Single mom rate

ThePlague · 2018-05-22T16:21:00+00:00

It would be funny to respond along the lines of "Couples Rate is $80, Single Mom Rate is $800, Single Dad Rate is $0"

EpicEsquire · 2018-05-22T16:53:34+00:00

*UPDATE* Just received another email ( I have yet to respond to the original emails ) stating:

"Come on my buddy, if you don't dog sit for me I will have to pay the kennel $500"

How is this my problem?????????

silive · 2018-05-22T16:47:11+00:00

This "offer" doesn't really deserve a response. However, she's your neighbor so you should be polite and respond along the lines of "Thank you for your kind offer but unfortunately I have previous engagements on those dates. Nice day."

RealToasted · 2018-05-22T16:31:59+00:00

Lol women invented the idea of getting something for nothing.

MGTOWJayJay · 2018-05-22T16:43:52+00:00

..... Ghost ..... don’t reply

falcon10474 · 2018-05-22T17:31:00+00:00

Don't even touch it

Anything that happens to that dog during or even 5 years after will be your fault

Just ghost or say no can do

labiteatibit · 2018-05-22T18:35:56+00:00

Single moms are basically parasites always looking for a new host.

a_consent · 2018-05-22T16:02:06+00:00

if she swallows

roxon89 · 2018-05-22T16:38:12+00:00

You know, I’m a nice guy. I would have done it for free! As long as she provided the food, it would be fun to have a dog around for ten days.

But after that single mom rate shit, I don’t think I’d do it for ANY amount of money.

d4ng3rz0n3 · 2018-05-22T20:21:05+00:00

Charge $250, pay neighborhood kid $50.

EpicEsquire · 2018-05-22T22:06:07+00:00

I fucking despise single mothers' sense of victimhood. I was a single father and never, not once, played the woe-is-me card. It's fucking enraging how much shit they pull with that pity party.

VanDriver1 · 2018-05-22T17:16:34+00:00

Set YOUR boundaries. She's pushing you, push back. She's violated your space. This is not an emergency, it's a convenience and saves her money. She's using you. Ask her if she would come over and re roof your house or fix the water heater? How about put in a new patio. She a whore. A straight up whore. She THINKS that all men think with their dick and that is what she's counting on you to do. If I watch her dog maybe she'll fuck me. Tell her that if she has an serious emergency that you'll do what you can but that you can't do this. She will ask why you can't and your response is, I DON"T have to explain myself to you.

Thermotastic42 · 2018-05-22T17:26:40+00:00

Offer at minimum 50% the cost of kennel and a hole pass. Enough said

thesearelies · 2018-05-22T19:02:30+00:00

why did you even give her your email?

drizztdourden420 · 2018-05-22T22:33:14+00:00

Pet sitting is more like 30 bucks a day. So $300.00 is more reasonable.

Blankaccount111 · 2018-05-22T19:36:45+00:00

Tell her the single mom rate is an enthusiastic blowjob everyday for the 10 days before she leaves.

Then tell her they were not enthusiastic enough after 10 days.

ThePlague · 2018-05-23T04:44:52+00:00

"How about $60! SINGLE MOM RATE!"

"Just because you make bad decisions doesn't mean I have to"

Inferno-_ · 2018-05-22T19:59:27+00:00

I love how they act like its a badge of honor, and also a coupon apparently.

AmbulanceDriver3 · 2018-05-22T17:34:33+00:00

80 dollars is 8 bucks a day. That buys 15 minutes of my time per day, if I’m feeling generous, transit included, expenses extra.

If your dog is worth that little to you, you should consider adopting it out instead of hiring me.

That would be my response.

Enigma221 · 2018-05-22T18:55:40+00:00

Single mom rate. The fuck.

dinnerwithfunions · 2018-05-22T19:41:02+00:00

You should actually respond to her with "how about no" lol

FauxVitae · 2018-05-22T20:38:53+00:00

Single mothers are cancer.

squidracer · 2018-05-22T20:53:06+00:00

I had a neighbor like this once (single post wall with no kids). I tried being a nice neighbor at first, but i quickly realized she only contacted me when she needed something.

One day she let her car battery run down and her car wouldn't start. I had multiple texts and missed calls. Not my problem tho, let adults pay for their own shit

Beeinkc9 · 2018-05-23T00:09:25+00:00

For reference, I'm paying a 14 year old $400 to watch my three dogs for a month in our home. She lives next door. I'll give her another $100 to keep all the gardens watered.

Your neighbor wants a free ride.

GoingOnTheRightWay · 2018-05-22T17:16:33+00:00

If you like dogs and want to help out, then do it. Otherwise decline, regardless of the amount of money she is offering.

ZeroBlink · 2018-05-22T17:18:06+00:00

"How to be a good wife - some author 15 $"

VinnieMatch69 · 2018-05-22T19:23:23+00:00

"Does that include a couple of BJs?"

ReyneWoods · 2018-05-22T19:47:07+00:00

Gotta love the entitlement of some mothers.

Expecting to be seated on public transport, even if it means an old person has to stand. Being allowed to enter first. Skipping queues. Parking on spots designated for disabled people. And oh my god, worst of all, skipping all the patients who have been sitting in a doctor's waiting room for hours. Also ignoring complaints related to their kids' behaviour (in the better case scenario).

saaralgris · 2018-05-22T23:58:52+00:00

There's one with a lot of doggone nerve

BlackDranzerAttack · 2018-05-22T19:30:16+00:00

kek

Femoids are too funny man. The entitlement and expectation that you become her lapdog just because she has a vagina is unreal.

Don't give into your thirst, unless she is some super hot mega milf.

Chadattack10 · 2018-05-22T19:36:22+00:00

My usuall average rate for my services is $55/hour. Sometimes more (depends on the project) but never less. So I would have calculated the hours with my rate and give her my price IF I wanted and had the time to do this.....80 bucks it's a joke. My suggestion is to tell her you're really busy or you're not interested.

AnAverageWanker · 2018-05-22T20:28:25+00:00

LMAO

Freedomisgreat · 2018-05-22T20:49:07+00:00

I'd say you probably heard this before but..... You should have thought about that before having him

shizlordsupreme · 2018-05-22T21:45:15+00:00

You can’t charge more than market value. 10 per hour is not market value.

throwawaylifespan · 2018-05-22T23:31:23+00:00

I first read this title as someone organising a hooker..!

thePloweHorse · 2018-05-23T00:02:38+00:00

She pegged you for a loser.

Respond with: No, thank you.

PabloEscoba · 2018-05-23T04:08:52+00:00

It takes a village

Crazed_Alchemist · 2018-05-23T06:59:51+00:00

80$ to babysit a dog for 10 DAYS?!

cyborg_type_darkness · 2018-05-23T20:21:58+00:00

Let's be honest here, she wouldn't take care of YOUR dog for that price, why would you?

For experiment purposes you might try it out later when she comes back.

rahl_r · 2018-05-22T20:43:45+00:00

Dog breed? Age? Sex? Obedience? Personality? ...

If the combination of the aforementioned is a jackpot, you might as well do it, even pro bono.

ConstantChinner · 2018-05-22T15:53:58+00:00

How did you respond?

EpicEsquire · 2018-05-22T20:49:31+00:00

First question, how does she have your email?? Ghost!

cleats4u · 2018-05-23T01:58:19+00:00

Tell her that's what parents are for and your a very busy man. What the hell are you doing giving your email to a woman much less a single mother. That is just asking for it.

EpicEsquire · 2018-05-23T02:33:31+00:00

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foolishghost · 2018-05-23T03:37:46+00:00

How about: “I’d love to, but I can’t. I’m allergic to dog hair and whenever I’m near one, my penis breaks out in these big, ugly, scarlet welts.”

EpicEsquire · 2018-05-23T21:15:46+00:00

*UPDATE*

I emailed her back saying: "I can't do it"

She just replied: "FUCK. Well, why not?"

poapratensis · 2018-05-23T00:40:55+00:00

That price seems reasonable to me if the dog is decent. Just hope you never need anything from her.

Title	Single mom rate
Author	EpicEsquire
Upvotes	194
Comments	165
Date	May 22, 2018 3:51 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/8lb0mo/single_mom_rate/
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