Wise move from Cena.

DavidShekelburg · 2018-04-19T20:26:21+00:00

Sign this 75 page contract...or....You can't see me.

rocketman1899 · 2018-04-19T21:23:29+00:00

Letting her move in was a mistake

canfidel · 2018-04-19T19:56:14+00:00

In the contract John explained he didn’t want ‘there to be any misunderstanding’ regarding Nikki’s ‘presence’ at his home as a ‘guest’ before confirming she would have to ‘immediately vacate’ if he asks her to. As reported by People, the contract was covered in the first season of American reality television show Total Bellas as Nikki told her twin sister Brie she felt uncomfortable with the agreement.

ThatHeriNegro · 2018-04-19T22:15:49+00:00

He needs to put up a PDF so we can download one.

Freefrombitches123 · 2018-04-19T20:09:57+00:00

Untouchable

PlanB_pedofile · 2018-04-19T23:34:28+00:00

well holy shit good on Cena!

gotta protect that shit or she'll make off with half his house even if only dating.

silive · 2018-04-19T20:19:31+00:00

She looks like Anjelica Houston of the "Adams Family Values" fame. Translation: he can do MUCH better. The hookers are not that expensive, even the good-looking ones...

Randy_Dream_Weaver · 2018-04-19T20:35:03+00:00

Of course any judge can toss out said agreement.

Gamersparadise4 · 2018-04-19T21:56:37+00:00

And a judge will throw that contract out the window in the future because vagina...

guzman_hemi · 2018-04-20T00:35:16+00:00

Why is that chick standing by her self?

OldTimeyENT · 2018-04-19T23:45:38+00:00

That contract means nothing. She stays at his residence for longer than 2 weeks, and receives any form of mail, etc to said home, she just gained tenant rights and has to be evicted.

Lmao he thinks that contract is gonna save him.

OldTimeyENT · 2018-04-19T22:47:38+00:00

Smart guy. He knew exactly what the fuck is up.

emperorisnaked7 · 2018-04-20T01:46:08+00:00

"MADE" as in she did it because she made the decision to sign it? How does that make her do anything? She had a choice.

LooksMatterToWomen · 2018-04-20T09:26:53+00:00

When a man has to write up a 75 PAGE CONTRACT just to allow a woman to stay at his house, you know things are getting bad.

bladdy105 · 2018-04-19T22:10:10+00:00

This is how is done fellas, take notes !

kyledontcare · 2018-04-20T00:23:27+00:00

In that second photo she done hit the wall.

Jonlife · 2018-04-20T01:32:14+00:00

With the right lawyer (and kangaroo court) she can get that contract thrown out. Cena gets an A for trying but hes only going to learn the hard way... Which is, men never had equal rights in the family courts

bettermyself1 · 2018-04-19T21:44:53+00:00

Wish i would have done that.!

bc9toes · 2018-04-19T22:41:16+00:00

A man who doesn’t trust a woman, can’t be trusted! /s lmao good job Cena

Amnesia2508 · 2018-04-19T22:52:27+00:00

Are you sure about that?

wathon2 · 2018-04-20T00:19:45+00:00

Contract is as good as toilet paper. Just wait until she sperm jacks him and has his kid, then everything out the window.

kyledontcare · 2018-04-20T00:26:23+00:00

He was sharp in not marrying her and getting her to sign it. Time will tell if it holds up.

kayfab · 2018-04-20T00:42:54+00:00

good thing he did not get married.....

marian5567 · 2018-04-20T01:29:30+00:00

Smart dude

SirChoGath · 2018-04-20T02:14:55+00:00

So essentially John Cena is the new Christian Grey?

SirNecroKnight · 2018-04-20T03:46:38+00:00

Don't get married in the first place. Lol, all of these celebrities getting divorced just proves why marriage in a general sense (for the average Joe) is a fucking waste of time and life.

LexGrom · 2018-04-20T04:19:47+00:00

Amount of pages perfectly reflects Cena's trust in the institution of marriage (including common law - cohabitation). It's a walking corpse

stringedbeams · 2018-04-20T06:35:39+00:00

that girl looks like trouble

DEPRESSION_IS_COOL · 2018-04-20T07:56:24+00:00

I hope it holds up in court!

bettermyself1 · 2018-04-19T21:45:29+00:00

Sign here for anal ?

PaulMurrayCbr · 2018-04-20T13:40:44+00:00

"Made" her sign.

setpejoki · 2018-04-20T01:12:27+00:00

A True New American Hero!

mgtowliberdade · 2018-04-20T01:24:32+00:00

At least this bad part of gynocracy didn't arrive in Brazil. I never heard of a judge tossing a prenup. If it's a simple one, most are, a lawyer doesn't even need to look at it.

shockinghillaryquote · 2018-04-20T02:01:01+00:00

HE IS A MGTOW GOD

NightOuts · 2018-04-20T03:44:00+00:00

was he fucking her with a condom the whole time? Or did her force plan B pills down her throat? Or make her take birth control in front of him????

she will probably stop taking pills and mysteriously get pregnant soon.

PMach · 2018-04-20T09:04:01+00:00

Unpopular opinion(?): the entire relationship was a work anyway. The proposal last year was a "big deal" and the WWE has been milking Cena for their dumb chick wrestler reality shows. I wouldn't even be surprised if Vince's lawyers we're the ones who drafted that contract.

As-You-Were · 2018-04-20T09:16:12+00:00

Cena’s on a few mill right? He has the same suit on in both pics man!

gfk · 2018-04-20T12:11:45+00:00

BUTT CHUG!

gfk · 2018-04-20T12:13:36+00:00

THE ULTIMATE F.U.

themanfromsaturn · 2018-04-20T13:31:49+00:00

Congratulations, dumbass.

It's a 75 sheet roll of toilet paper if it ever comes up in a courtroom, because vagina.

Matacks607 · 2018-04-20T13:50:28+00:00

Link to the article?

Blankaccount111 · 2018-04-20T15:00:13+00:00

This will probably get thrown out. Unless he paid for a lawyer to work with her on the contract.

The kangaroo court system will say its too much(75pages) for a non-professional to process so the contract is void. He would have been better off going for something shorter and simpler.

AppreciateYa · 2018-04-20T16:19:01+00:00

To move in with a person who requires you to draft a 75 page contract

Yeah, that's just dumb as fuck.

If you need a contract involved in a relationship, to guard you from that other person... that's a red flag

wisdomo · 2018-04-20T08:56:40+00:00

She signed a document that she didn't read past page 2. Then the SHTF and he reminded of stuff she had no idea about. That's when it was over. Smart move Cena.

theonenamedkirk · 2018-04-20T05:44:31+00:00

That just makes me think he's a creepy sex pervert

Title	Wise move from Cena.
Author	canfidel
Upvotes	710
Comments	146
Date	April 19, 2018 7:54 PM UTC (8 years ago)
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