I call dibs.

panzer22222 · 2020-08-19T04:56:12+00:00

This has to be a joke post, bit over the top.

loneliness-inc · 2020-08-19T04:52:26+00:00

Homeless, damaged in every way and a bit crazy too?

Get out of my way, I'm getting her first!!!

ronoda12 · 2020-08-19T05:48:36+00:00

troll for sure

Preoximerianas · 2020-08-19T06:50:22+00:00

Think this might be satire lads.

no sex till marriage

3 kids at 18

🤣

DangZagnut · 2020-08-19T05:50:46+00:00

A bowling ball has 3 kids by 18?

Sounds like a spoof like /u/panzer22222 is saying. It's too perfect. Probably some student doing a study.

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2020-08-19T17:06:56+00:00

OK, stop saying "fake" unless you can provide legitimate reasons why you think so.

So far, the cries of "fake!" look like nothing but healthy skepticism taken too far, mixed with ridiculously wishful thinking.

Dibene · 2020-08-19T05:03:33+00:00

This got to be larp.

SomeSqueakyCleanButt · 2020-08-19T05:20:11+00:00

Sounds like bullshit, but thots these days expect the moon for a buck 50.

Massacher · 2020-08-19T08:44:31+00:00

No sex until marriage. Yet she has three kids...ok.. we believe you 🙄

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2020-08-19T04:54:47+00:00

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gunnarb1890 · 2020-08-19T16:25:35+00:00

How the hell do you have 3 kids at 18?

countnoxxferatu · 2020-08-20T01:04:41+00:00

Oompah loompah dee dee do, I have a story for you Don’t marry used up women know your value She’s four ft 11 overweight and got kids too Entitlement everywhere let me tell you Avoid this woman please and thank you

not_of_this_world1 · 2020-08-19T14:39:18+00:00

Can’t be real.

She has 3 kids at 18 yet she claims she won’t have sex until marriage.

RatingsOutOfTen · 2020-08-19T14:53:04+00:00

It seems so strange to us, but too them it's just delusion.

They are used to making demands and getting what they want. When their value drops, they don't realize it until no good men want them. Ironically, the lower their value goes, the more they demand because they more they need and the more the fuckboys want to just use them.

jflc3l · 2020-08-19T16:43:05+00:00

Ok, so which one of you did this?

warlocc_ · 2020-08-19T17:04:53+00:00

The crazy part of this isn't that it's fake- it's how close to reality it comes.

Overkillengine · 2020-08-20T00:09:43+00:00

Poe's Law in action. Can't tell if satire or reality.

That's how delusional women's profiles have become even on hookup apps.

2020-08-20T22:16:37+00:00

some of this almost made me think it was an old ex-"friend."

what. a. disaster.

Objective-Ice1677 · 2020-08-28T22:37:16+00:00

No intimacy until marriage but has three children?!🤯

MrHistoryLesson · 2020-08-19T08:40:10+00:00

18 years old with 3 kids... I dont know if i should hope the bitch had triplets!

NickTesla2018 · 2020-08-19T09:19:06+00:00

You can't polish a turd.

Buchwild · 2020-08-19T11:31:07+00:00

I'm saying fake

capt_sasuke · 2020-08-19T11:51:42+00:00

I hate to add to the chorus but this reeks of fake/troll. Then again, in this current clown world... It might be real. She may have started 14/15 and kept popping out those bad boys. We have seen some 19 year old single mothers with 2 crotch goblins.

almostgraduatingsoon · 2020-08-19T19:13:31+00:00

Holy fuck the audacity for her to have so many fucking demands when she is a complete and utter LOSER

OpenImagination9 · 2020-08-19T19:16:27+00:00

She’s 18 and has already been married and divorced 3 times! Oh wait ... this time it’s different she wants to save herself for the special moment!

Lets_Funk · 2020-08-19T22:36:37+00:00

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MTCicero8 · 2020-08-20T01:48:21+00:00

How is she single? Seems like an amazing catch.

Aldabruzzo · 2020-08-20T16:34:37+00:00

18 and 3 kids?

That's working through the AF with lightning speed. 18 years old and already at Epiphany demanding a beta bux to pay the bills?

Dayum.

asdf333aza · 2020-08-21T00:12:10+00:00

I have to wash my eyes after reading that.

prelude12342000 · 2020-08-21T13:03:47+00:00

What a catch...

ForehandSmile3 · 2020-08-21T17:56:52+00:00

3 Kids at 18..... she had to be at least 15 when she first got her kids....

shmixups · 2020-08-25T20:34:47+00:00

How sway? how?!

ThatAnalogyThough · 2020-08-28T17:23:00+00:00

3 kids at 18? i don't if it's worse that they are from 3 different father or same one.

toolate4redpill · 2020-08-19T10:29:46+00:00

She's right about one thing

First thing you say..............."JESUS"

Al_Walter_Chadwick · 2020-08-19T11:40:14+00:00

18 with 3 kids?! Even if it's twins and a singlet irish twin, it's a pretty early start.

No sex before marriage? So she married at, what, 15? then quickly had three kids, then divorced?

But religious, so divorce is out - I guess she must have forgotten to mention she's a widow?

Also, she's a dead broke homeless midget fatso that is so ugly she don't want her picture published, and she wants to move in with you? But religious, and no sex before marriage, so what are we looking at here? Co-habitation before marriage is a sin, so how's that supposed to work?

Oh, and of course this broke-as-a-joke, surviving on disability, fat ugly homeless mom of three (the terrible fire that widowed her must have killed her parents and in-laws as well) who brings nothing but four mouths to feed requires that you bring home the big $$$.

Wait wait! The disability? Could it be? I mean, I suppose it could be from when she barely escaped the burning inferno with her three kids before it collapsed and killed everyone in her (extended) family.

Or is she just so fat she can't move, and that's her disability?

Nah fake, but gr8 b8 m8, i r8 8/8

2020-08-19T06:55:16+00:00

This must be the fabled unicorn that we all desire. Too bad it's not real.

Title	I call dibs.
Author	TheTastelessBatman
Upvotes	257
Comments	67
Date	August 19, 2020 4:49 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/ich9b2/i_call_dibs/
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