In (insert city name here) a men store opened . It had the following rules:
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The store had 5 floors, and the men get better with each floor.
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You can visit the store only once
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You can either choose a man from the floor you are on , or you can go up , but you can't go back.
A women decides to go to the store. On the first floor there were men that had a job. She goes to the second floor
On the second floor , there were men that had a job and loved kids. She goes to the next floor
On the next floor , there were men that had a job , loved kids and looked incredible . "WOW" she says , but she decides to go to the next floor.
On the 4th floor there were men that had a job , loved kids ,looked incredible and did all the house work. She considers choosing one on this level ,but she eventually goes to the top floor .
On the top floor there is a sign that reads : You are visitor nr 30185069 . There are no men on this floor. This floor was created to show that it is impossible to satisfy a woman.
Across the street from the men store , a women store opened , with the same rules as the men store.
On the first floor there were women crazy for sex.
On the second floor there were women crazy for sex , and that were not annoying.
The 3rd ,4th and 5th floors were never visited.
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