Hear ye, hear ye! This is an important message to the manosphere.

I know, you are all butthurt. I know you want human rights. I'm frustrated too, really. See how similar we are?

But you know what that's ok! We have eachother. I know what it feeeeeeeels like. So when one of us have a bad day, lets hear him out. See how much I understand you?

BUT.... BUT. Why are you guys so hateful? Yes feminists have their spaces on reddit. Yes they have more rights even on reddit. But you know what, who fucking cares? I sure don't. Let's forget about equality. Let's improve instead upon vague and abstracts concepts, like "communication" and "community". Let the feminists hate men, we don't have to fight back. Just bury your head in the sand and all will be well. We are betterer than them.

Lastly and this is the main reason I'm here lets be more welcome to the feminists here. Now now, I'm not saying we have to welcome them with open arms, but at least welcome them with extended upper body appendages? You see, if you talk nicely enough, feminists will see the light! They will give you your rights. You see, poor feminists have to hang out in misandrist spaces. Women are the most harmed by misandry because misandry makes women prejudiced. Therefore bad, hateful men must welcome poor feminists into their midst, so that poor feminists can correct their prejudices. Let's be betterer men!

I know, I know: yes, feminists don't care about you. Therefore you must welcome them into your sub in order for them to care about you.

You will have rights!

I think you guys are cool. But I think we can do betterer, and I say this because I know its true. And I know its true because... reasons.

Do you have a penis? I believe in you. Just kidding, do betterer.