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JarHeadJoseph
[β]Phantom_Spark93 points94 points95 points 8 years ago (13 children) | Copy Link
No one wants crusty meat curtains after she rode the carousel for 2-4 decades. She likely has Chads baby and still sleeps with him secretly.
Women are amazing. They think a female on welfare for a lifetime who canβt cook or clean, mean spirited and loves to fight is a great catch. LOL.
[β]falcon1047433 points34 points35 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
How dare you meat curtain shame
meat curtains are natural to many women
You should accept a girl with meat curtains cause there is nothing wrong with them
But all men should be circumcised cause an uncircumcised penis is disgusting
PS meat curtain
[β]LordGraygem7 points8 points9 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Meat curtains so long, broad, and leathery from use that she can wrap a flap around each leg and have instant chaps.
[–]Patri_Arky8 points 8 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
FlapChaps (TM)
Tyrone's Mark, that is.
[β]intentionally_vague26 points27 points28 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
That useless skin around the vagina isn't a 'meat curtain'. The useless skin around a vagina can instead be called a woman
[β]pablohombre 6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Woman has reached final form. Giant walking meat curtain.
[β]Phantom_Spark4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Roflmao. You guys gotta stop... I can't stop laughing.. all I can picture is old Saturday morning cartoons...
Crusty old pussy Hypergamy Infantile Ignorance And depreciating asset.
Come together and form Voltron! Eerr.. correction. Form Feminist! LOL
[β]1st10Amendments0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LOL.
[β]Mi91iwjw4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Or like our friend Ben would tell them:
"Facts don't care about your feelings, cunt."
I added the cunt part.
[β]LeafFan1990 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The key word is deserve. That female on welfare DESERVES a perfect man and to have everything paid for
[β]BeastMaster661 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Woman constantly pat themselves on the back for everything
[β]Phantom_Spark1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
It takes some blatant stupidity to pat yourself on he back for having Chadβs baby... when he never told you his real name and you had kids by 3 different Chads. LOL.
And theyβre strong women that any man would be lucky to have. Roflmao
[β]BeastMaster660 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
If they have a job they will make damn sure to let everyone know. I'm hoping that the more logical women of our generation will have an impact on society but I'm doubtful
[β]Phantom_Spark0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
As Turd Flinging Monkey said... this all started the moment you let them vote. Just saying...
[β]MGTOWJayJay48 points49 points50 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You mean a package of meat flaps thatβs been beaten by hundreds of sticks infected with multiple diseases?
[β]Sir_manalot7 points8 points9 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This just in, starving shark says that he no longer eats meat and wants to privately meat with a good...er meet with a good man for dinner.
Note: I am not like the other sharks, I will not slowly devour your tender...yummy...mouthwatering body in order to satiate my hunger....and I am not like my past eat-a-man on private dinner meetings self anymore, I am more then a count of dead tender men.
I especially like black men, I like meat thar is well done and can put up a fight.
[β][deleted] 34 points35 points36 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
If that package is a 55 gallon drum of toxic waste, yes.
[β]DarthCallidous3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Argh, you beat me to the joke.
[β]DeusExMaximum0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I don't get it.
[β]AllForTheGains27 points28 points29 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
The lies women tell themselves, so that they can feel better about themselves.
[β]mrcuckhold6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lies women tell or white knights tell
[β]DeusExMaximum2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sometimes it's not even to feel better about themselves. Usually it's just to childishly berate those who she thinks wronged her, which is everyone besides herself. She sometimes undoes herself in the process (but that won't stop her).
[β]melniav0 11 points12 points13 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Never handle a woman with a 'package'. I am looking at you Michelle Obama.
[β]BeerHereRW92GBP 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Michael*
[+][deleted] 8 years ago [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
I know how to handle any package:
"Return to sender"
[β]Mi91iwjw0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol
Using that one
[β]Bombinic8 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
rrrrightπ
[β]RighteousSouljah6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You are a fucking idiot if you believe HALF the female population is a virgin or wife material. Try .1 %.
[+][deleted] 8 years ago* [recovered] (2 children) | Copy Link
yup definitely wife material. hair, skin, nails, teeth, internal organs. all the materials you need for a wife.
[β]jasperspaw5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Enough to make two.
[β]Mi91iwjw2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Don't forget the herpes. Then you have yourself the ideal woman.
[β]Jcart1055 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Single as a woman is merely a euphemism for 'I don't want to settle for a beta yet when I can get all this great Alpha Chad cock.'
[β]andreas-mgtow4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fimmil Thots
Muh Feelz sez ur waif material and bois can't handle you, girlfriend.
[β]ArtoriusXv5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dudes, They "FEEL" so obv it's true.
[β]Yesknow77 3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Half the women right now aren't even human being material.
[β]JarHeadJoseph[S] 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lmao
[β]YetisInAtlanta3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
and now switch that to men and youd be on to something there sweetheart
[β]BobRoss09023 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
There is a VERY good reason this is called Female Thoughts. So yea I am not surprised.
[β]JStheHammer 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
[β]247spyz4life1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah single for the next 3 days...
[β]WhistlingAlong 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You keep thinking that, you...person thing.
[β]DarthCallidous1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The only way you should handle that package is like handling radiation.
Don't.
[β]GWJ_DanyBoy 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ha ha ha
[β]SeniorSavage11 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
[β]nofilmynofucky 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'll never get sick of female hamstering. It's so damn amusing watching the increasingly bizarre mental acrobatics they go through rather than face the truth
men aren't marrying women because they'd just be too good at being wives
sure thing sweetheart, that makes perfect sense
[β]watain2181 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Doubt
[β]BaptismiPerIgnem1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Pass the blame. Just keep on passin'.
[β]Jspeedster 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No thanks, I like peace and quiet.
[β]Tomato_Joker1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I always LOL when girls think they're extra-special and better than single girls 'because they're taken.'
Their guys are taken too, more like taken hostage.
[β]YoichiLD1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Like my dick
[β]Caliban9911 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
We know how to handle that package all too well. Keep your distance and call the freaking bomb squad, itβs ticking louder than Big Ben.
[β]uglymtherfker1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Itβs true I have mental issues and canβt handle such great human beings so better stay away from me. Ty
[β]1st10Amendments1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So sheβs saying we should play Russian Roulette with a six-gun that only has THREE rounds. Does that sound like good odds when expressed THAT way?
[β]CommanderHeMan1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No one their age wants to pay full price for bargain bin product.
[β]BeastMaster661 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well shit boys, we better grab our harpoons and start hunting these treasued whales
[β]figyg0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He went full retard...
[β]AirplaneNote0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You canβt tell which ones are wife material until you actually get to know them and their habits.
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I know how to handle any package:
"Return to sender"
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yup definitely wife material. hair, skin, nails, teeth, internal organs. all the materials you need for a wife.
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