FUCK

I want to fuck every single person in this subreddit, sexually.

You all are sexy people at least venturing outside an echo chamber and thinking about societal trends.

Some of your reddit avatar's have sexy ponytails and pink skin that really turns me on. Some of you have jaded worldviews. Some of you try to convince inkwels that life is worth living. Some of you are radfems that scream whenever someone says they enjoy having kids. Some of you are redpillers spinning plates, sometimes land-whales admittedly.

Whoever you are, I want to fuck you. Everyone deserves some lovin'.

Alright, you can all go back to trying to trigger each other. Have a Happy New Year!