Fucking a girl in the bathroom of a club is a common milestone in the PUA community, but I was never attracted to the idea of fucking a stranger in a small, dirty toilet. However, I had the opportunity to do so and I went for it. Here's the FR:

Yesterday, I went out with a couple of friends and one of them brought two girls along. One of them had a boyfriend, but the other one did not. She seemed extremely excited to be there and she was clearly tipsy. She was hot: Tall, with a good face and an incredible body, a solid 8/10.

We skipped the queue of the club and got in for free because I am friends with the bouncer. That was a nice display if high value on my behalf that definitely caught her attention. Once inside, she started dancing with her friend while me and my buddies were chilling. A few minutes went by, and I decided to dance with her because she was giving me strong eye contact. We started dancing very closely and 2 minutes later I was already kissing her. We danced for 5 to 10 minutes, and she could not stop kissing me because I kept refusing her make out attempts after kissing her once (always do this in a club to get her to chase you). We decided to go to the terrace, where we sat in a sofa and talked for a while. She shit tested me into oblivion, but my game was on point and I passed every shit test flawlessly. I increased her attraction to me by doing the typical push/pull thing, and I decided to go back inside.

She followed me and we danced again. I grabbed her pussy through her stockings, and she answered by grabbing my dick through my pants. At that point, I decided to pull her to the bathroom, especially because Kanye West's song "I love it" was playing, and she was singing the "I like a quick fuck" part. It was clear that she wanted my dick.

I grabbed her hand and told her to follow me. I led her to the bathroom entrance, but it was full of guys waiting to pee. The girl's bathroom was empty though, so we decided to sneak into one of the stalls.

Unfortunately, the stall was very small and I'm a big guy, so we could barely fit in there. I pulled her pants down and I started fingering her, she was extremely wet. At that point, she was begging for my cock and told me to put a condom on. After doing so, I started fucking her from behind. However, I was substantially taller than her so I had to crouch in order to put my dick inside of her because we were both standing up. Fucking in that position in such a small place was extremely uncomfortable and difficult, so I decided to sit in the toilet and haver her sit on top of me.

This is where things went south. As she crouched to sit on my dick, I realized that her ass was extremely sweaty and stinky, and that really put me off. I ignored that and started fucking her, but eventually my dick slipped out of her pussy and she painfully crushed my dick with her ass. On top of that, some girls were hitting the door and laughing because they could hear my girl's moans.

My stress levels went through the roof because I was afraid that they would call security or that they would somehow manage to open the door. This, coupled with how disappointing the sex was, made my dick go soft. I started jerking it with my hand but it would not go hard. I decided to get rid of the condom, and my dick got hard again because I regained sensitivity, however I was not willing to fuck her raw so I told her to suck my dick. She sucked it for a couple of minutes, but she insisted that she wanted me to fuck her. I refused because I did not have another condom, so she got pissed. We dressed up and left. The faces of the girls who saw us leaving the stall together were priceless.

We sat in a sofa and talked for a while, but the vibe was clearly not the same. She suggested going back to my place, but unfortunately as a 21 year old student who is not independent, I could not bring her back to my place because I live with my mother and my younger sister. The vibe was slowly dying, and out of nowhere, a friend of this girl appeared. He was clearly beta and needy, and she did not seem to be interested in him. However, I ignored their conversation and I explained everything that had just happened to one of my friends. The girl came back to me once again, insisting to go back to my place, but I told her to give me her number instead. She did, and we parted ways. I went home, and she stayed in the club. Maybe she kissed or even fucked that other guy, and honestly that would have been quite funny, because she would have made out with that guy minutes after deepthroating me.

I went home with a bittersweet feeling. On the one hand I was happy and proud because I managed to fuck a really hot girl in a bathroom 45 minutes after meeting her, but on the other hand I was disappointed because the sex was awful, and I was slightly embarrassed because I went soft for the first time in my life, even though that was solved after removing the condom.

All in all, this was a cool experience that I wont forget, and a funny anecdote that I will definitely share with my friends in the future, but it was not something that I want to go through again in the foreseeable future.