Hey, u/JackieNaper1907, a bit of humor here, this is not serious but a bit of satire.

Please understand these are just jokes and not meant to make fun of any actual women's issues.

*woman kills a man\*

MRAs: This was a horrible example of Androcide! This is why men are afraid to walk home! #EndViolenceAgainstMen! Curfew for women after 6pm! Make misandry a crime!

*3 women get killed the same week\*

MRAs: ....

*gender roles\*

MRAs: Men are not meatshields! I won't be your 'provider and protector'! YOU make me a paycheck!

*men living shorter lives than women\*

MRAs: The matriarchy is funding a global androcide against men! Click this article to discuss how you can close the gender life expectancy gap.

*boys being marked down for the same work, men being less likely to graduate in North America, Europe, MENA and Asia, and grants, schemes, and scholarships mostly targeting women\*

MRAs: We cannot progress if half of us are left behind.

*men being targeting in a civil conflict/war\*

MRAs: misogyny irritates, misandry kills

*men working slightly less hours in 2021 than men in 1990\*

MRAs: Women are oppressing men by keeping them at home!

*woman feels too depressed to go to her therapy session\*

MRAs: The reason why more women attempt suicide is because of toxic femininity!!! This is just female privilege backfiring! It's because the matriarchy views women as stronger than men.

*the same woman finally goes to therapy and she gets better\*

MRAs: Women are seen as the default and men are seen as the mutation so therapy was created by women, for men, at the expense of men. This is why it is sexist.

*man abuses woman and woman cannot access help\*

MRAs: It's only because of the matriarchy that says women are stronger and they shouldn't report their abuse! This is actually sexism against men!

*that same woman accesses help\*

MRAs: Women are stealing resources that should go to men. A man could have slept on that bed! It's just proof that women are privileged.

*lesbian gets harassed\*

MRAs: so you see, lesbians are harassed because they are seen as masculine, so this is actually misandry!!!

*people telling women not to do something because it is unfeminine\*

MRAs: This means that they hate masculinity, therefore this is sexist against men. Toxic femininity!!!

*people telling men not to do something because it is unmasculine\*

MRAs: Stopping a man from doing anything is sexist against men!

*woman hits another woman\*

MRAs: So what if that woman got beat up? The perp was another woman so clearly it didn't matter!