A real catch.

exiledinrussia · 2020-04-26T14:05:51+00:00

There are different types of trash. For example, there’s paper trash. You can reach your hand into a bin of paper trash and not get dirty.

Then there’s trashy trash. This includes things like rotten banana peels, wet coffee grounds, and used diapers.

This woman is 35 year old trashy trash.

tharkyllinus · 2020-04-26T14:00:52+00:00

she looks like one of those sex dolls. Except all tatted up.

saberwarthog · 2020-04-26T14:30:47+00:00

Why did someone put a Barbie doll head on a WWE action figurine ?

BurdenedChad · 2020-04-26T18:22:29+00:00

id rather it be a female

Yeah, I'm sure there are tons of lesbians who want 4 kids running around their house and random felon babydaddies showing up to cause drama. At least fisting would be easier, I guess.

VetteVet83 · 2020-04-26T15:52:37+00:00

I’m 36 and triple 6. I’m probably still not good enough for her. The thing is, I wouldn’t even pump and dump her. She is gross. She better go back to whatever relationship she is imploding. If she wants a relationship with another girl, she has to realize that woman probably won’t have any money either.

What a waste of oxygen and carbon

CreflowDollars · 2020-04-26T15:03:23+00:00

I swear these broads are trolling when they pick these songs for their anthems

TitySuker · 2020-04-26T13:54:50+00:00

Is this real?

Rottinghere · 2020-04-26T21:27:27+00:00

Ahhh, neck and chest tattoos... The international call sign of quality!

RevolutionaryFish5 · 2020-04-26T15:52:50+00:00

The 20 35 Year Old Tattoomer

WereNotGonnaFakeIt · 2020-04-26T19:10:00+00:00

Chest tattoos, trashy rap taste, four kids? How long did you work for Blacked.com?

Scourmont · 2020-04-26T17:39:09+00:00

if anything like a relationship happens I'd rather it be female...

Good luck with that, all the lez and bi women I've ever known were even less interested in raising your crotch crust than chad.

Also:

going bottle insane...

Liquor bottle, pill bottle or both?

disayle32 · 2020-04-26T16:01:02+00:00

Job: Going bottle insane

"Going"? You're already there, cupcake.

deadBeefCafe2014 · 2020-04-26T15:32:09+00:00

A real catch and release.

SomeSqueakyCleanButt · 2020-04-26T19:56:05+00:00

No visible collar bone and 4 kids... this beast is guaranteed to be 100-200 lbs more than this pic suggests.

ParunNP · 2020-04-26T16:13:59+00:00

That's a rough 35

Broncoli · 2020-04-26T20:29:27+00:00

What a nightmare...

AnotherOne_79 · 2020-04-26T21:33:30+00:00

That's gross... just disgusting.

rvail136 · 2020-04-26T22:52:41+00:00

Too many filters used on her face...guaranteed she's not that pretty.

BluepillProfessor · 2020-04-27T15:35:16+00:00

This woman has Hep C written all over her.

Overkillengine · 2020-04-26T18:24:24+00:00

Notice the crucifix? Must be for decoration only because if she were to take any of the associated faith(s) even half serious then she'd not be on Tinder which is tacitly seeking to engage in adultery.

MRMRising · 2020-04-26T23:53:27+00:00

What is "Bottle insane"?

Is that different from other forms of insanity?

H-4350 · 2020-04-27T00:55:24+00:00

A nickel bag of meth, and she’s all yours fellas.

2020-04-27T14:31:50+00:00

She might usher in a new era of gay single mothers who say "Where are all the good women?" lol.

snginc · 2020-04-28T18:39:09+00:00

why put Bi if you want a relationship with a woman?

Typical female who doesn't know what she really wants!

thethirdarchon · 2020-04-29T19:23:27+00:00

Like, I've been alive for a few decades--I have been forced to accept, despite my initial reluctance, that at least a GOOD portion of humans are UNBELIEVABLY stupid--but, still, HOW CAN SOMEONE BE SO BAD AT RHETORIC?! Like, think about it for second--LOGICALLY, if you're trying to attract men and women, and like MAYBE you have a preference, but OSTENSIBLY its not a dealbreaker (...or you'd just look for the ONE sex if that WERE so important, right?), WHY ON EARTH would you ever TELL them (nay, before you've even had a convo or made contact--advertise on your static profile no less) you PREFER one or the other, even if it IS true you have a slight leaning (on balance/all else being equal) for one or the other?!??!?

How is it not OBVIOUS that the "second class" category is going to ALL BUT UNIVERSALLY (you know, except the oh-so-sexy one's with zero self-esteem that will be left) take one look at that and say "well, I sure do not want her to have to lower her clearly stated expectations on little ole me--I'll just move on and find someone else with whom we BOTH are each other's FIRST preferences, and let her find hers too"? It seems LITERALLY contradictory on its face!

And so to come back full circle, I think the simplest most obvious explanation is just, WE GOT A DUMB ONE HERE! XD

quakle · 2020-05-07T00:15:25+00:00

looks like a guy that uses the female filter, he is definitely trolling

Title	A real catch.
Author	Besthater
Upvotes	153
Comments	49
Date	April 26, 2020 6:46 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/g89rfd/a_real_catch/
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