Y’all need Jesus

Workaholiconew · 2020-01-01T00:04:25+00:00

"Let the women keep silent in the churches; for they are not permitted to speak, but let them subject themselves, just as the Law also says. And if they desire to learn anything, let them ask their own husbands at home; for it is improper for a woman to speak in church." (NASB, 1 Cor. 14:34-35)

-TheGreasyPole- · 2020-01-01T00:16:15+00:00

Tell jesus he can fuck off.

His dad drowned all the poor babbie rabbits, and let the evil fish off Scott free.

His anti-land mammalism is legendary.

beetlejuicer__ · 2019-12-31T23:58:47+00:00

BTW so far the best argument I have encountered for theism(by extension jesus) is Edward Feser's re framing and defense of the original Aristotelian "prime mover" argument. One of his books is also a nice read, although I disagree with every single sentence in that book. He also attempts to bridge the gap from deism to theism, although in my opinion it is a rather poor attempt.

Million-Suns · 2019-12-31T23:58:18+00:00

Sorry but no. I'm not into that latino lover Jesus.

Jesus was the 73rd most common name for baby boys in 2005.

NEETVirginWinner · 2020-01-01T03:19:27+00:00

Jesus tried to ban Pokemon cards when I was in middle school and I loved Pokemon cards, so that was when I figured out Jesus was no-fun prude

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SunflowerBurst · 2019-12-31T23:57:44+00:00

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Workaholiconew · 2020-01-01T00:01:49+00:00

Are you a woman?

Ecocavalry · 2020-01-01T00:05:05+00:00

Not gay thanks.

Orange_Paisley · 2020-01-01T00:47:30+00:00

My gardener?

NarniaFox · 2020-01-01T03:15:06+00:00

I'm between agnosticism and Buddhism, so thanks, but no, I'm not planning to adhere the religion, that is more than patriarchal.

Title	Y’all need Jesus
Author	SunflowerBurst
Upvotes	6
Comments	50
Date	December 31, 2019 11:54 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/PurplePillDebate
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/PurplePillDebate/comments/eiaxeq/yall_need_jesus/
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