02-17T00:43:26+00:00

This was from The Shekelstein Saga, wasn’t it?

NigelS75 · 2019-02-17T01:13:19+00:00

This basically describes my old boss when I was working construction in high school.

Dude had two boats, went to hockey games and country music concerts every weekend, had a nice truck, and I shit you not had between 4-6 women he would just take to concerts and hook up with no strings attached whenever he wanted.

Dude was a 55 year old player.

YBOXES · 2019-02-17T03:37:19+00:00

r/inceltears is making fun of us again.

Zombocom1911 · 2019-02-17T07:11:59+00:00

and the princess died alone, scared and confused and forgetful, with a house full of 100 cats and they ate her face because nobody even noticed that she died and cats gotta eat too

Trocklus · 2019-02-17T07:30:21+00:00

Damn, i thought incels were a meme lmao

[deleted] · 2019-02-17T13:30:14+00:00

Heaven

Sheepmaster02 · 2019-02-16T21:31:07+00:00

Thought this was r/comedycemetary

Chilli0119 · 2019-02-16T21:04:00+00:00

Y'all mad because you don't get any pussy.

TacticalTamales · 2019-02-16T18:55:36+00:00

I’m MGTOW. That means I’ll be messing around with 13 year olds?

Yikes

leflombo · 2019-02-16T20:57:22+00:00

This sub has become such lowbrow trash tbh

Title	Life’s Great, Brothers
Author	execool
Upvotes	1389
Comments	98
Date	February 16, 2019 3:06 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/ar9k2u/lifes_great_brothers/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/lifes-great-brothers.394641 https://theredarchive.com/post/394641

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