I was wondering whether we have any mathematicians/theoretical physicists on this subreddit.

What I personally like about mathematics, other than it being fun and interesting in and of itself, is that, out of all human activities, it is just about the farthest removed from the whole goddamn sexual arena. A prime number has no gender, an abelian group doesn't have a pussy, the wave equation doesn't care that I can't get laid. It is the ultimate intellectual and spiritual retreat.