Bachelorette parties and why you should avoid them

ConfusedNooblet · 2014-05-18T02:09:28+00:00

A few weeks ago I was just walking down the street with my girlfriend. There was a girl with her 3 friends. She had on a tiara and sash "Bride to be"

I was trying to be friendly and just said "Congratulations!" She went in and tried to kiss my lips! I turned and she kissed my cheeks instead. I was just sort of stunned. I'm not a particularly attractive guy.

There were 2 guys behind me, and when I turned around she was tongue kissing one of them, stumbling away afterwards. The guy looked surprised as well. Yup they were really drunk. She probably ended up puking on some poor SOB's face at some point that night. Hopefully her friends (one of which said Sorry!) would save her from doing something really stupid.

I'm sure most bachelor/bachelorette parties are boring good wholesome fun. The only contribution I have is...

A female acquaintance of mine went to Vegas for her bachelorette party. One of her bridesmaids had a 1-nighter and got pregnant and gonorrhea. Bride was floored by how her college-educated seemingly smart friends were that stupid (one who got pregnant had a fucking science Ph.D, and she wasn't the only one that hooked up that night). I didn't ask for details, but apparently they went around trying to see who could flirt with and pick up more guys for their hotel suite. The girl who got pregnant won.

Nothing surprises me anymore.

insaneyoshi · 2014-05-18T14:29:39+00:00

If you listen to the Beige Phillip podcast, Dante Nero tells of his exploits as a male stripper back in the day... and some of the stories are just unbelievable.

One that I remember is when he stripped at a bachelorette party and then was taken to a back room by the bride. She jumps on him and they start going at it. 5 mins into fucking her, the groom's mother comes in and starts shouting at her "you dirty fucking whore, you're in here fucking this guy and you didn't tell me?!" So Dante basically ended up having a threesome with the bride and groom's mother.

He was then invited by these two women to the wedding the following day, but couldn't bring himself to actually go and see the guy whose wife and mother he fucked the night before.

2014-05-18T12:44:28+00:00

I'm a limo driver. I drove a large group of women to the strip club (female dancers). The bride to be was large, at least 300 lbs. The girls drag her on stage, do their thing, get her shirt off revealing her enormous breasts. She has a girl sucking on each tit. Surprise! She's lactating. One of the strippers gets freaked out, but the other is way into it. She starts squirting the milk all over herself.

Jesus Christ

phaseonx11 · 2014-05-18T05:36:45+00:00

Marriage is a ring. Nothing more. If you want loyalty, get a dog. If I see a bachelorette party going down, I immediately jump on that ASAP. The bride is surrounded by lonely jealous women that are desperate for a dose of validation. Get on that.

gohammer3 · 2014-05-18T01:02:58+00:00

I worked at a bar a few years back and the behavior I saw from "married" women disgusted me. If your in a serious relationship don't let your girl go out with her friends especially if they are slutty.

phaseonx11 · 2014-05-18T08:53:46+00:00

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megatron37 · 2014-05-18T02:16:53+00:00

JFC, words cannot express how much I hate bachelorette parties at bars. In addition to all of the shrieking, the scavenger hunts are just too much.

I have been asked for my underwear multiple times by bachelorettes. Yeah, I think not.

animalpoo · 2014-05-18T22:37:55+00:00

Rules to prevent this from happening

Pre selection
Never get married
A female family member from your side of the family has to attend
kids first then marriage in the hopes that she'll be more mature
bachelorette party when she's pregnant

remember13 · 2014-05-18T02:10:44+00:00

Well, you know, a few years ago, ok, more like ten years ago a bachelorette party was a night with just the girls watching movies together and drinking wine. At least, that was how it was portrayed in american show that I was watching as a kid (Ed being a good example).

Men are the ones who to sort their wild oats! We have high levels of testosterone that have to dealt with before the wedding night. Also, in a more traditional culture, it was a good way of making sure that the dude didn't go to his wedding night a virgin.

Thinking about how a woman ought to be a virgin on her wedding night, bachelorette parties seem to defeat the purpose.

2014-05-18T14:22:36+00:00

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trplurker · 2014-05-18T02:01:31+00:00

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throw8way0 · 2014-08-22T12:36:04+00:00

bsutansalt, this is throw8way0. Enjoy the orangered. It makes a nice change to the red.

HollowPointBullet · 2014-05-18T00:33:46+00:00

I'm sure men are just as bad. Not to mention, I'd like to see what's the craziest thing you've seen at a bachelor's party. I, also, want to know how legitimate these stories are.

Bachelorette parties and why you should avoid them

Comments

1: It happened in the middle of the streets. I was just saying "congratulations." This wasn't at Vegas or at a bar.

2: I was walking with my girlfriend. We were holding hands. It was really obvious. I was surprised she did this with her standing right there! My girlfriend laughed it off.

Title	Bachelorette parties and why you should avoid them
Author	bsutansalt
Upvotes	49
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Date	May 17, 2014 11:44 PM UTC (12 years ago)
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