Average tinder profile

Jake-Orion · 2020-08-18T17:49:12+00:00

I haven't been able to go back to work because of covid

Lady, beer virus or not, that's just women speak for I need a man to bail me out.

53withtrollhair · 2020-08-18T17:45:48+00:00

35, single, 2 preschool aged kids- one under 6 months. OK, I'll bite, different dads?

Fripiou · 2020-08-18T17:57:33+00:00

She couldn't have said "I need a beta buxx" clearer.

R41nmaker · 2020-08-18T18:01:20+00:00

Wow that is a manly chin.

Honest_Solution · 2020-08-18T17:54:09+00:00

wait, I thought women hated “nice guys”?

Oobedoob_S_Benubi · 2020-08-18T18:20:34+00:00

PUNCTUATION, GODDAMNIT!

At least this woman lists some of her hobbies and beats a bit around the bush about looking for a bailout. She's still ashamed about needing a bailout or at least pretends she is, the final step before just screaming "6'3'' and six figure income!" in her bio.

Or maybe she's not doing that screaming for demands because she actually understands where she's at on the market.

Mein_Tarnaccount · 2020-08-18T18:20:30+00:00

Did her eyes look as cunty as her mouth..? She already seems angry, and I haven't even swiped left yet.

ransay3277 · 2020-08-18T19:39:21+00:00

Rachel Maddow?

bronzeageretard · 2020-08-18T18:07:07+00:00

That’s a man

Nerdialismo · 2020-08-18T18:29:05+00:00

I thought it was a man and was confused.

ToxicMasculinity1981 · 2020-08-18T20:18:51+00:00

She's 35 with a 5 month old child. So she's going to be at the very least in her late 40s before you can make any plans with her that don't have the potential to be cancelled at the last second. She should look into getting a dog or cat, because at this point that is the only male affection that is on her horizon.

TXJohn83 · 2020-08-18T18:43:55+00:00

By "get to know me" does she mean sex or pay her rent?

aberdisco · 2020-08-18T21:08:13+00:00

I bet if you took her on a first date fishing all day she'd do nothing but piss and moan. I've never met a bird that says she likes fishing, that actually liked fishing. "Lies made baby Jesus cry!"

Natuasi · 2020-08-18T22:54:09+00:00

Kid is literally only 5 months old and she’s ready to get right back on the Carousal. Wow.

psychotropy · 2020-08-18T19:36:21+00:00

SO Delusional!!

Ketsa · 2020-08-18T20:57:40+00:00

Looking for the 3rd child support volunteer.

Take your tickets.

RxCubed · 2020-08-18T21:06:34+00:00

Women need to learn that their value as a prospective partner drops to zero the moment they have a kid. Maybe then they would be more careful about getting knocked up in the first place.

Ishabaka · 2020-08-18T21:27:58+00:00

When a woman can't even smile for her profile pic, you know how angry she is.

silly_birb · 2020-08-18T21:52:40+00:00

Aka "i remember i was chased by lots of beta simps in my 20s, how could they have all disappeared when i need an ATM?"

clownfiddler · 2020-08-19T01:15:03+00:00

She likes to read; yet, she doesn’t use punctuation. I call bull shit.

PizzaDiaper · 2020-08-18T19:51:42+00:00

I LoVe ThE OuTdOoRs

French_Bulldog · 2020-08-18T23:06:20+00:00

How hard is it to punctuate?

FugginAye · 2020-08-19T00:13:02+00:00

Yikes! That entire profile was one long sentence.

Massacher · 2020-08-19T00:34:42+00:00

Ugh. Another look at what I like doing and my current situation yawn story.
I doubt she does any of those things. With 3 kids how does she have the time? And who cares anyway. Fishing, walking and hiking are nothing special.
She's 35 so post wall. Who wants that baggage? No sane man.

SeeThroughPupper · 2020-08-19T02:30:43+00:00

Why didn't she use any full stops?

Dolosmendacium · 2020-08-19T00:05:18+00:00

Ahhh I love it when there’s a screaming infant on my house dates. Nothing like “hold on the baby needs her bottle” while getting a hand job.

Massacher · 2020-08-19T03:13:51+00:00

She's strong and independent. Then what does she need a man for?

And what's with this anthem shit? No one cares about what music you listen to.

NickTesla2018 · 2020-08-19T03:35:45+00:00

No job. No punctuation. No clue.

2020-08-19T12:36:38+00:00

'There has to be nice guys out there'.... aka 'Where Are All The Good Men?'

MGTOW_BEASTMODE · 2020-08-19T15:20:07+00:00

"I HAVE KIDS AND LOOKING FOR BETA BUCKS"

MTCicero8 · 2020-08-20T01:50:46+00:00

5mo old? That’s a red flag.

x-typo · 2020-08-18T19:46:02+00:00

35? Ha! 45 is more like it... (and I’m being nice. Why the downvote?! 🙄)

Title	Average tinder profile
Author	uspezslobschinadick
Upvotes	363
Comments	89
Date	August 18, 2020 5:39 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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PUNCTUATION, GODDAMNIT!