Classic example of AlphaFux

Lotus_towers · 2017-05-16T00:42:24+00:00

Honestly, this story sounds FAF, like it was written by a lonely beta neckbeard. I've fucked women with boyfriends and I know other "Chads" who have done the same, this is NOT how it happens. lmao.

CallMeHaseo · 2017-05-16T01:10:14+00:00

Woooooooow.... marriage is really a setup.. I'm just gonna have to assume all women are hoes at this point

I_0-_-0I · 2017-05-16T04:15:42+00:00

This is not even remotely believable. Go write neckbeard fanfic elsewhere.

BudRock56 · 2017-05-15T23:54:49+00:00

That was fucking beautiful, man!

AcidMal · 2017-05-16T02:47:53+00:00

Ive seen this in real life and worse, not me personally but through both male and female friends and acquaintances. If this is hard for you to believe you got a rough road ahead of you.

yomo86 · 2017-05-16T09:52:47+00:00

Says my arms are manly and strong and that he has flimsy vidya game playing arms. Says he's never fucked her brains out like that and that she's never come so hard in her life.

Here you have it boys. No man would talk this way of a former employer at a job interview but women do this of their proclaimed love of their life. Never marry, as for her any grass will start to look greener.

gideon_zotero · 2017-05-16T16:51:42+00:00

Don't feel bad about Billy Beta, he is happy, remember your primary school crush? What would you not give to live in that fantasy world of love ever after right now?

DesignerTom · 2017-05-16T12:23:18+00:00

Good stuff OP! When you have lots of options it can be fun to text outlandish things to a girl just to see what the outcome is. It's sort of like a game, and you don't really care what the outcome is because you have other women you can meet if it goes wrong.

Lotus_towers · 2017-05-16T04:50:20+00:00

I didnt get in her pants because I was a Chad, I got in her pants because I had an attitude of not giving a fuck if I succeeded or failed. That alone was good enough to seal the deal. The rest is basic seduction 101 : smooth talk, physical touch, hair play, etc.

MrBellsprout123 · 2017-05-16T05:22:16+00:00

Honestly this story just makes me sad. I won't consider myself a MGTOW man, but when you're reading stuff like this it makes me want to. A woman that would do something like this to her husband, doesn't deserve my cock.

Emes91 · 2017-05-16T12:25:58+00:00

You forgot about the part where your mom woke you up for breakfast.

randomperson123321 · 2017-05-16T01:05:47+00:00

Plot twist:

"Beta-bux" guys visits OP one day, wanting to tell him something important.

mandolathebarbarian expects "Beta-bux" to bitch about wife.

"Beta-bux": mandolathebarbarian, I don't know how to tell you this...

.........

.............

................ You are my son.

masterkweef · 2017-05-16T00:53:49+00:00

You'd be surprised how often that happens

Frenetic_Zetetic · 2017-05-16T16:47:58+00:00

Sounds good, but reeks of BS. I ain't buying it, OP. Calling bullshit on this one!

BelAir56 · 2017-05-16T16:43:32+00:00

Oh look another elaborate troll/LARP.

Sounds like your body pillowfu is a nurse and you cut out a hole in the rear.

phreemymind · 2017-05-16T10:19:09+00:00

You know where you really fucked up your little tale? She would've never gotten in line behind you, risking losing her ATM. You probably imagined this all in your beta brain and jacked off to it. Wake up boy.

Title	Classic example of AlphaFux
Author	mandolathebarbarian
Upvotes	52
Comments	74
Date	May 15, 2017 11:48 PM UTC (9 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/TheRedPill
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/comments/6be13e/classic_example_of_alphafux/
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