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\The following is not meant to be a recommendation or specific advice and is being distributed for informational purposes only. The author is every bit as tardy as the worst of you and is just throwing spaghetti and cum at the wall to see what sticks. Past performance does not guarantee future results.*

Stats: 37, Married 10 yrs, 5’9” 173lbs, 16.973% bf, (previously at 224lbs), 175x5bp 185x5sq 275x6dl

This awesome post by HOA came up yesterday at the perfect time. I’m on OYS 33, been here every week since the beginning of March. My progress has been what reading has led me to expect; slower than I’d like, directly related to my behavior, and always lagging behind with spurts of leaps forward.

Last Sunday concluded what I think was a 3 week streak of sex every other day. On Tuesday I got my first rejection in a while with, “I can feel another yeast infection starting up”. This has been something I’ve dealt with almost every month for a while. “How about a blow job?” was offered. This was just fine but I get disappointed and insecure in these moments about the lack of access to her body which is connected to when I came here and things like fingering her or giver her oral were No NEVER activities. I tried initiating sex on Wednesday after her prescription got started but still no.

On Thursday (because I start to get real obsessed after a rejection or two) I read horns post and thought, fuck yea, lets fire away. Before even reading that, I anticipated that my next initiation would get rejected for sex but wanted to branch out of just getting a bj. I had started to compile in my head a hierarchy of activities I was going to go for during my next initiation.

  1. Pound town missionary intercourse
  2. Spanking her bare ass as foreplay
  3. Permasati yoga (don’t really know what this is but saw it done by Connor Murphy, someone who is referenced in Steele’s guide)
  4. Exchanging full body massages including a bj and eating out her butthole

I was already behaving selfish and captain-ey that day. She gave me a list of all the chores she was going to knock out and I asked her to add some loads of laundry to it. I was supposed to go to Costco but explained I wouldn’t make it until that evening because I was going to take a longer lunch to go fill up a bear bait. When she offered to go instead, I sent her a list with crotchless panties on it. She responded later, lol but this was a no go with her yeast infection. (don’t know why, fresh air wouldn’t hurt)

Later I got a text asking to come help unload the groceries (my office is real close to my house). I said I can’t right now, I can offer you this meme instead and sent her this. I got zero response. Nothing for a couple hours which is unusual and it took everything I have to not inquire or DEER that it was just a funny thought. Came home that evening and acted normal. I kino’ed a very little bit, I try to be cautious not to let this slip into handsy grabby neediness.

Because she can see my initiations coming, she asked if I’d prefer some alone time tonight or a morning bj. I always say "both" and when that's denied, I go to right now/tonight. Kids go to bed and after some kissing she brings up no sex cus of yeast. (I do feel for her. It actually developed on my dick earlier this year and it’s a FUCKING awful situation).

No's came to everything on my list. Eating her bottom and spanking her were both a “probably sometime”. We started to get into makeout + bj mode and I got lots of ‘don’t touch me flack’. Not below the waist, don’t kiss my neck, etc.

Trying as hard as I could to not act frustrated about it, I eventually laid back and instructed her (playfully) to get in charge and do her thing to me since she’s essentially got nothing for me to do. The mood in the air gradually changed from kinda contentious and forced to very relaxed and enjoyable. After things got hotter, I got up, told her to stay put and kneeled right up in front of her face. I put one hand on the headboard and the other on the back of her head. I told her I was going to slide in and out of her mouth and she needed to tell me if it got to be too much.

I wouldn’t say I face fucked her. I never went all the way to the hilt. I penetrated her mouth in and out very slowly at first and gradually ramped up the speed and ferocity. I believe now, I could've done fine getting a lot more extreme. When the time came I told her I wanted to come on her face or in her mouth (the usual). She said how bout on my tits (I don’t know if I’ve ever heard her say tits about her own before, god damn it was hot!) Yea definitely I said, put her hand on top of mine and started shooting.

I’ve done this before but usually in the shower or pooled it on her tummy or lower back. It probably wasn’t that crazy but to us it was. These were ROPES. Like haven’t nutted since Sunday ropes. One of them went from the bottom of her rib cage up over her collarbone and around her shoulder and beyond. I’m pretty sure it’s the 1,000 foot rope everyone’s always talking about.

She said, with a big girly smile on her face, “wow, its all over my hair, it’s so much, look at our pillows, it’s probably on the walls, I think you ruined our bedroom!” I tried to play it off like it was no biggie and just mopped her up with a dirty tshirt. Later that night, while watching Ted Lasso, she continued to giggle about it and squeal while peeling dried specs off her arms.