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Man documents his DISASTROUS first ever Tinder date with a woman who behaved so rudely that he fled the restaurant. Woman tried to get a free meal from a random date, but the guy beat her to it and did a runner.

furchfur

January 12, 2018
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Title Man documents his DISASTROUS first ever Tinder date with a woman who behaved so rudely that he fled the restaurant. Woman tried to get a free meal from a random date, but the guy beat her to it and did a runner.
Author

furchfur

Upvotes 579
Comments 93
Date January 12, 2018 12:39 AM UTC
(8 years ago)
Subreddit Posted in /r/PussyPassDenied
Original Link https://old.reddit.com/r/pussypassdenied/comments/7psrqw/man_documents_his_disastrous_first_ever_tinder/
Archive Link https://theredarchive.com/r/PussyPassDenied/man-documents-his-disastrous-first-ever-tinder.1180147
https://theredarchive.com/post/1180147
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[–]Boise13 218 points219 points220 points 8 years ago* (24 children) | Copy Link

I once stood up a girl who would only date guys 6ft and taller and had to have at least 10K in a savings account. I told her I had 36,400 in my savings account (lie). She agreed to a date at a fancy restaurant. I text her and told her I would be late and to order anything she wants until I get there. I never went. Because I only talked to her through Tinder, and I unmatched her after a while, she had no way to contact me.

[–]Filet_O_Fist 71 points72 points73 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

That is hilarious.

[–]Xstew26 68 points69 points70 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

You're kind of a bad person but in the best way

[–]MauveSuitCrotchet 3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

priceless PPD

[+]2Cthulhu4Scthulhu -25 points-24 points-23 points 8 years ago (20 children) | Copy Link

This makes no sense to me.

Cash savings? Who's sitting on 10k in cash? Investment account for sure. Retirement account? If you have a retirement account it should be well north of 10 if you've been employed more than a year. But why does that even matter until you're in your 60s to take from it?

Besides, it's savings. Maybe 10k checking to show that you've got cash ready to burn and spend on her? But that's also pretty irresponsible, who wouldn't just use credit and pay it off as you go?

I'm like, irrationally mad at how nonsensical that requirement is, which doesn't even matter since I'm 5'11 and married..

[–]helixflush 23 points24 points25 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

10k cash is nothing when you're older. 10k can disappear in a day under some circumstances.

[–]2Cthulhu4Scthulhu -4 points-3 points-2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Do you have any examples off the top of your head? I'd definitely consider myself "older" and only float ~5 cash savings, unless we're gearing up for a vacation or planned expense.

Anything else I'd ever foresee could be covered by credit for a few days, or you'd have a few days notice to move funds from a broker into your bank (home/car repair, medical bills, layoffs, etc.).

[–]41145and623 points 8 years ago* [recovered] (11 children) | Copy Link

You should be sitting on more than $10k in liquid assets, ideally. Six months to a year of living expenses as a liquid asset is like a baseline goal before moving onto investments and the like.

[–]Captain_Truth1000 -1 points0 points1 point 8 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link

That's not exactly accurate.

[–]41145and63 points 8 years ago* [recovered] (6 children) | Copy Link

How so?

[–]Captain_Truth1000 -1 points0 points1 point 8 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link

I would rather have the 10K making me money. I have a line of credit that greatly exceedes that. If I needed 10k for an emergency (and what the hell would that be I have no idea) I would just use that or my credit card. In the case of the credit card I could cash in funds and have it paid off before any interest was charged.

You're going to say "well what about a down period you're selling at a loss." Well, sort of, but not really unless it's a 2008 scenario which are as we know very rare. Otherwise I would just consider it pulling out the very first 10K I would have invested which I've been making compound gains on for years and years.

[–]41145and63 points 8 years ago* [recovered] (4 children) | Copy Link

So then you have more than that in liquid assets. Maybe you misunderstood what I meant by liquid?

[–]Captain_Truth1000 -1 points0 points1 point 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

Liquid assets are investments so therefore your post makes no sense. Have a good day.

[–]41145and66 points 8 years ago* [recovered] (2 children) | Copy Link

A liquid asset is cash on hand or an asset that can be readily converted to cash. An asset that can readily be converted into cash is similar to cash itself because the asset can be sold with little impact on its value. ... Investments are considered liquid assets because they can be readily liquidated.

You're partially correct and also kind of a douche. It's okay though because you get to learn something today and potentially a lesson about verifying your information before being condescending.

[–]Captain_Truth1000 -1 points0 points1 point 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Shut the fuck up your fragile little bitch. If you need a safe space this isn't the sub for it.

[–]41145and63 points 8 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I like how you say something dumb, I show you that it's dumb, then you have a little meltdown about how I'm the fragile one.

What is projecting?

[+]2Cthulhu4Scthulhu -7 points-6 points-5 points 8 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link

I think we may be mincing terms here? There's no way you'd expect someone to be sitting on 50-100k cash in a chase savings account, do you?

If I need to dump my Vanguards (mutual and indexes, no Roth or other tax leveraged accounts), I can have it in my bank in 2 business days. It's not 100% liquid, but I'm not planning for the market to crash to 0 or to ever need more money day-of than I have credit.

Things like a Roth, whole life plan, 529, or 401 I'd consider to be inaccessible funds in case of an emergency, and not liquid.

Edit: So downsides honestly don't bother me but I'd definitely appreciate an explanation as to why this is a bad approach, in case I've been managing my personal finances wrong.

[–]41145and67 points 8 years ago* [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link

So you can generate liquid assets in a timely manner so it really isn't a big deal. I have several savings accounts with shorter term goals attached to them with cash like that sitting in it.

There's a $50k inheritance sitting in an account that will get used as part of a down payment on a house in about a year when we sell and move. A separate account I have that's for opening a business at the same time we move has about $70k in it and will be $150k when we use it, and finally there's our savings account that's got about $30k sitting in it just for if we need it. We have more liquidity than we'd normally have if we weren't planning on using that money for specific things in the relatively near future.

[–]2Cthulhu4Scthulhu 4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Gotcha, thanks for clearing that up.

I suppose it's just a matter of personal preference and risk allocation.

[–]husky_nuggets 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

It’s humorous the amount of downvotes you got for this post, these stupid ass women haters can’t even comprehend what you’re saying! I think it’s hilarious. Bitches know nothing about money.

[–]quelques_heures 5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

Cash savings? Who's sitting on 10k in cash?

/r/personalfinance calls it an "emergency fund", and if you don't have one you failed at life!

/s

[–]bufedad 12 points13 points14 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

If you don't have one, you likely won't survive a major emergency (financially).

That's what it's there for.

[–]Pagan_Archer 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Most people also generally don't have that much, and in fact would be screwed by one major disaster. Let's not confuse the idea that someone should have that much with the idea that most people really do.

[–]bufedad 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Most people are far too much in debt by living far above their means.

It is wiser to save your money and buy a 3 or 4 year old iPhone than to chase the latest model.

[–]Captain_Truth1000 -1 points0 points1 point 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Dude do you think these women are smart? They are dumb as shit. Recently had a date with a girl who said her friends flat out believe and I quote: "Well if a guy has a nice car he must be doing very well."

I was just astounded. Like how dumb do you have to be to not know about leasing or even the used market?

Not even salty do very well for myself but holy shit talk about stupid.

[–]ADodoPlayer 255 points256 points257 points 8 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link

https://imgur.com/gallery/Cms50XZ

Because fuck dailymail

[–]tprice1020 89 points90 points91 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

I’m tempted to downvote OP for linking to DM rather than the Imgur post. Fuck that place. How many times can they repeat the same thing over and over within the same article? It’s like some bot writes all their shit.

[–]HairFromThe70s 31 points32 points33 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Leave it to DM to turn a fucking paragraph into a 5 page essay.

[–]Detective_Fox 12 points13 points14 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

"This imgur user documented on imgur his horrid tinder date in a play by play on imgur which details an awful tinder date in which he leave a girl stranded after an awful tinder date that he later documents on imgur. And did we mention he left her?"

[–]_orion 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

that and the ads are like wack a mole

[–]BLACKMACH1NE 9 points10 points11 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Good bot.

[–]ScuzzleButte 14 points15 points16 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

We thank you for your service

[–]Im_King_Flippy_Nips 4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Good man that shit was carcinogenic clickbait bullshit

[–]rlowens 3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Also note that it was posted to imgur on Jan 9 2017.

Way to stay current Dailymail.

[–]FearlessTravelAddict 126 points127 points128 points 8 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link

Women who do this shit to get free meals are literally leeches.

[+]Ethmeplz -60 points-59 points-58 points 8 years ago* (8 children) | Copy Link

so all women?

Edit: just lol at all the butt hurt responses

[–]Dangerous-Donald 70 points71 points72 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

women who do this shit

[–][deleted] 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

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[–]silenthanjorb 3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I'd be willing to wager that luck has nothing to do with it..

[–]Spastiic_Jesus 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

No, not all women. In fact probably the huge minority.

[–]holy_black_on_a_popo 8 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

If you're ugly enough.

[–]JackIsBackWithCrack 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

The deforestation of the once prominent scum habitat “r/incels” has left many creatures to roam and look for a new home. Here we observe one of the betas from the fore mentioned habitat.

[–]tmoneSpends too much time with ass cheeks spread apart 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

that was such a poetic comment, jack. Has anyone ever told you to start your own sub with your amazing poems? that would be awesome. you have a gift, jack.

[–]pynewbie 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Huh

[–]Lemazze 33 points34 points35 points 8 years ago* (3 children) | Copy Link

The article is garbage, written by someone who has Alzheimer’s. But good on the dude, fuck that bitch.

[–]Xstew26 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

God damn garages always blocking my car

[–]Lemazze 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

🤣🤣🤣🤣👌🏼👌🏼

[–]Xstew26 4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

You changed it, now I look retarded

[–]mathaius42 13 points14 points15 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Holy ads batman!!

[–]DisappointedBird 34 points35 points36 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Why the fuck are we posting links to dailymail articles that reference Reddit posts? Just link the damn post!

[–]Woweewowow 39 points40 points41 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

That site is so... horrible

[–]duffmannn 9 points10 points11 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

An imgur user???

[–]upinthemountains42 9 points10 points11 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

My little brother did something like this. Got a Tinder date, had drinks and food. I guess the chick was such a bitch to the server he got up, paid cash for his food and left while saying he needed to go to the bathroom.

[–]SlippinJimmy1977 10 points11 points12 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

I would have done separate checks. One, to see the priceless look on her face after she realizes that she has to pony up like 100 bucks. Two, because ditching the entire bill is theft from the restaurant.

[–]GeekofFury 18 points19 points20 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

I actually saw this article last night on FB, and a lot of people (mostly women, take that as you will) said he was just as big of a scumbag and should have paid his half, and at first I thought that would have been the right thing to do. But after thinking about it, she seemed like the kind of asshole that would pull the "I have to go to the bathroom" and leave move that he did after he announced separate checks. So ultimately, I think he made the right move. People like her need to learn that shitting on people isn't ok.

[–]AhoyActivatedAlmonds 8 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Or say something like “I thought you where going to pay so I didn’t bring money”

[–]10202632 28 points29 points30 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Non violent PPD but soooo brutal. I approve.

[–]joemac5367 25 points26 points27 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Fuck the Daily Mail

[–]greyhelm81 18 points19 points20 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

$25 steak, did he take her to sizzler?

[–]BloodyGreyscale 3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

Isint sizzler dead outside a very few indipendant stores.

[–]greyhelm81 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

www.sizzler.com/locations

[–]BloodyGreyscale 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I had no idea they had sizzlers in america tbh

[–]HAESisAMyth -1 points0 points1 point 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

5 oz

[–]SweetDick_Willy 16 points17 points18 points 8 years ago (15 children) | Copy Link

This is why you NEVER go to a restaurant for a first date.

[–]GourmetCoffee 25 points26 points27 points 8 years ago (13 children) | Copy Link

Just never go on dates, be single forever, it's better.

[–]300C 18 points19 points20 points 8 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link

I just built a gaming PC and it is more fun and fulfilling than anything a woman could offer me. Bitch, I dont want to spend all day hanging out with you just for an hour or two of sexual stimulation. I dont need an emotional connection with a woman because I have deep connections with my male friends. Women are just less funny, offended more easily, and I only want sex from them. Its kinda fucked up, but I dont care. r/mgtow

[–]Griever114 3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Represent MGTOW brother:)

[+]PM_ME_YOUR_HONEYDEWS -13 points-12 points-11 points 8 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link

/r/niceguys is that way ---->

[–]bufedad 8 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

What about that comment screams nice guys? Nice guys want something from women, he wasn't nothing.

[–]PM_ME_YOUR_HONEYDEWS -4 points-3 points-2 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

I agree; I should've linked to /r/justneckbeardthings

I just built a gaming PC and it is more fun and fulfilling than anything a woman could offer me. Bitch, I dont want to spend all day hanging out with you just for an hour or two of sexual stimulation. I dont need an emotional connection with a woman because I have deep connections with my male friends. Women are just less funny, offended more easily, and I only want sex from them. Its kinda fucked up, but I dont care. r/mgtow

[–]bufedad 3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

Not wanting anything to do with women, is now something to be derided? Are we doing the same for women who don't want to date men? Are you that misogynistic to deride women for not wanting to date men?

Or do you just hold men to a different standard, because women are too incapable of being help to the same standard?

[–]PM_ME_YOUR_HONEYDEWS -4 points-3 points-2 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Not wanting anything to do with women, is now something to be derided?

Personal life choices; so meh, to each their own. However making it seem like all he wants from women is sexual gratification

Bitch, I dont want to spend all day hanging out with you just for an hour or two of sexual stimulation. I only want sex from them.

is indicative of his whole attitude towards them.

Are you that misogynistic to deride women for not wanting to date men?

Umm where in any of my posts or post history did you come up with the assumption that I was misogynistic?

Or do you just hold men to a different standard, because women are too incapable of being help to the same standard?

I hold everybody to the same human decency standard.

[–]bufedad 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Personal life choices; so meh, to each their own. However making it seem like all he wants from women is sexual gratification

Honestly? What more does he want from them?

is indicative of his whole attitude towards them.

And? there are women out there (and this is a popularly accepted opinion among women) that seek out men for their wealth. Sex/wealth... both reduce people to objects, but gold digging is acceptable.

Umm where in any of my posts or post history did you come up with the assumption that I was misogynistic?

Your assumption that men should be held to a different, and higher standard than women.

It's highly misogynistic. That women aren't capable of being held to the same standard as men.

[+]gkp85 -22 points-21 points-20 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

You mean /r/incels 2.0? Women are stupid as shit but sex and dating are still more fun than video games. Keep telling yourself otherwise though - maybe one day when you realize you've wasted half your life you'll know what I'm talking about.

[–]300C 13 points14 points15 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Women are stupid as shit but sex and dating are still more fun than video games.

It depends. Sex is usually more fun than video games..but I have found that its not worth all the bullshit and hoop jumping required to generally get laid. Even now I have a steady girl to literally use anytime I want..but I would rather dick around doing something else. It doesnt necessarily have to be gaming either. I just got the PC so its ROI is still going strong and the games I like are mentally stimulating...much more than any woman I know.

Keep telling yourself otherwise though - maybe one day when you realize you've wasted half your life you'll know what I'm talking about.

So spending multiple hours everyday, and hundreds/thousands of hours a year solely chasing pussy or going on cute dates is a better use of time?

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link

deleted What is this?

[–]Griever114 4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

That's what hookers are for. X Enjoy your whores and eventual rape accusation or baby daddy case in court. Cuck.

[–]Metraxis 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

?There's a critical differnce. The incels crowd believed that they were owed something by the world at large, and generally twisted themselves up with impossible standards, ensuring their own cycle of rage and disappointment.

The mgtow, on the other hand, have looked at the modern relationship game and decided that the only winning move is not to play. Plus, their rejection stories are much funnier.

[–]coldfire3361 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I met my girlfriend on tinder and we went to a restaurant for our first date. Shit was cash.

[–]Bikertron7 points 8 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I did the Carrie Bradshaw: date made some quip about my ex and me not being over him. I chucked 50 in the middle of the table as I stood up holding my jacket and he’s like “you’re leaving?”

“Absofuckinlutely”

I’m willing to pay to escape so swiftly and publicly, should sting more

[–]silenthanjorb 3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

should have just ate the meal and stuck around for bill time - then inform the waiter that you'll be paying for your share and she'd pay for hers. Yeah, you'd have to pay for your meal - but you'd also get to see her meltdown firsthand

[–]furchfur[S] 10 points11 points12 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

If more men did this then women may offer to pay half more often. Better to pay half than all of it. A message may be driven home!

[–]PussyPassDENIED 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I FUCKING LOVE HIM. NO HOMO.

[–]7a7p 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Is this a news article about a fucking imgur picture? Why the fuck do they keep repeating the story over and over for like 30 paragraphs?

[–]deville05 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Im a little sceptical of this story because I either read this on reddit many years ago or heard someone tell a similar story many years ago

[–]rlowens 3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

The actual story is a post to imgur on Jan 9 2017.

Way to stay current Dailymail.

[–]Cyrino420 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

If she at least didn't order expensive shit and was actually good company on the date, I wouldn't have been as mad.

[+]sinnerdizzle -7 points-6 points-5 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

Note to self: give waiter/waitress both of our cards before the ordering even starts. No one can dine and dash on that one. But good on dude for getting outta that situation

[–]note-to-self-bot 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

Just in case you forgot:

give waiter/waitress both of our cards before the ordering even starts.

[–]sinnerdizzle 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

Good bot

[–]perrycohen 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

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