Why are you hitting yourself?

MightyMiah · 2021-03-07T17:25:01+00:00

And she immediately blames him, "fuck you", no fuck you it's your own fault.

BootlegEngineer · 2021-03-07T18:42:39+00:00

I guarantee this guy has siblings. He has mastered the no look dodge.

Xx_Classix_xX · 2021-03-07T17:12:38+00:00

He is one with the force and the force is with him

Gunter_Lordz198 · 2021-03-07T16:06:40+00:00

how tf did he dodge

jzc4 · 2021-03-07T17:41:00+00:00

Spiderman is that you?

redmasc · 2021-03-07T19:17:07+00:00

That was quite a thud.

Epic_Sauce2 · 2021-03-07T19:40:10+00:00

This man just hit godmode in five seconds. Like how tf did he see that coming?

Exalted_One1 · 2021-03-07T16:49:34+00:00

Neo is that you !?

QM8P · 2021-03-07T18:20:40+00:00

anyone have the full vid?

_Leo_pard_ · 2021-03-07T18:22:14+00:00

Nope, that ultra instinct. Same as Goku's.

Forward_Tie7179 · 2021-03-07T19:35:52+00:00

She just got bitch baited

donkirot · 2021-03-07T17:14:07+00:00

Best video on this subreddit so far

lordpuffynips · 2021-03-07T20:24:59+00:00

"Fuck you!" 🤣🤣🤣

Metrack14 · 2021-03-07T21:49:41+00:00

Can wait for the extremist "news" articles explaining how physics are now oppressive to wahmen

thekrispytoe · 2021-03-07T19:19:08+00:00

How can she slap?

Qwerzq- · 2021-03-07T18:35:50+00:00

just for that attempt and that "fuck you" I'd spit in her face and walk away

Testsubject276 · 2021-03-08T01:56:59+00:00

I'm gonna hit this guy, lmao. >:)

*Dodges*

How dare you. >:(

Miserable-Lemon · 2021-03-08T12:34:48+00:00

Don't worry, the story she will tell will not bother with details like "What actually happened"

LanderG34 · 2021-03-08T14:08:21+00:00

the indignant "fuck you" at the end like her aim wasnt shit is hilarious lol

Fickle-Opinion-3114 · 2021-03-15T09:04:23+00:00

Man These Tok Tics. I need to see the whole event main!!

monkeysareprettycool · 2021-03-19T04:06:59+00:00

That’s the dodge of a man who’s been hit with that manoeuvre before

just_731 · 2021-03-07T19:08:24+00:00

u/savevideo

SumDo0d863 · 2021-03-07T19:41:13+00:00

Sick dodge!

ElasticWallabee · 2021-03-07T19:42:16+00:00

Is there a full version of this?

Createx9 · 2021-03-07T21:17:12+00:00

Seriously!!!!!!
What's up with this culture thing of women initiate the hands throwing, don't they know that the most majority of males are capable of snapping them in half.

Sumfuc · 2021-03-07T18:58:38+00:00

“.”

ikansee · 2021-03-07T18:58:34+00:00

Wow, this is what dreams are made of!

hissboombah · 2021-03-07T21:15:42+00:00

She seems nice

ExplosiveAnimatorT · 2021-03-07T22:38:21+00:00

She missed and proceeded to fall arse over tit

ryan29081996 · 2021-03-07T22:42:48+00:00

His spidey sense was tingling at the right moment!

Double_Challenge_682 · 2021-03-11T06:15:31+00:00

Completely obliterated

SultanSoSupreme · 2021-03-07T20:41:36+00:00

Feminists would watch this video then accuse him of being a "woman beater". They expect men to just stand and be human punch-bags for violent women and partners.

hdjsvsbsb · 2021-03-14T21:59:14+00:00

Bitch went YEEETT

koj1310 · 2021-03-17T08:04:37+00:00

Ninja move.

Toenadoes · 2021-03-17T19:39:22+00:00

Get fucking laid out

DaKartMonkey · 2021-03-25T08:53:52+00:00

sneak -100

Iwritefanfic · 2021-03-26T14:08:58+00:00

Imma is real, if someone came charging at me full speed and I couldn't see them, I'd just get my ace beat.

I'm the oldest of 6. But that's spoiled me in fights.

iforgotkeyboard · 2021-03-26T22:39:58+00:00

good reaction given the backstab attempt

fLoW_is_fLoW · 2021-03-28T03:04:32+00:00

“BYAKUGAN”

SirKratos1987 · 2021-03-07T19:06:33+00:00

it’s a repost. old video. still great tho

Anakin42069 · 2021-03-07T21:48:40+00:00

How are u gonna try hitting him then say fuck u when he dodges like da fuck he's just supposed to let u hit him be grateful he didn't turn around and thump you on the head

PMA_sQuid · 2021-03-07T21:59:20+00:00

Bouta say game sense but this is real life so it’s just awareness I’ve been spending too much time inside

wenie288 · 2021-03-07T22:16:12+00:00

This was at The Mall of America, I recognize that exact hallway!

dood_somen · 2021-03-07T22:31:09+00:00

Damn that gotta hurt. Good

nanselx · 2021-03-07T23:04:40+00:00

NFL sign him up

bunnycw · 2021-03-07T23:09:37+00:00

it's amazing how a random short video can just come along like this one and make me so happy

labancaneba · 2021-03-07T23:41:58+00:00

Filmed on the iPotato 7 max.

OarsandRowlocks · 2021-03-08T07:07:13+00:00

Uncanny Dodge.

DrD0ct0rMD · 2021-03-08T07:23:14+00:00

The clap of her asscheeks alerted him to her position

LostBat490 · 2021-03-11T00:37:53+00:00

I just need to ask WHY

doesyougotlebacon · 2021-03-11T04:33:18+00:00

Perks of being a dude better reflexes

Lucifer_Mornings · 2021-03-07T21:57:30+00:00

Why do dumb bitches always jump before throwing punches, I'd grab u in midair and throw u on your head

lordpuffynips · 2021-03-07T20:26:09+00:00

u/savevideo

P1X0LD0NKAY · 2021-03-07T21:05:39+00:00

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TTV_nalle · 2021-03-07T21:20:11+00:00

That's even beyond mastered ultra instinct

4c3rr · 2021-03-07T21:38:17+00:00

u/savevideo

Garchomp98 · 2021-03-07T22:17:45+00:00

He's beginning to believe

Ogreblack · 2021-03-07T22:22:15+00:00

Lol it looks like a Maury cameraman chasing one of those girls after “he is not the father” and then splat

H0lographic_Meatloaf · 2021-03-07T23:28:46+00:00

After hearing each

2021-03-08T00:19:51+00:00

What did she have in her hand?

Scalene17 · 2021-03-08T01:40:33+00:00

Yes this is him, the protagonist of this world

redshir7 · 2021-03-08T02:57:13+00:00

u/repostsleuthbot

Praava7 · 2021-03-08T04:40:54+00:00

He has reached Ultra Instinct!

Samurai_1990 · 2021-03-08T05:34:57+00:00

Happy Birthday TO THE GROUND!

master_erasis · 2021-03-08T05:38:52+00:00

Ultra instinct achieved

sheps_comm · 2021-03-08T06:00:11+00:00

the dodge was so clean lol and the fuck you made me lose it.

jonjonesjohnson · 2021-03-08T08:08:48+00:00

Melissa, hör auf jetzt!

Jigsaw203 · 2021-03-08T08:18:19+00:00

Love to see it.

Lonelyparrot · 2021-03-08T08:36:43+00:00

So this is the power of ultra instinct

aad7990 · 2021-03-10T22:39:46+00:00

I just played it on repeat just to hear her hit the ground again and again....

PeachCalypso · 2021-03-13T03:29:38+00:00

MANGEKYOU SHARINGAN

Flyonthewall04 · 2021-03-08T08:46:03+00:00

😂😂😂

EmeraldEffect · 2021-03-16T15:16:25+00:00

Someone please edit this with the ultra instinct music 😆🤣

03slampig · 2021-03-07T22:24:06+00:00

This is some low effort shit. Not only is this a repost of an ancient video, its a post of a fucking tick tock clout farmer reposting a shitty quality version of this ancient video.

catsdontsmile · 2021-03-08T03:07:26+00:00

Staged

twiggy572 · 2021-03-07T21:05:25+00:00

This is a repost. The other person put context saying that she had found out he cheated on her

Circular_Alignment · 2021-03-08T05:41:59+00:00

Thy art is murder

totaly-not-a-noob · 2021-03-18T21:42:31+00:00

My man has spider sinces

AthopiaBall · 2021-03-27T14:44:26+00:00

Smoothest mf on the planet

X_DIO_BRANDO_X · 2021-04-14T20:42:59+00:00

I FUCKING WHEEEZED AT THAT ,,ATTEMPT,, HAHAAHAHAHA

ConanElMasChingon · 2021-05-06T21:27:23+00:00

This foos Spidey senses were tingling

Harliquin76 · 2021-05-14T06:24:41+00:00

I need the rest of this lol

lynx2point0 · 2021-05-16T06:48:15+00:00

dude went from walking to fastest reflexes in the west

ThicLord · 2021-06-25T17:22:41+00:00

Lmao

Your1AfricanPrince · 2021-03-07T21:59:12+00:00

Could have sworn she was trying to hug him

Why are you hitting yourself?

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Title	Why are you hitting yourself?
Author	hsm4ever10
Upvotes	9901
Comments	233
Date	March 7, 2021 4:04 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/PussyPassDenied
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