Breathless

Evocatus_Preliator · 2020-05-31T12:54:39+00:00

Sciortino started her blog Slutever in 2007 [at 22] while living in London. Initially, the blog centered around her and roommates' sexual exploits and life in their squatting commune, but soon evolved into what the New York Times called "a chronicle of sexual experimentation".

Maybe, juste maybe, nobody half-decent wants to be emotionally involved with a camel-faced, STD ridden town pump.

But it's alright. Nothing to worry about. She still have a few sex-in-the-city years left before sunset. And who knows? Maybe Captain Save-a-Hoe will show up?

Edit:

Reading her prose is nothing less than cancer for the soul. Judge by yourself:

When I was younger, I took it for granted that my friends would always be available for brunches and emergency drinks. But now, seeing my friends usually means being the one single person amid a mob of couples, who treat me either like hired entertainment or like their problem child. For instance, for years now my friends and I have spent weekends at a shared beach house. There are three bedrooms and one pullout couch, and suddenly this year I keep being demoted to the couch, so that the couples can have ‘privacy’. Excuse me, but do single people not need privacy? I get that they want to have sex, but what about me? This is my vacation, too! There’s no other way to look at it: I’m a victim of couple privilege.

Allow me to run with this victim thing. Last week I had a new air conditioner delivered, only to realise that it was too heavy for me to carry up four flights of stairs to my apartment. So, being single, I had to hire a random man to carry it for me. Then I had to hire a different man to install it, only to have that man explain that I’d bought an AC with the wrong voltage for my building, which meant that I had to rehire the first man to carry the AC back downstairs again. When I told this story to my mom, she responded with, “See, this is why you need a boyfriend: ACS, broken toilets – that becomes their problem.”

Yup. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. I will spare you the rest of the article. A dive in a septic tank is probably more enjoyable...

figyg · 2020-05-31T11:58:04+00:00

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HardEarnedVictory · 2020-05-31T13:34:50+00:00

Brought to you by the same author who wrote bRavE and stuNnInG articles like:

"Is Dating Someone With an Android a Deal Breaker?"

"Can I Be a Self-Sufficient, #Empowered Woman and Still Enjoy It When a Guy Picks Up the Check?"

"How I finally managed to get rid of my relationship baggage."

"Is It Wrong to Sleep With Someone for the Story?"

"Why Amy Schumer Is an Amazing Feminist"

NickTesla2018 · 2020-05-31T12:40:43+00:00

Queen of cream pie leftovers.

wtfdoiaskfor1 · 2020-05-31T13:12:34+00:00

From the second post:

Basically, don’t be in denial about the fact that your marital value is higher in your 20s and early 30s, and the longer you hold out for “Mr. Right,” the smaller your chances are of actually finding him—or even someone “good enough.”

and

Similarly, I’ve recently become obsessed with clinical psychologist Dr. Jordan Peterson’s YouTube channel

She's about to realize it's too late lol

shrinkshooter · 2020-05-31T12:05:08+00:00

Always a classic. Along with that older English lady who bemoans the same thing.

If anyone's wondering those articles read like the smutty stream of consciousness of a promiscuous woman complete with TMI and "I did this thing, pat me on the back for daring to tell you about it." She's maybe a 5 in physical appearance at that time of writing.

derealchad · 2020-05-31T12:16:06+00:00

All that sexual experience to waste? someone man up and wife this experienced lady, don't be insecure!!

MGTOW_BEASTMODE · 2020-05-31T16:53:18+00:00

ex: "My past is none of anybody's business.. it doesn't matter."

me: "Glad you agree.. about 10 years ago I hired an escort"

ex: "OH MY GOD.. how could you!!?? I can't believe you'd do that!!"

It's bullshit guys.. they hide their actual count because they know it matters.

The #1 shaming tactic women use on other women is "SLUT!!" because they know it matters.

loneliness-inc · 2020-05-31T13:02:20+00:00

Actions.

Reactions.

Results.

Quickly shut it all down!!! What utter misogyny!!!

BurdenedChad · 2020-05-31T15:34:31+00:00

I skimmed the foursome article. She plays it up as transgressive/cool, the equivalent of a dude being a player. But she was basically used as a bargaining chip. A lawyer dude pretended she was his girlfriend because he wanted a crack at his swinger friend's wife.

Broncoli · 2020-05-31T13:17:07+00:00

Play sloot games, win sloot prizes.

2020-05-31T15:11:39+00:00

Some additional highlights:

Sciortino was born in Highland, Ulster County, New York. She later moved to London where she lived in a squatting commune
Her blog brand is: Slutever

I would say that she should celebrate being the last single person in her friend group, she worked so hard for it all her life.

I salute her actually, the world needs more of single and sexually active women like her.

GreekMoses · 2020-05-31T14:07:21+00:00

isn't that the woman who also fucked a full size male sex doll to "review" it for a news channel?

KingRobotPrince · 2020-05-31T16:51:30+00:00

What a disgusting ~~human being~~ animal.

It must feel so shitty being a lonely singleton around a group of happy couples knowing that it was your own foolish sluttiness that got you there.

At least if you're unlucky in love but a serial monogamist you can say that you tried your best but it just didn't work out.

EvilKlownz2 · 2020-05-31T21:47:59+00:00

Tale as old as time. Single rider wants what her married friends have : Nice house,travel,kids etc. Married former rider wants the single life as she tired of waking up to the same dick for years. Both sides are guilty of using shaming tactics to get what they want. Never wife up a slut !

Wide-Brick · 2020-06-01T14:45:58+00:00

That looks like a dude

The-truth-hurts1 · 2020-05-31T13:24:43+00:00

Hmm .. I wonder 🤔

2020-06-01T00:12:06+00:00

Simmons, we got us here a question from one of our listeners. Can you help me out?

How did I become the last single person in my friend group?

That's a tough nut to crack and- oh, wait. What's that up again, Simmons?

Breathless: I rang in my 30s with a foursome

See Simmons, this is why we get questions like this. No decent guy wants to marry someone who's been poked by a bunch of "eleventh fingers" and fucked and chucked by meatheads from Adam to Zack. Couple that with shriveling raisin ovaries and you have a recipe for Aisle 12.

But you know what's worse? The attitude, Simmons, the attitude. The poor brother that marries this broad will always feel inadequate because she will compare him to the jocks that hit and quit. In her eyes, he will lack this and that.

washingtonpanther · 2020-06-01T02:13:14+00:00

Foursome?

You mean whoresome.

Harley?

you mean harlot.

Thetrvler · 2020-06-01T04:26:41+00:00

This is another “empowered” woman!

Rob-AA · 2020-06-07T11:26:32+00:00

This girl hosts "Slutever". Not going to lie, she'd be great for a one night stand...but you would have to be nuts to wife a girl with this much public/digital baggage up for the world to see.

Blissbynature · 2020-05-31T18:28:37+00:00

If she keeps asking herself that same question for the next 45 years that's going to be a lot of articles.

RookieHoskinsFan · 2020-05-31T15:14:03+00:00

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Date	May 31, 2020 9:24 AM UTC (6 years ago)
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Quickly shut it all down!!! What utter misogyny!!!