http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/girl-who-cried-rape-after-5406386

As awful as it is that the two soldiers were charged and their lives are ruined, this is some biblical hamstering.

Nicole Richess, 20, had a drunken threesome with the two servicemen at a friend’s house and then her own home at the end of a night out.

The following day her boyfriend, Alex Ganter, heard rumours she had been unfaithful and confronted her.

Richess ‘panicked’ and made up the false claim that the two innocent men, aged 23 and 24, had forced themselves on her because she was too ashamed to tell Mr Ganter she had cheated on him.

Ganter, her partner of three years, made her go to the police to report the ‘attack’."

I think we've heard this before.

The whole article is gold but here's the highlights:

  • Slutty walrus gets caught by a friend getting double stuffed by two UK servicemen. Friend tells her friends, word gets back to her boyfriend.

"She claimed the soldiers walked into the bedroom while she was changing her clothes where they attempted to orally and anally rape her."

  • Cries rape because fuck it, why not? If she wants to salvage her relationship with this beta she has to play the biggest victim card she can find.

  • Boyfriend likely heard that she had one of them in her ass and another in her mouth and lost it. How could she do those things for two guys she just met when I've been buying her flowers and rubbing her back for months and she has never gone ass to mouth on me? She must have been raped!

  • Gets busted lying and gets sentenced to jail for 2.5 years. Hopefully she serves it all.

Modern woman at her finest. Best part is she's currently pregnant. No way in hell she knows who the father is.