THIS IS OBVIOUSLY SATIRE ITS POSTED IN A "WEIRD HILL TO DIE ON" FB GROUP STOP GETTING WOUND UP BY TROLLS YOU FUCKING IDIOTS

peeperpooperlollypop · 2020-04-22T23:58:03+00:00

So her measuring stick for being able to fuck other men is the literal distance of how far away he is

Blutric · 2020-04-23T01:48:26+00:00

be me

American soldier

have loving wife

have to go to Iraq to fight

kiss wife goodbye

enter Iraq

cut to few weeks

about to liberate some town

pull out photo of wife and think where is she now

prepared to die for her and my country

enter combat

blast enemy to pieces

wounded

barley survive

saw my friends get gunned and explode

at least I get to see my wife

return home

wife pregnant

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turns out Clyde’s shrimp dick got to her

wife says that she should have sex when I’m out fighting

fuck

BarbeeRadley6 · 2020-04-23T01:26:45+00:00

I just went through her Facebook profile. If it’s not a fake account then she might really just be that fuckin stupid

2020-04-23T01:54:05+00:00

"Its not all about sex"

Creates a mental loophole to justify letting another man creampie her

slow_joke · 2020-04-23T01:01:22+00:00

r/iamatotalpieceofshit

illgiveu25shmeckles · 2020-04-23T01:39:47+00:00

Uh no. If it isn’t my kid I’m not doing shit for your mouth breather.

Junot_Nevone · 2020-04-23T01:29:57+00:00

No way someone is this obliviously stupid

CreatoroftheRoom · 2020-04-22T23:47:15+00:00

What a loving wife, I'm sure her husband is so glad he's fighting for her freedom.

0Epicenter0 · 2020-04-23T02:05:09+00:00

Then it should be true the other way also.

If a women is in the military and her husband impregnates a different woman while she's away, when she returns she needs to be held legally responsible to support her husband, the baby and the baby's mother.

richardrpsgt · 2020-04-22T23:04:42+00:00

Acceptable if the soldier is allowed to torture, murder, and sieze any net worth from the biological father, without sanction or punishment.

adriano205 · 2020-04-23T06:46:25+00:00

If my wife works abroad for a few months I should be allowed to fuck other women and if any of them get pregnant she should be legally responsible for it

jaejae26 · 2020-04-23T02:17:03+00:00

This is why there isn’t matriarchy. Holy fuck.

UnfilteredRedditor · 2020-04-23T01:31:53+00:00

Never get married men.

Actually999 · 2020-04-22T23:23:21+00:00

This type of logic never seems to disappoint me.

GR1ML1ZZY · 2020-04-23T02:02:33+00:00

I hate to not sound PC, but what a retarded cunt? Am I right?!

cjheaney · 2020-04-23T02:28:43+00:00

Wtf is wrong with her? Unbelievable.

Seamstressintraining · 2020-04-23T02:12:31+00:00

I didn’t read it at first and thought it was just a cute little family photo shoot they did where he’s halfway across the world but still there for her and their kid :(

sourkid25 · 2020-04-23T03:33:27+00:00

Knowing how the army is at least he probably would have to still support her

ericsvw · 2020-04-23T03:44:28+00:00

I'm pretty sure this is a troll post just to piss people off.

Kierwynn1990 · 2020-04-23T08:03:42+00:00

Its time for a fucking crusade, and this time on our own soil

Washys_finest · 2020-04-23T08:27:13+00:00

That's called being a slut

willbeonekenobi · 2020-04-23T12:46:06+00:00

By that logic if her husband decides to cheat on her while she is away then the woman he got pregnant and gives birth then the wife should raise the child or provide financially.

Matt_the_Alien · 2020-04-23T16:38:24+00:00

That’s such a fucked up way to think about men, specifically service members.

Juilyn · 2020-04-23T17:41:15+00:00

why have i been seeing so many ignorant keyboard warriors talk shit on the ppl who defend us? lmfao okay i guess

Casual_Wedditor · 2020-04-23T02:25:47+00:00

what a selfish mindset

SaltySkeletor18 · 2020-04-23T02:45:17+00:00

I was about to dovote this shit into hell... But I realized what subreddit I was on

Nightgun1st · 2020-04-23T06:39:22+00:00

Ummm what!? How the hell can someone even think this way?

Mick-a-wish · 2020-04-23T09:05:50+00:00

This is how the Zoot Suit Riots began. . .

Ranakor · 2020-04-23T10:35:36+00:00

She missed the part where the husband should also pay a pension to the natural dad!

Plebius-Maximus · 2020-04-23T10:58:22+00:00

THIS IS OBVIOUSLY SATIRE ITS POSTED IN A "WEIRD HILL TO DIE ON" FB GROUP STOP GETTING WOUND UP BY TROLLS YOU FUCKING IDIOTS

monterafael · 2020-04-23T14:18:41+00:00

That's the definition of women right there. Always want the benefits from both sides.

BoardwithAnailinit84 · 2020-04-23T16:13:10+00:00

Guaranteed this person got pregnant while her husband was overseas.

Narwalacorn · 2020-04-23T17:21:09+00:00

TheBeanieNation · 2020-04-23T17:24:00+00:00

I almost threw up from reading this retarded shit

Xlaythe · 2020-04-23T19:01:12+00:00

BlueDevil1216 · 2020-04-28T16:19:57+00:00

JustScrollinAndSht · 2020-05-02T20:25:37+00:00

Reminds me of a terrible tale..

I used to know this woman who was a military wife. While her husband was deployed, she ended up cheating on him to the point where the guy was living in their house! The wife had their daughter spending time with the side dude and everything.

When the husband came back from war, she literally “convinced” him that her side dude was just a friend that needed a place to stay. He continued living there for months while still fucking this guy’s wife all along.

Fuckin’ terrible, man. Smh.

khowidude87 · 2020-04-22T23:49:48+00:00

This has to be photo shopped...otherwise

GGeryx · 2020-04-23T01:30:54+00:00

What the fuck

AnxietyNuggets · 2020-04-23T01:38:07+00:00

Pudricks · 2020-04-23T02:51:30+00:00

What? This can’t be real.

saka_souflee · 2020-04-23T03:23:52+00:00

That’s a no from me dawg.

finiac · 2020-04-23T03:32:32+00:00

She should be tried for treason

HNutz · 2020-04-23T03:33:18+00:00

...the FUCK?

Trident1000 · 2020-04-23T04:22:30+00:00

ha haha hahahaha

Ojrsh · 2020-04-23T04:44:44+00:00

Not ok.

FRIGGINTALLY · 2020-04-23T05:49:26+00:00

It's called alimony and child support, this already happens

mi_to__ · 2020-04-23T06:29:41+00:00

Major troll post

ExpiredPilot · 2020-04-23T09:10:21+00:00

Notice how it’s her baby not “their”. You shouldn’t have to take care of things you didn’t create.

deadnoralive1995 · 2020-04-23T10:18:27+00:00

More like a retarded hill to die on

halluceene · 2020-04-23T11:20:47+00:00

Wtf did i just read ? r/insanepeoplefacebook.

supakomanija · 2020-04-23T12:02:55+00:00

Check the name of the group

Raita_Sashimi · 2020-04-23T13:31:48+00:00

That was a very stupid thing to say

amedkalil · 2020-04-23T13:55:36+00:00

How about NO.

paranormalmb · 2020-04-23T13:59:48+00:00

Fuck. This. So. Much.

Salty_Dame96 · 2020-04-23T14:03:50+00:00

Idk if anyone is interested, but I got accepted to that group yesterday and have a few screenshots of the comments that someone else sent me. I can upload them if anyone here is interested.

crazyman3345 · 2020-04-23T19:31:20+00:00

I wonder how she would feel if her husband was fucking girls when she was fighting for freedom

KajaIsForeverAlone · 2020-04-23T20:49:12+00:00

Oh God oh no I saw the sub, then the pic, and I was like "wtf is the problem with this pic"

Then I read the lady that's trying to justify adultry and I just, ew. No. Bad lady. Go buy a vibrator like everyone else does when they're lonely

thAsudzbub · 2020-04-23T21:43:18+00:00

Fucking pog's.

flappetyflapp · 2020-04-23T21:43:51+00:00

Ravioli? Is that a made up name? Well what ever. I hope that her man fucks arround thenever she's on a business trip. ooops

jessegi · 2020-04-23T23:54:22+00:00

WTF?

tonofun · 2020-04-24T01:25:23+00:00

Jesus. Fuck. What.

MindDroveNuts · 2020-05-18T09:44:02+00:00

Fuck how did this shit come to us.

blossovely · 2020-04-25T15:58:04+00:00

What did I just read...

Spydiggity · 2020-04-23T01:48:47+00:00

All you did was repost exactly what was posted on /r/mensrights

This has nothing to do with a pp.

Ok.

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THIS IS OBVIOUSLY SATIRE ITS POSTED IN A "WEIRD HILL TO DIE ON" FB GROUP STOP GETTING WOUND UP BY TROLLS YOU FUCKING IDIOTS

How about NO.

Title	Ok.
Author	Unican_
Upvotes	1991
Comments	124
Date	April 22, 2020 10:55 PM UTC (6 years ago)
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