How do you handle a situation where you get slapped by a woman?

IdleGod · 2013-11-14T19:10:35+00:00

Walk away. Society does not care why she slapped you, because all men must deserve it. Just walk away.

cagethepepper · 2013-11-14T19:03:40+00:00

"Should have left that to the bedroom."

LasherDeviance · 2013-11-14T21:46:33+00:00

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the99percent1 · 2013-11-14T23:55:31+00:00

In public, no one will give a shit why she slapped you, the context, what your relationship is, what either of you may have done to provoke the other, etc. There will be zero empathy for your position. The only social power you hold in this position is to minimize the fallout or allow her to make herself appear foolish.

Your only recourse is to maintain your composure, shrug, and walk away. Do not pout, do not turn tail and run, but pay her no more attention and draw no more attention to the two of you. I absolutely do not recommend any kind of recourse/tantrum as some others suggest.

Simply leave, and if she should continue down the crazy bitch route, i.e. following you yelling, then everyone will see what her problem is. Otherwise, forget it because in society's eyes, for being slapped, you are automatically in the wrong.

RedSunBlue · 2013-11-15T00:52:56+00:00

Most people are right handed, so they will try to slap you with that hand first.
Should the first one land, give a condescending verbal warning, e.g., "Use your words, please."
Watch for another slap, likely coming from the same hand that slapped you the first time.
When the second slap comes, be ready to take a quick lean backwards and catch her right wrist with your right hand (or her left with your left).
Now take a small step back with your right foot as you pull her arm across your body and rotate your torso.
As she flies past you, quickly slide your left wrist under her chin and overhook her right arm with your right. You have now achieved the crossface-chickenwing position. Keep your head to the right of her head to avoid her clawing at your face or headbutting you with the back of her head. Place your left foot between her feet and pull back with your left arm to keep her off balance and prevent foot stomps.
Sway gently from side to side and pretend that you are dancing.

grandmazboy · 2013-11-14T19:48:01+00:00

Last time I was in a situation like that I slapped her back on her third attempt to hit me. After the first slap I said, "bit of a cunt aren't ya?" she didn't take that too well, the second one was proper whiplash. I said, "try it again and you'll taste concrete" in a serious manner. Third time her fist wasn't halfway to my face before I knocked her out open palm. Holy fuck did all the girls in my social circle flame me for hitting a woman. I told them all to fuck themselves and that I warned that broad. I don't recommend it...

_whistler · 2013-11-14T19:37:28+00:00

I really, really wish I could advise you to slap her back. This would be actual justice, and would be the largest preventive measure you could take against future violence from Princess Slappyhands. Especially if you showed no emotion but amusement while returning the slap. But in modern society where some animals are more equal than others, this'll get you ostracized by any women or white knights present, kicked out of the venue, and possibly arrested.

My go-to option: without missing a single beat, laugh in her face, and shame her as much and as loudly as possible. HAhaha! What are you, six? Sorry if I knocked your ice cream cone on the ground, little girl! And walk away, chuckling to yourself. Don't put a hand to your face. Don't indicate that you felt anything. Basically treat her like she just shit herself during a tantrum.

fruitofmyloom · 2013-11-14T18:36:58+00:00

Raise your hand to slap her back, watch her cower with fear, then you laugh and walk away while saying something like "don't do that shit again".

For additional win say "how can she slap?!"

TheeRyanGrey · 2013-11-14T19:54:56+00:00

Whatever you do, do not hit her back. Your ass is going to jail if you do and then she wins twice.

Just say "Female Insecurity, the gift that keeps on giving". Public Humiliation is the greatest punishment for women. There's nothing they hate more.

LouisWinthorpIII · 2013-11-14T22:01:47+00:00

Just walk away. Her bullshit is not worth ruining your life over -- you will probably get ass-raped by the legal system. Also, acting unfazed will eat into her soul more than any offensive action taken.

General_Fear · 2013-11-14T23:38:22+00:00

I would like your input on this. This is based on what I have done in the boxing ring. If I see a punch coming my way, I put my elbow in the way. What boxers call the crossed arm defense. I did that with one guy and he broke his hand. All I did was cover up.

If a woman tries to hit me, I do what I do in the ring. Put my elbow in the path of the strike. If anyone takes a picture with their cell phone they will see me balled up. She gets intense pain. I get the hitting to stop.

LasherDeviance · 2013-11-14T21:11:10+00:00

this isn't an answer, but made me think how much I hate it when in shows/tv/movies/real life etc., whenever a woman slaps a man and then throws a drink in his face, the crowd/audience/onlookers of men and women just laugh/holler/root for the woman. even when they have no idea what the conversation may have been, reverse the actions and the man would get crucified.

Typical scene

Exterior- Twilight, at a fancy French or Italian restaurant, something with Ché in the name.

Interior: Soft romantic and warm orangey lighting, low rumble of couples intimate (inane) chatter, its a full house. Candles lit at tables. Lots of rustic darks and burgundies.

Scene start

Camera closeup, side profile of our male

Man: "Listen Cindy, you have a so many of qualities I truly adore. The past two months we've shared a lot of great times and wouldn't change it for the world. Unfortunately it's a confusing time for me and it's just been a bit to hard dealing with your predilection to quick and over reactions...and I know I also am not perfect myself and have a lot I need to work on. So I think maybe we should take a break and just be friends for awhile. What do you think?"

Camera closeup side profile of our female, Cindy

Cindy: "What?!?! How dare you!?!? You will never ever find someone like me again you ignorant puke I don't ever want to see you again!!!"

Camera pulls back slightly but quickly for action

action: Cindy throws large and wide burgundy glass (twisted stem for grip) of Pinot noir (stain the clothes, why not? you think he'd be lucky enough to get hit with white wine? Nope!)

Medium pan out

Restaurant Audience: applause they are laughing, a-whoopin and a-hollerin

Background: several unseen female patrons guffawing and sassing "yea!" or "way to go!" or personal fave ""you go girl!"

Fade to black

2 days later

Text on males phone

Cindy: "Hey haven't heard from you in awhile. So listen I'm sure we both said some things we didn't mean. Lets get together."

hunterkeeper · 2013-11-14T18:36:05+00:00

creepy smile.

but always watch out for the follow up splash drink in your face move

BadgerBurger · 2013-11-14T20:55:36+00:00

I see these questions a lot. How often is this shit happening?

2013-11-15T00:10:29+00:00

To this day a woman has not successfully landed a slap on me (I've had at least 3 attempts I can remember)... I just move out of the way or block it. Women are weak and slow, easy to dodge or block so I don't really understand how you can actually get slapped by one unless it's a total sneak attack. Once they whiff you just laugh in their faces.

YouDislikeMyOpinion · 2013-11-15T01:16:02+00:00

Are you talking about a random woman or your girlfriend?

Chunkymaster · 2013-11-15T14:40:58+00:00

Depends on the severity of the event that brought on the slap. If you are just talking and it is clear that she crossed the plane into crazy mode I would turn the other cheek and ask one of the friends how she could let her bestie get that drunk.

Worst case scenario: "you were being an asshole blah blah blah," walk away

Middle ground: I'm so sorry she's usually not like this

Best case and likely: we're not really that close

youngbulker · 2013-11-14T19:12:25+00:00

Hmm how do you deal with a woman that throws their drink at you? I experienced this and was thoroughly confused. Story: I was at a bar and talking up to randoms in the venue with friends, when all of a sudden a girl i never saw before just throws her drink at me. I assume she had been watching me converse with others and didn't like something I may have said so she took it upon herself to douse me. If I was a ninja i would have dodged that shit, but when someone you don't even know is in the venue comes up to you and throws a drink at you its hard to be ready for.

On top of that, 12 short fat mexican thug-acting dudes told me to GTFO because all they saw was a woman throw a drink at me without knowing any context.

Demonspawn · 2013-11-14T20:59:34+00:00

Last time I got slapped was by a friend of the girl I was hitting on. I said something the friend didn't like (the girl I was hitting on did) and friend just reached over and slapped me. So I reached out and honked her tit.

"Wait, did we just do that backwards?"

Friend was wide eyed and stunned. Two second later she just bolts for the bathroom. Girl I was hitting on was laughing uncontrollably. She then followed her friend to the bathroom and I saw them leave shortly afterwards.

Haven't seen them since, but I'm fairly sure that if I see girl without friend I'm in.

Haraklus · 2013-11-14T21:08:49+00:00

I've done plenty of things that deserved a good slap to the face.

I've never been slapped in those times.

However, twice I've been slapped in the face. I didn't deserve it either time.

So, I got slapped, laughed, and said, "Well, that wasn't called for, having a bad day?"

SlickJamesBitch · 2013-11-14T23:16:13+00:00

Keep your frame. Walk away.

drrrrrr · 2013-11-14T23:20:20+00:00

I generally catch the hand as it comes, squeeze tightly but not painfully, and stare her down / tell her to act her age. If it's not in public, I will hold her arm tightly and tell her that I'll let her go once she promises to behave. If in public, I just catch the slap, hold her arm down for 1 sec, and tell her off / staredown, because I know that if I extend the situation, it's Charge of the White Knight Brigade,

If it is a "fun-slap", like I'm being kinda assholish in a fun sort of way, and she is just like "mock slapping", then it's a little different. You don't want to react all serious martial artsy if she was just going for the "omg! I can't believe you are such a dick!!!teehee" half slap. I'll just make fun of her for acting like a child, the usual "you're like my niece... extremely foul behavior but it's just too cute."

If she throws her drink on you and I have a drink, it's going on her blouse. My shirt costs $10-25, yours is probably in the $50 range at minimum.

GunsGermsAndSteel · 2013-11-15T00:01:46+00:00

This is the one situation in the world where I'll call the police. There's no other way to come out of it on top. If I hit her back- I'm going to jail. If I yell at her- I'm going to jail. If I walk away, and she later decides to call the cops and say I hit her- I'm going to jail.

The only rational thing to do is go outside with my phone, call the cops, and wait there until they come. Then tell them I was assaulted, I am afraid I will be assaulted again, and I want to press charges.

LasherDeviance · 2013-11-15T01:06:23+00:00

Turn your back to her and stand still for a few seconds, then turn around fast and jump-fake at her. Guaranteed she will flinch. Then walk away and never talk to her again.

pontifx · 2013-11-15T03:09:39+00:00

Moosh or face mask if they are the kinda girl that will learn a lesson from that

otherwise dont let them connect

if they do it shouldnt phase you, laugh and ask them if they want to learn how to slap properly

any physical contact a girl gives you is excess passion you can divert to your aim

2013-11-15T03:31:41+00:00

Doesn't matter because you lose anyway. If you hit her, you're gonna get jumped. If you don't, you apparently had to have done something to deserve it.

The "best" way you can handle it is to turn around and walk away (and act like it never happened.)

RedPillScare · 2013-11-15T03:37:02+00:00

"Don't you ever hit me and let me find out about it."

the99percent1 · 2013-11-15T13:15:00+00:00

Stare down, MMA style.

2013-11-15T19:54:56+00:00

I got slapped once after simply introducing myself and I probably overreacted a bit. I was literally just shocked and my reaction was impulsive.

I walked her into the corner of the bar so that she couldn't walk around me, and told her "Listen you fucking bitch, being mildly attractive (she was a 9/10 for sure) doesn't give you the right to go around hitting men. Who the fuck do you think you are?". She laughed at first, which pissed me off even worse, but after about a minute of the worst profanities that have ever come out of my mouth, she started crying and then I felt satisfied.

She went to "tell on me" to her friends (1 girl, 2 guys) and within about 2 minutes I had them apologizing to me for her behaviour. I learned more about this girl later, and it was confirmed that she is, in fact, an entitled bitch.

MarkarthAlchemist · 2013-11-14T22:46:21+00:00

Learn to block. Kali style pat parries are very simple and quick and if you suspect a slap is coming and adopt a nonconfrontational guard position (like the police interview position with one arm folded and the other hand on your chin) you should be in position to easily block her hand.

iOutlaw · 2013-11-15T08:58:54+00:00

The 2-3 times i've done this, and the way to get back at her without being physical is to spit in her face and walk away.

_DiscoNinja_ · 2013-11-14T21:38:22+00:00

Take some boxing or Muay Thai classes. With some decent head movement, she'll whiff her slap and, if she's wearing heels, possibly stumble.

She'll be too embarrassed to try again and either leave or stay and change her tune.

Vodkas21 · 2013-11-14T22:59:03+00:00

I don't know the answer to this one, it's a catch-22 situation, you lose either way. Ideally I would like to parry and give her a quick jab.

timdesuyo · 2013-11-15T02:02:51+00:00

Call the cops.

PlanB_pedofile · 2013-11-15T02:31:18+00:00

How do you handle a situation where you get slapped by a woman?

You turn and look right into her eyes and give that shit eating grin smile and think in your head "Yea bitch, I'm that guy you'd want to fuck" and then you turn around with the smile like you just deserved that slap and leave her hysterical hamster spinning physically violent skwander in her own fit of rage.

*: If you ever given the opportunity to join a boxing team at a gym, take one. A woman's slap is nothing compared to a right hook to the face. Always keep that in mind.

2FAM0US · 2013-11-14T18:33:43+00:00

kick her ass then call the police. she attacked you and you defended yourself.

2013-11-14T20:45:49+00:00

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