Eight inches for fivehead

JTudent · 2019-12-26T02:31:25+00:00

And even still, it's not. Maybe I'm just Canadian, but that hair seems to be significantly more than 8 inches.

11bNg · 2019-12-26T06:34:07+00:00

Bitches are notorious from not being able to tell height

TheArborphiliac · 2019-12-27T00:48:17+00:00

That is definitely more than eight inches of hair. Unless she's a midget I guess. That or I apparently have a fourteen inch penis.

ringodog0 · 2019-12-29T07:39:28+00:00

What’s kind of fucked is that this girl probably just gave her hair away for cancer wigs and now she’s getting blasted on this meme

884732910 · 2019-12-26T03:12:58+00:00

Ha!

And thats not even remotely 8 inches. Closer to 12

Sqadward · 2019-12-28T16:03:19+00:00

The caption killed it for me.

nicodiumus · 2019-12-30T05:43:52+00:00

She does kinda look like MegaMind or one of those aliens from Star Trek.

hishose_56 · 2020-01-01T03:56:00+00:00

I just want to see gifs of women punched in the face, what is this shit? God this sub is weird.

igeek5 · 2019-12-26T02:02:31+00:00

This is just a roast. No ppd.

otakuzod · 2019-12-27T19:59:23+00:00

I guess she had all that hair cut off from the front of her head.

xd-Kroostie · 2019-12-29T09:30:00+00:00

r/comedyhomicide

drpepper02 · 2020-01-04T01:21:37+00:00

Is that a receding hairline or her hair running from her face?

Bosszillamike1996 · 2020-01-04T16:47:50+00:00

if that is 8 inches then i'm 3 foot 2 inches and my dick is 5 inches

Eploar · 2020-01-05T04:03:21+00:00

Can she really afford to cut off her hair?

sorearm · 2020-01-10T16:35:28+00:00

savage

Canisluous1558 · 2020-01-12T06:51:29+00:00

Why do women shame men about something they have absolutely no control over?

hagai123 · 2020-02-15T10:26:22+00:00

how is this related to this sub?

Lucifer_FromHell · 2020-03-11T22:51:40+00:00

Imagine everything you can do with the power of Flex Tape!

Not this time, Phil. Not this time.

shadiesel · 2020-04-16T15:12:38+00:00

Thats way more than 8 inches

Estupen1 · 2019-12-26T12:52:10+00:00

Doesn't look like she had a pussy pass in the first place.

If you know what I mean

timboktar · 2020-01-19T12:00:47+00:00

Poor lady cut of her hair for whatever reason and now is the subject of memes she probably has no idea about.

Fsck_Reddit_Again · 2019-12-26T10:14:23+00:00

Seems fake but I lold

Random_Link_Roulette · 2020-01-01T15:26:23+00:00

That's not 8inches. That's the length of her forearm. That's around 12 to 14 inches easy. 8inches IS bigger than people realize but this just goes to show women dont really know what 8 inches is.

donotforgetthesecret · 2020-01-01T18:34:42+00:00

That is WAYYYY more than 8 inches

cbonez416 · 2020-01-09T10:34:16+00:00

Hahahahahah fantastic

Readitisajoke · 2020-01-09T22:56:08+00:00

I'm 8 inches and it isn't that long that isn't 8 inches

AntKaren · 2020-01-10T18:52:01+00:00

I bet hers is bigger than 8"

Chill-Alien · 2020-01-16T16:27:58+00:00

If that’s 8 inches she must be 4’2

LeakyThoughts · 2020-01-17T22:56:24+00:00

It's longer than her forearm and her hand.. bitch clearly can't measure

gullman · 2020-01-17T23:37:29+00:00

Damn this sub is really descending.

Samanjerry · 2020-01-18T02:55:39+00:00

Did she even write that? Maybe not.

SwiftScoutTeemo · 2020-01-18T10:51:56+00:00

unless she has a freakishly small head and arm, no that isn't 8 inches

crybaby_lane · 2020-01-23T03:11:27+00:00

that is most certainly not 8”.

whtsdamve710 · 2020-01-23T06:09:14+00:00

Her forearm Is only 8 inches long!!

FallenK96 · 2020-01-26T03:04:11+00:00

To be fair lots of guys lie all the time about that. She didn't seem to target people based on size with her comment I think it was more towards people acting like they are porn star sized all the time.

DriveSafeOutThere · 2020-01-26T18:20:25+00:00

I remember this one.

The elastics are eight inches apart. But yes, she really is that dumb.

saltymiles · 2020-01-28T01:57:28+00:00

Thats alot of damage lmao

pirivalfang · 2020-01-30T02:52:28+00:00

that's definitively about a foot of hair, look at how long it is opposed to her forearm, then look at yours

Erdrick99 · 2020-02-03T18:54:52+00:00

That is definitely more than 8 inches.

Konato-san · 2020-02-05T07:03:05+00:00

r/comedyhomicide

JLHeavy · 2020-03-05T13:46:45+00:00

That looks like 14 to 16 inches to her. A dick that big would kill her.

tiniestvioilin · 2020-04-08T10:39:00+00:00

Wasn't this supposed to be telling men that it's not a normal size for a penis and don't be ashamed of yours isn't giant.

That's what I've always gotten from this

laughytaffee · 2020-04-28T16:35:36+00:00

Hey look she can math.

MidAirMan · 2019-12-26T21:55:57+00:00

She won't ever see 8 inches because no man could be hard looking at her lol.

rough1978 · 2019-12-28T01:48:53+00:00

I guarantee she's never had eight inches. With that forehead she's lucky go get 8 seconds... of conversation, consisting of no thanks, enjoy your dnc

Envoy2008 · 2020-03-23T07:43:17+00:00

I don't think she has to worry about ever seeing 8 inches.

FajitaLad · 2020-01-22T04:21:32+00:00

Fun fact fellas, your penis is the exact length from the tip of your middle finger to the base of your palm, or the distance from your thumbtip to the middle tip outstretched

Title	Eight inches for fivehead
Author	Steeltrap666
Upvotes	4172
Comments	112
Date	December 26, 2019 1:39 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/PussyPassDenied
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