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[–]Honest_SolutionSr. Toxically Masculine Care Boi 118 points119 points120 points 6 years ago (17 children) | Copy Link
So why’d you sleep with him if he beat you? Why’d you ignore the red flags in the beginning?
[–]OverkillengineCasts Pearls to the Swine 73 points74 points75 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Tingles. It's always tingles.
[–]MattyK414 44 points45 points46 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Because if he's "awful", it means there was nothing she could do.
"I couldn't STAY with a guy like that!"
[–]MrDominicanMgtowSr. Hamster Analyst 35 points36 points37 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Other than money, if he's a tall/attractive man, nothing else matters.
[–]makeshiftpillow 17 points18 points19 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
A couple tats and a prison record helps as well
[–]TXJohn83 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Looking at her I think finding either one of those is out of the question.
[–]40moreyears 26 points27 points28 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And who wears that as a badge of honor? In my experience, women that talk about domestic abuse in this “look what happened to me” kind of a way and as one of the first things they mention, likely were the abusers themselves who are able to spin the story to make the man look like the bad guy, as that is what most society expects anyway. As soon as I read that I can tell it is not serious to her, which leads me to believe it wasn’t ever a serious thing, only something that she uses to garner sympathy.
[–]TheUnbannable2 14 points15 points16 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Why is she keeping the kid of a traumatic relationship?
Nothing like looking at the face of the man who abused you for the rest of your life
[–]Airborne_ginger 16 points17 points18 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Won’t get paid if she doesn’t have it.
[–]badvibesforeverrr 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That dick is A tier
[–]AldabruzzoNo busted Pillsbury biscuit cans 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
cuz he wuz hawt.
[–]mustangfrankSlick Willy peddlin' a broken hamster wheel 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He was 6'2". If he wouldn't beat me, if he didn't love me. right?
[+][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'd say cause it's probably not true.
[+]do1looklikeIcare1 points 5 years ago [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
She could've been raped by him
[–]Honest_SolutionSr. Toxically Masculine Care Boi 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
and I could have been raped by Jenifer Anniston.
[–]Typo-MAGAshivasshole. giga-shitlord. worst mod EVAR. [M] [score hidden] 6 years ago stickied comment (6 children) | Copy Link
Pregnant slut tries the wounded gazelle gambit to manipulate men into providing for her gestating womb turd.
REAL abuse victims (and others who have suffered REAL trauma) usually do not like talking about it, let alone bringing it up in an introduction to strangers.
Guard yourselves against such manipulation.
[–]Jdamoftruth 10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Reminds me as a non combat vet the amount of talk people do about the army is inversely proportional to the amount of combat they saw...most of my buds don't say shit about war
[–]SirKolbathYeah, yeah. “Mods are incels.”[M] 5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Agreed. I was at a bar once with one of my SpecOps friends and we were listening to some scrub trying to hit on the waitress talking about how he'd been a sniper in Iraq (Like everyone, apparently. It seems no one was infantry or motor pool in that war.) and "Had Saddam in my sights, but they wouldn't give the kill order."
I looked at Mac and he just rolled his eyes. I worked closely and hung out with that guy for three years and he told me exactly one story about being in country in Iraq, and it was about finding a severed arm two days after the Highway of Death.
The ones who were there already know.
[–]kekuse 4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
checked TV Tropes and it's an amazing site. thanks for sharing 👍
[–]SirKolbathYeah, yeah. “Mods are incels.”[M] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That fuckin' site will kill your weekend. You start out on Friday reading about tropes associated with Star Wars and look up Monday morning from a pile of notes you've made of books and movies you now want to get your hands on and realize you're late for work.
Source: Done it.
[–]Breaking_the_betaRobbed Typo to give to Ben Franklin 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Gestating womb turd
I’m now going to search for ways to use this in live conversations. Thank you.
[–]SirKolbathYeah, yeah. “Mods are incels.”[M] 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I like how that TVTropes page also links to the False Innocence Trick. If more people read that, fewer people would be duped by BLM and Antifa.
[–]wathon2WAATGM Endorsed 55 points56 points57 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Women would rather date a guy that beats her than a guy that bores her.
Let these women live with the consequences of their choices.
[–]megacomicgeek15 points 6 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
you get what you fucking deserve!!!
[–]VIETnamPTSD 4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The police is gonna make sure you pay your fair share for her life choices (=Children).
[–]MGTOW_BEASTMODE 41 points42 points43 points 6 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
This only works on Captain Saveahoe's.
[–]Typo-MAGAshivasshole. giga-shitlord. worst mod EVAR. 38 points39 points40 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Most men have that protector instinct. It was something I had to un-learn.
[–]MGTOW_BEASTMODE 14 points15 points16 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fuck man same.. so many single moms I couldn't just love hard enough to fix. LOL
[–]FitmiscFA 8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yup! After I got cheated on by a single mother, I began to wake up and understand the true nature of women.
[–]Typo-MAGAshivasshole. giga-shitlord. worst mod EVAR. 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Appreciation is a tool of the patriarchy!
Loyalty is a tool of the patriarchy!
[–][deleted] 11 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Can confirm....But I learned my lesson.
[–]Jake-OrionWAATGM UnderTaker 33 points34 points35 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
When she says, "He beat me" rather than meaning he was physically assaulting her, it means he beat her by taking off before she could drag his ass to the alter and chain him.
[–]MGTOW_BEASTMODE 21 points22 points23 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It's just lying. "He beat me .. after he caught me fucking his brother and getting pregnant."
[–]Profitglutton 13 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Exactly! They always leave the reason why out. Like most men actually wake up on the wrong side of the bed and arbitrarily feel like beating the snot out of their significant other. She wants to maximize the victim brownie points by not making herself culpable in his actions.
[–]BillyBronze09Jr. Hamster Analyst 15 points16 points17 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Why did she say "My Ex" and not "The baby's father"? 🤔
It it possible that you got pregnant by some other guy and when your "Ex" found out he slapped you and left? 🤔
All women lie all the time. Sometimes they just lie by omission and dont tell all the details.
And she needs to get her damn priorities in order. You're gonna have a newborn baby in a few months and you're on a dating app looking for Dick and Simps to deal with your shit and take care of someone elses kid.
Modern women are disgusting and pathetic. Go your own way gentlemen 🎩🧐
[–][deleted] 10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Seriously. How could some guy look at a profile from a heavily pregnant slut and think, “I want some of that”?
It boggles the mind.
[–]Sickey90 9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Be a real man and wife her up. Don't be a little boy; be a real man.
[+]yourmammalikedit -10 points-9 points-8 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Where are you getting "slut" from?
[–][deleted] 13 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I think a pregnant woman trolling for dick on Tinder qualifies.
[+]yourmammalikedit -1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
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So all your moms are too for wanting cock while pregnant.
[–]MRMRisingr/marriagestrike Mod 14 points15 points16 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
and beat me.
Translation; I would verbally and physically abuse him till he lost it and knocked my dumb ass out. But it's his fault because he is bigger and stronger than me,there is no reason to hit a women. tehehe.
[–]AnonyMGTOW 10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Why on earth would you start a bio like that?
[–]inasari100[S] 9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Because dating apps are so flooded with guys she still gets plenty of attention, and therefore gets a lot of "simp"athy for her shitty life choices and the possibility of a bailout
[–]LS_CS 3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sounds like a whole lot of personal problems. Now shut up and swallow.
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
How does one leave, THEN beat you? This is either a physics problem or philosophical.
[–]Sumpm4 points 6 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
"Must be 6'2" or taller and have a 6-figure income."
[–]Mein_Tarnaccount3 points 6 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
... at Fortnight.
[–]ohthisoneworks1 points 6 years ago [recovered] (5 children) | Copy Link
I feel bad for her father.
[–]inasari100[S] 14 points15 points16 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I feel bad for her children
[–]no_flex9 points 6 years ago [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
Those are the true victims in these situations. The outcome of children of single mother homes is bleak at best. Life is hard enough, but being raised by a single mom is starting life on Hard level.
[–]inasari100[S] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Facts
[–]PM_ME_AND_ILL_PM_U -1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I feel bad for Harambe.
[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points-2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Her father helped create her.
[–]fuzzy_brbTo the streets does she belong 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fucked up your whole life and don’t know what to do? Tinder and other OLD simps to the rescue!
[–]Doge_Is_Dead 4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You're not a clown, you're the entire circus.
[–]banevader90000 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What a catch!
[–]allah_is_gay2 3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Future prostitute in work ladies and gentlemen
[–]BlackChickenx 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
In other words "I need a bailout"
[–]inasari100[S] 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
¡Exactamente!
[–]Dean_CleanGiving out the serpent of love's anti-venom 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
[–]FightCaves 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Holy shit she got pregnant like a week after giving birth
[–]Tailtappin 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He beat you? You should do an AMA. There's a guy right now who beat stage 4 brain cancer. You might actually have been a greater challenge for manhood to have overcome.
[–]Keyboard-King 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If you leave her she might say you were abusive too.
[–]Adam95x1 point 6 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Where is Captain FreeTherapist when you need him?
[–]PrincessSmiddiana -1 points0 points1 point 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Awww, shame on him, he didn’t finish job. :(
[–][deleted] 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
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[–]inasari100[S] 3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I know this is satire, but let's not let give the haters a reason to justify banning us.
[–]Typo-MAGAshivasshole. giga-shitlord. worst mod EVAR. [M] 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Removed. We can't allow calls for violence, even in jest.
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[+]do1looklikeIcare1 points [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
She could've been raped by him
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I feel bad for her father.
[–]inasari100[S] 14 points15 points16 points (3 children) | Copy Link
[–]no_flex9 points [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
Those are the true victims in these situations. The outcome of children of single mother homes is bleak at best. Life is hard enough, but being raised by a single mom is starting life on Hard level.
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