Eww - Oprah faces protest for using wrinkle cream made with foreskin

Pecanpig · 2013-02-05T18:51:46+00:00

Any idea where I can get some "moisturizing" cream made from clitoral hoods?

Or would that be highly illegal and get me a decade in prison?

fauxjargon · 2013-02-05T20:51:27+00:00

The wrinkle cream is actually made from a lab culture of human foreskin. Although the original donor(s) foreskin was from a complete infant circumcision there is no technical reason why it couldn't of been made from a non-destructive foreskin sample from a consenting adult. Or maybe if it has to be infant cells from a non-destructive or medically necessary infant circumcision.

Let's not get ahead of ourselves. The disgusting thing is that the advertisements for this product don't make it clear that the product does not require a continuous harvest of foreskin - their target audience obviously could care less or maybe even likes the idea that (male) infants are being mutilated so that they can stay conventionally attractive a little longer.

Super_delicious · 2013-02-05T17:58:41+00:00

No matter how many times I hear it, it's still creepy as hell.

alecbenzer · 2013-02-05T20:29:52+00:00

They mentioned this once on Scrubs... I thought they were joking http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5TizcgEXR4

DinosBiggestFan · 2013-02-05T23:02:04+00:00

What the fuck?

Edit: What the actual fuck?

2013-02-06T01:36:15+00:00

I thought sheep placenta was a weird enough thing to stick on your face.

Nerdloc · 2013-02-06T02:29:57+00:00

I want my cut of the profits.

scanspeak · 2013-02-06T08:37:52+00:00

Clearly the feminist mantra "My body my choice" doesn't apply to boys.

eats_puppies · 2013-02-06T04:38:45+00:00

The company claims the cream is made from artificial skin modelled after a foreskin.

Eryemil · 2013-02-06T14:43:35+00:00

Fucking vampires.

Title	Eww - Oprah faces protest for using wrinkle cream made with foreskin
Author	blueoak9
Upvotes	47
Comments	20
Date	February 5, 2013 5:05 PM UTC (13 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MensRights
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