You mas*urbate, you rape!

anongogogo · 2019-03-30T06:16:31+00:00

Insert whoever is the sexiest man alive got raped billions of times.

zubbs99 · 2019-03-30T06:01:43+00:00

Ok so I better ask that chick in the marketing dept: "Hey mind if I jack off thinking about you later?"

flee_market · 2019-03-30T05:58:14+00:00

Is this what killed Marilyn Monroe :o

/s

Iamverydrunknow · 2019-03-30T07:25:41+00:00

2019 = Clownworld

Zikuhan · 2019-03-30T06:10:25+00:00

The pornstars are about to lawyer up on our asses!!

DangZagnut · 2019-03-30T06:14:04+00:00

I've impregnated so many trashcans at this point it's more like a evolutionary step than a rape.

RooR_16 · 2019-03-30T08:57:39+00:00

That is the dumbest shit Ive ever read.

tchower · 2019-03-30T07:43:49+00:00

Is this one of those psychic clairvoyant type of woman or Pagan witch woman or something? I dated one once and she definitely fucked a lot, but she was into all these types of concepts and talked about spirits visiting us.

Anonymously_Aroused · 2019-03-30T06:37:08+00:00

Deletes browser history

MarriedZombie · 2019-03-30T09:51:47+00:00

I bet she's a vegan.

xinxinel · 2019-03-30T09:02:23+00:00

Wait wait wait, if we all focus our masturbating minds on a single person we might be able to end them.

Glorious

Altertum · 2019-03-30T08:08:33+00:00

My head Hurts. Why?!

Stoopaloop_89 · 2019-03-30T08:12:14+00:00

Well guys time to wipe the spank bank clean!!!

GoingCamaro · 2019-03-30T09:02:10+00:00

I believe in spiritual stuff like ghosts and personal energies, but this is fuckin stupid.

Joeboydotnet · 2019-03-30T08:23:22+00:00

It’s all up there on that there facebook man

cncdanb · 2019-03-30T09:23:22+00:00

Stupidity knows no bounds in the female mind.

Fart-N-Cup · 2019-03-30T06:12:37+00:00

When my Mom would yell at me as a teenager, that’s what I would do to bring down her anger.

Heepster_Happy · 2019-03-30T09:09:32+00:00

Does this person actually believe what she's saying?

DedIndeed · 2019-03-30T11:10:16+00:00

Surely nobody can be this retarded?! Surely this is just a troll...!?

keithrockz · 2019-03-30T11:40:36+00:00

We have truly entered The Twilight Zone in America

Fxeorith · 2019-03-30T13:15:29+00:00

The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

duong9006 · 2019-03-30T13:57:40+00:00

Tell me, is it real that someone so crazy and delusional exist or it's just a trolling joke?

nobsno · 2019-03-30T16:21:47+00:00

Dude, why do you block out her name? People like her need to be put in their place

BlurDynamic · 2019-03-30T16:33:00+00:00

This person is crazy. Sure you shouldn't wank off to people you know in real life but it's not illgeal isn't. It's one of those things where just because you can do it doesn't mean you should. Of course the feminists would have you believe this is all men do.

politakallyincorrect · 2019-03-30T09:15:39+00:00

That is not how physics works

y_u_doin · 2019-03-30T09:27:31+00:00

Inki bhen ki choot

SeeminglySlanderous · 2019-03-30T09:50:41+00:00

Reading this gave me cancer

mvlock · 2019-03-30T10:19:54+00:00

I asked her in my imagination and she said yes So its not rape!!!

We having more imaginary babies soon

throwaway921030119 · 2019-03-30T10:32:06+00:00

This is obviously a joke/trolling/parody, but it won't be long until a man can get a realistic sexdoll/sexbot which is designed to look like his favorite celebrity or porn star. Or even the girl he has a crush on.

Imagine that - you have a crush on a girl, she tries to friendzone you and turn you into a beta orbiter, but instead you have a sexbot version of her made that is a little bit prettier; completely hot for you; and eager to give you blowjobs with eye contact.

Can you envision the feminist freakout which will ensue once products like this become available? Probably even within 5 years you will be able send photos to a sex doll company and have them create a reasonable simalcrum of your love interest.

anonfrom8chan · 2019-03-30T10:43:56+00:00

I'm constantly thinking about my ex when I'm sleeping with someone else. Helps me last longer.

RedPilledSimp · 2019-03-30T11:00:17+00:00

I think this comes from the day activities in the mental asylum.

quarthomon · 2019-03-30T11:13:20+00:00

This person is very ignorant about vibrational fields. They work better the more holes are pierced in them.

So when you masturbate to someone's photo and pierce their vibrational field, you are actually doing them a favor.

/insanity

MesaBoogeyMan · 2019-03-30T12:58:17+00:00

This is the real threat. Tell any man to masturbate to a picture of a woman he thinks he wants a relationship with a few times. All of a sudden he will realize love was just lust and not worth the effort.

formerlydeaddd · 2019-03-30T13:31:05+00:00

and here I thought that all the guys buying and jacking off to "you're a worthless fucking loser small penis humiliation sissy hypno mindfuck" clips were being lead down a bad path by the actress. they're actually raping her.

Fortnite_FaceBlaster · 2019-03-30T14:05:39+00:00

This is obviously a joke. :)

Darkster20 · 2019-03-30T14:12:32+00:00

Honk Honk

Uruke · 2019-03-30T14:17:51+00:00

High amount of insecurity for this one. Sensoring the word 'masturbate' like as if she's not comfortable with it. Then projects her issues onto all men who do it.

KingandCommand · 2019-03-30T14:21:40+00:00

Thoughtcrime

badaboomxx · 2019-03-30T14:45:08+00:00

The hamstering is going at the speed of light right now.

roy28282 · 2019-03-30T15:58:45+00:00

I never consented to paying taxes. I'm financially raped. It lowers my energy and pierces a hole in my wallet. Where's the awareness for this?

CiceroVoltaire · 2019-03-30T16:40:39+00:00

did you get consent for that thought?

/s

crimethink

soon they'll be out orwelling Orwell. smh

viper-fish · 2019-03-30T16:41:53+00:00

"excuse me miss, can I masturb*te to your pictures? Thanks"

ninjaweedman · 2019-03-30T18:00:42+00:00

Shit, im a serial telepathic rapist.....

oldrunnerguy · 2019-03-30T19:56:41+00:00

Imagine the guy is a rich doctor, then you'll get over it quickly!!!

meerita · 2019-03-30T19:59:42+00:00

Someone pierced her brain and then she started to drip all the intelligence in matter of minutes.

KasperBrasse · 2019-03-30T20:10:13+00:00

Yo, What the fuck lmao

AyYoAdrian · 2019-03-30T20:42:28+00:00

But, what if it actually raises their energy by filling a hole in their vibrational field? What if both parties want it, but they just haven't physically consummated yet? Are they telepathically raping each other, or are they just in the process of manifesting their next sexual partner?...

positivityatgunpoint · 2019-03-30T21:36:52+00:00

If this was a crime, they'd lock me in the deepest, dankest level of supermax and throw away the key.

escalover · 2019-03-30T22:55:22+00:00

Unattractive men shouldn't even think about women.

mnight75 · 2019-03-30T22:59:02+00:00

The level of stupid here, simply speaks to the need to masterbate and otherwise cut women completly and utterly out of your life. You can't fake this level of stupid. AWALT

padpump · 2019-03-30T10:22:42+00:00

Ok - a this is true but b just like with every energy exchange there must be a sink hole 🕳 for the water/energy to flow in into the first place. Otherwise it would stay where it was or go elsewhere.

Simple physics really. Does the mountain rape the ocean because the river flows downhill? Does the sky rape the mountain because it rains down on it? Does the ocean rape the sky because it sends water vapour upwards? Is the sun raping everybody because it provides energy for all of this?

mecpaw · 2019-03-30T10:59:40+00:00

What about when women ogle men? What about the man's energy and vibrational field?

mdorin76 · 2019-03-30T14:36:59+00:00

This is a joke, guys. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/are-feminists-complaining-telepathic-rape/

gigetybuddha · 2019-03-30T16:51:54+00:00

Oh it's on! Gonna do that now! Haha!!

thottttttttttttt · 2019-03-30T17:31:52+00:00

What about telepathic ignore rape, if your not imagining them it’s even worse.

GoHurtMyFeelings · 2019-03-30T17:51:22+00:00

It's satire guys.

richbeezy · 2019-03-30T17:55:14+00:00

If this is actually real, we need to send some Looney Bin employees to her place to take her away.

Title	You mas*urbate, you rape!
Author	swiet
Upvotes	427
Comments	93
Date	March 30, 2019 5:54 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/b77sik/you_masurbate_you_rape/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/you-masurbate-you-rape.490109 https://theredarchive.com/post/490109

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