major facts

crazymakoto · 2019-12-18T03:43:00+00:00

Women are impossible to please. Just look at Eve in the Garden of Eden. She had a literal paradise and still wanted more and corrupted her husband. This is the first story in the Bible btw. It literally warns us in the beginning.

filosophicalaardvark · 2019-12-18T03:41:00+00:00

Not interested in pleasing women. stfu and gtfo you twitwhore

ryderlefeg · 2019-12-18T03:57:25+00:00

Funny how everyone I know with girl friends always complains about them often texting back late. It's mainly a woman problem, not a man problem.

bk6830 · 2019-12-18T07:05:29+00:00

girls aren't hard to please...

Are you fucking serious? GTFO.

Hawgster · 2019-12-18T06:31:16+00:00

Women always want more and more and are Never happy. They think the grass is always greener on the other side and they can do better than you.

King_Yautja · 2019-12-18T10:04:49+00:00

Female happiness is like Schrödinger's cat. What do they want? Everything they don't have. As soon as they get it, they don't want it any more. So their happiness exists in an entirely theoretical superposition that can never be observed.

richlad · 2019-12-18T07:31:55+00:00

I never found a girl who didn't allow sleeping with other women.

Trick is you let her do it first.

Patricijaobjectdude · 2019-12-18T09:21:13+00:00

When I was 14 and learned about sex and relationships, I kept asking people

"If you loved chocolate of all kinds, why would you limit yourself to buying just one brand of chocolate over and over again without 100% guarantee it would be given to you?"

I am almost 23 and I still havent gotten an asnwer to that analogy.

EpicFruityPie · 2019-12-18T08:38:32+00:00

Man I use to hate that "I text you over an hour ago!" Yeah I know it's funny I have a life and a text can wait fuck off bitch. Also go feed yourself you fat fuck.

Cyronsan · 2019-12-18T07:04:35+00:00

Well, she was talking to the world's #1 actor-billionaire-skydiver-astronaut-inventor-entrepreneur-president.
The rules are a bit different for everyone else.

Arch_Impaler · 2019-12-18T03:40:41+00:00

What is there to appreciate?

RedTwoPointO · 2019-12-18T10:15:45+00:00

Love how 'feed us' is #3. Of course it is sweetheart, cause i'm paying the bill i bet.

ilovejuices3 · 2019-12-18T11:41:01+00:00

That list is bullshit.

All that matters is looks, money, status.

bk6830 · 2019-12-18T07:05:46+00:00

girls aren't hard to please...

Are you fucking serious? GTFO.

drgonzo17 · 2019-12-18T14:03:17+00:00

Oh and pay my bills

Nickmarcelo · 2019-12-18T15:27:21+00:00

Feed me, give me gifts and money is the entitled part. Everything else should apply to both sides and then it is cool imo.

RyansPutter · 2019-12-18T03:39:50+00:00

Shit test.

motherfucking_sisko · 2019-12-18T08:02:00+00:00

Reading that made tea come out my nose.

Darkmaster85845 · 2019-12-18T08:28:00+00:00

"don't have any demands of your own"

horonlapsi · 2019-12-18T08:36:03+00:00

Looks like who to take care of pet

2019-12-18T11:39:45+00:00

I love gravity falls :/

Electronic_Record · 2019-12-18T13:23:15+00:00

veritas

spaceman_spliff777 · 2019-12-18T14:47:13+00:00

Appreciate us the most loaded word there is, all the rest are definitive statements that may be done easily.

Appreciate means includes but isn’t limited to the following: tell her she’s right when she’s wrong. Have her back over your friends and family; especially when she’s wrong. Tell her she looks great when she adds 50+ lbs. buy her useless shit she already has, but wants dah new one. Give her full control over the style, size, and interior decorating options of your apartment/house. And be ready for fights, just because she’s bored.

Fuck girls who use this kind of language.

when_its_too_late · 2019-12-18T16:46:45+00:00

Saw that post on Instagram yesterday, meme makers sure are quick

WrongTime01 · 2019-12-18T17:13:16+00:00

“Feed us” she essentially flat-out told everyone they’re completely incapable of providing for themselves

moneyforcolleg · 2019-12-18T17:29:19+00:00

Try bathing.

Localgangsta0 · 2019-12-18T23:10:26+00:00

Basically do the opposite of everything on that list.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMGK7GVrrl4

thruthedoors · 2019-12-19T05:13:49+00:00

thot with the mirror selfie you forgot a few more lines or I think they were unexpectedly cropped out...

here goes...

you must be a hypermodel, at least 8 foot tall, have an 8 inch weiner, fully chiseled and make 8 figures every week

Cuntfart9000 · 2019-12-19T01:13:50+00:00

Please yourself you stupid cunt!

Title	major facts
Author	bigjdman
Upvotes	892
Comments	65
Date	December 18, 2019 3:38 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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Please yourself you stupid cunt!