Apples to oranges

Tiger_Widow · 2020-03-31T16:20:57+00:00

Fools on you! I can and do all of those things and my wife cooks and cleans like a boss.

It's a good system

JustAnAce · 2020-03-31T16:41:05+00:00

This fits r/clevercomebacks better than here.

anotherdumbcaucasian · 2020-03-31T16:33:53+00:00

Basic maintenance like that could literally be done by a trained monkey. It's really not that hard and neither is cooking.

ieatarse22 · 2020-03-31T16:12:22+00:00

plus cleaning isn’t exactly a skill like those things that she listed for men are. Anyone can clean

reverend234 · 2020-03-31T17:14:54+00:00

She even tried to rhyme like all of her shitty idols lmfao

MTG_Enhancer · 2020-04-01T00:13:47+00:00

The funny thing is I can do literally everything she says in that caption

Folknust · 2020-04-01T03:30:33+00:00

Cooking and cleaning is easy as fuck. She’s comparing the easiest things to pretty difficult things.

ShutUpVegan · 2020-04-01T12:55:10+00:00

Imagine thinking chef or janitor is as difficult as being a plumber, electrician, repairman, or tiler.

p3ngwin · 2020-04-01T05:53:14+00:00

shows the entitled princess attitude, she thinks "cooking and cleaning" is somehow equivalent to the skills needed to be a plumber, a TV installation guy, a tiler, etc

Guys can cook and clean for themselves in their homes with working plumbing, tiled kitchens/bathrooms, and mounted TV's, etc.

women usually can't do what she asked about, so men can fend for themselves while women would end-up sitting at home with the plumbing broken, staring at a wall.

Supah_McNastee · 2020-03-31T16:43:36+00:00

"i’m saying”

“....what? What are you saying???”

italstal0069 · 2020-03-31T19:48:09+00:00

Funniest shit I've seen today...lol

mrscottstot · 2020-03-31T23:01:16+00:00

Bitch why can’t fruit be compared

cstaggs411 · 2020-04-01T03:21:47+00:00

I can do 3 of the 4, the difference is the things for women is basic home economics, all the other stuff is specialized labor

Tripdoctor · 2020-04-18T02:38:43+00:00

A lot of incels here.

DiscardedWetNap · 2020-04-01T02:56:52+00:00

This isnt pussypassdenied bro

kvakerok · 2020-03-31T22:25:44+00:00

Yes to all, ye still can't cook tho.

polishfurseatingass · 2020-04-01T02:18:44+00:00

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jsthd · 2020-04-21T19:02:58+00:00

No, but i can cook and clean

ThePropaneDevourer · 2020-04-25T18:18:59+00:00

Real talk tho,how big are her lips 🤔

Note_Ansylvan · 2020-06-15T10:59:50+00:00

As a man learn how to cook a few meals. Won't need some useless novelty dragging you down if you can handle it yourself.

CommieSide · 2020-03-31T20:18:50+00:00

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Stairway_To_Devin · 2020-03-31T23:53:28+00:00

Eh this was weak

bl34rt · 2020-04-14T19:47:33+00:00

You guys are fucking stupid her point is that women can clean & cook and that's a stupid question to ask because it's like asking us guys those questions.

dukunt · 2020-03-31T19:21:47+00:00

Oh snap!

VetteVet83 · 2020-04-05T14:50:28+00:00

There are different levels of skill on both sides. If a girl’s idea of “cook and clean” is hotdogs in the Mac n cheese and keep the house livable, her standard for handy should be “can keep the house from falling apart”. If she can cook like a master chef, then she could reasonably demand a master tradesman.

VetteVet83 · 2020-04-05T14:50:43+00:00

There are different levels of skill on both sides. If a girl’s idea of “cook and clean” is hotdogs in the Mac n cheese and keep the house livable, her standard for handy should be “can keep the house from falling apart”. If she can cook like a master chef, then she could reasonably demand a master tradesman.

squillyumm · 2020-04-05T19:06:44+00:00

It's a lot cheaper to order a pizza than hire a plumber

Abhissmalizard · 2020-04-08T03:25:31+00:00

WHY DOES IT MATTER WHO DOES THE WORK

masterbaition-champ · 2020-04-08T11:57:46+00:00

Tonishia doesn’t like that we earn enough to pay a handyman lol. When she earns enough she could hire a maid and cook

another_redditor1219 · 2020-04-08T20:44:35+00:00

I think after I spoiled a whole pot of boiling water on me I’m not cooking ever again

Domaths · 2020-04-14T12:40:48+00:00

All of those tasks are basic chores besides the tile laying.

SleepyJab87 · 2020-04-17T18:39:07+00:00

Those are some of the most fucking basic tasks. Mount a TV? What?

SCP-008-J- · 2020-04-18T22:34:04+00:00

That and more Beetch.

xAVELINEx · 2020-04-20T16:34:42+00:00

i never got this. women can cook and clean AND fix stuff. just like men can. it’s not hard lol my man taught me how to change a tire and i taught him how to do laundry right 😅 mf mixed the reds and whites and the delicates all in one load with the entire bottle of soap lmao. in all seriousness it’s really not hard, if he asks me to cook something i will. how do they think single fathers do it? they just do it cause they’re boss ass men 😌 these people give feminists a bad name :/

2020-05-04T21:14:08+00:00

I literally hate this language, I mean if you are going to speak English then speak English not whatever the shit this girl is talking in

iancunninghamwhy · 2020-05-05T02:06:14+00:00

N-O420 · 2020-05-05T20:19:42+00:00

Not with filthy floors

Shotty98 · 2020-05-06T06:31:51+00:00

The girl has a point, you know. And no, I'm not a simp before you fucks start saying it 🤣

Blastzard87 · 2020-05-06T08:48:09+00:00

I can do all of those things, literally not that hard to put cement down and then put a tile on top, or use plumbers tape on a pipe when it has a leak or raven just drill a few holes into a wall.

Faggit-obrien · 2020-05-08T06:46:11+00:00

Since when did girls having massive lips become fashionable?

KalbertFriedstein · 2020-05-12T16:50:55+00:00

Hit the high score by doing it all yourself.

Agile_Sea · 2020-05-17T20:17:29+00:00

bruh those lips are bigger then this text

Pretzel-Kingg · 2020-05-18T12:45:06+00:00

One of those sides is much more difficult than the other I think

RyanTheRamonNoodle · 2020-05-25T13:12:09+00:00

Look at the fuckin size of her lips jesus

ravenpoo · 2020-07-10T23:33:52+00:00

Like mounting a tv is hard.

Bigboy21499 · 2020-07-27T05:43:01+00:00

I can do pretty much anything you ask, even down to handmaking the bowls and plates to eat off of. I expect a meal after a full day of work.

NorthWoodsTraveler · 2020-08-07T11:14:12+00:00

She has a point tho.

iincognito96 · 2020-08-19T16:35:43+00:00

Can do all that , actually have done all that.

snahfu · 2020-03-31T15:52:03+00:00

Ehhhh.... 🤷‍♂️

TotesHittingOnY0u · 2020-03-31T17:17:32+00:00

This is weak PPD material

majinkazekage · 2020-03-31T15:52:31+00:00

bro hood

rachelg8 · 2020-03-31T22:29:16+00:00

r/niceguys content

EatingQrow · 2020-04-01T02:07:54+00:00

Joke's on her, my dad is an amazing cook and enjoys it too.

Sure, he's still more likely to have pizza and ice cream if left to his own devices, but he likes baking bread, coffee cake, cinnamon rolls, etc.

dockter1 · 2020-04-01T02:00:50+00:00

Why has proper English been lost in certain communities?

xCanont70x · 2020-03-31T16:48:36+00:00

This sub is just another r/incels. Fucking shit

orky_porky · 2020-03-31T20:33:08+00:00

This sub should just change its name to "incels". Fuckin losers lol

Title	Apples to oranges
Author	iSlingShlong
Upvotes	7725
Comments	172
Date	March 31, 2020 3:29 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/PussyPassDenied
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bruh those lips are bigger then this text