Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRCNeBjrFuc

"I play sports"

Proceeds to miss the shot.

"I think I'm gonna do a dance for her"

The virginity is strong in this one.

"She loved it, I-I-I can tell. I mean, I got two hugs and two thumbs up. YES!"

Jesus Christ....

"You never know what would happen"

Oh, I'll tell you what happened Gareett, ChadThunderCock most likely took her to prom then they both ate your box of chocolates after he creampied her. Well, I don't know about you guys, but I need a shirt or wristband that says "I survived the #makeherday video".

TL;DR: Blue Pill Phaggot literally dances his way into the friendzone.