I shit you not. Here's what happened to summarize:

I went to a Burger King restaurant (there's several in my city)

--> For the 5th time I got served cold grilled chicken breast, it was warm at best (I don't pay for cold/warm-at-best chicken plus I'm a hypochondriac and don't want to spend the next 3 days shitting my guts out due to food poisoning)

--> I got annoyed as fuck at the fact they don't understand they're to serve it steaming hot ffs, fucking cook that shit throroughly smfh

--> I got mad and yelled at the cashier (female) (yes I shouldn't have done it, that was inappropriate but it was the 5th time ffs, and yes, I do feel sorry, not because she was female, but because I could've articulated it in a civilized manner)

--> A whiteknight simp told me I do this one more time and he's gonna jump me

--> I told him to stfu, keep his distance or else he'll go to jail

--> Motherfucker attacked me, I grabbed my pepper spray and sprayed all over his puffy face

--> He brought his homie, he attacked me too, he got sprayed too

--> I exited the restaurant and went on my way back home. I'm not going to go there at least for the next 6 months, but anyway, I think I de-escalated the situation appropriately by applying legal self-defense. Sure, like I said, I shouldn't have yelled in the first place, but he only attacked me because the cashier was a female (made clear through his sentence: "Apologize to the lady")

smfh He should rot in jail

Edit: judging by their reactions to the spraying, it's not exactly pleasant to get a load of ammonia in your face. lol