Had a company gathering at work today.

There were plenty of fruits around, I decided to chop the fruits with my friend to distribute them as everyone else was simply watching and waiting for someone to do it.

After I was done, my hands were dirty. I asked a female colleague to help me peel the skin of a fruit and leave it on the table as I wanted to prevent cross contamination.

She went from smiling to full on rage and screamed at me, saying “I ONLY DO IT FOR MY KING AND YOU ARE NOT MY KING!”.

I was “Wow chill, if you don’t wanna do it, you could have said it nicely.”

After that me and my Friend left the clowns at the table and decided to have our own mini gathering at the pantry.

Women in a nutshell.