I wonder why too

Blissbynature · 2020-09-05T05:08:56+00:00

"WHY CANT I BE SOMEONES LITTLE FREAK!"

Because you aren't little. Not on the X-axis at least.

laughterOnIce · 2020-09-05T04:39:36+00:00

"I am 5'2 so I need a tall man"

Average height for a wahman in this country (USA) is 5'4 ma.

LongTimeOn · 2020-09-05T04:36:28+00:00

Apart from the many red flags in her main description of herself, she's also tagged herself as " Drinker, single parent, nightlife". Let me translate that...wants beta to look after kids whilst she goes out and gets shitfaced at the local bar/club whilst trying to pull Chad/Tyrone.

Jake4523 · 2020-09-05T05:41:19+00:00

As a tall guy, who unfortunately has dated fat chicks, guys go look at yourselves in the mirror and say this: "I am better than that" They are not worth it bros

Traksimuss · 2020-09-05T05:35:02+00:00

"I get horny after the argument" - I will shittest you every day and you will have no peace at home.

ronoda12 · 2020-09-05T04:02:45+00:00

Trash

archevis · 2020-09-05T05:39:05+00:00

Indeed... why can’t an obnoxious fat bitch with kids have the tall handsome stranger that she wants?

EvilKlownz2 · 2020-09-05T06:37:15+00:00

Likes to argue: Bitch

Little freak: Chad only needs to apply.

Gets horny after an argument: Needs to rush off to find Chad to get that out of her system.

The problem with these 5x5x5 ( 5' tall, 5' wide, 5 on the richter scale) is they get one charity fuck from a 6'3, 6 pack 8 in cock chad and they think that's what they are entitled to. Chad's for the love of fucking god stop throwing one in these wrecks for the hell of it.

kitkatkickass · 2020-09-05T05:24:40+00:00

I'm no psychologist but just by reading this it looks like she have several disorders.

Batlantern82 · 2020-09-05T03:52:28+00:00

uuuuggghhjjj

goldenshowerstorm · 2020-09-05T05:51:53+00:00

I wonder if she was conceived at a Sheraton hotel.

Miserable-Lemon · 2020-09-05T15:10:48+00:00

So she admits being 5'2 and morbidly obese, cool. Then she "hilariously" says she has bastard kids that won't call you daddy.

After years looking at these, I still can't understand what goes through these women's minds. They list all their liabilities and the majority treat these like a challenge to a street fight and I have yet to see a SINGLE one explaining what she brings to a relationship.

ayhme · 2020-09-05T09:24:35+00:00

She's 4 feet wide it sounds like! 😂

taoofmojo · 2020-09-05T11:20:27+00:00

How about he chase you into a gym?

akihonj · 2020-09-05T08:54:09+00:00

My fucking god reading that made me want to go gay.

Zombeflandrs · 2020-09-05T14:58:17+00:00

Skinny dudes with fat chicks = spaghetti and meat ball combo

MGTOW_BEASTMODE · 2020-09-05T15:48:02+00:00

"I HAVE KIDS AND SO FUCKING CRAZY.. LIKE..SO SOOO FUCKING CRAZY THE BABY DADDY PREFERS PRISON TO ME"

42252252 · 2020-09-05T20:17:33+00:00

The entitlement towards gym bros is spiritually foul. The idea that someone who builds their life towards gaining self control and discipline, the pinnacle of values in this life, somehow does not deserve someone who even attempts or pays lip service to it.

"Wow that was a tough work out.....cool 2800 cals burned. Rad, I can't wait to go home to my filthy, piss-reeking home filled with used, unwashed clothing, and start doing the dishes from a day of engorgement from my "depressive," wife. Who knows, maybe she even had to flush the toilet once or twice......probably not. Ha, it's funny, this is what they never tell ya about being married.

I sure am glad I'm not one of those loser incels, they don't know what it's like to have a partner. Now where's that plunger? She's got this damn thing so clogged up I'll need to undo the plumbing."

Relevant_Apple · 2020-09-05T05:23:49+00:00

Lol! I had a lady in my office who was extremely picky and had all sorts of superficial demands in a partner... But as she aged all her standards started shrinking as she 'matured' and now when you see her, she is just a washed up b*tch whose only dating requirement in her partner left is '' as long as he is respectful, I will date him".

Preoximerianas · 2020-09-05T07:40:55+00:00

i get horny after an argument

b r u h

I-am-the-lul · 2020-09-05T09:39:01+00:00

I remember lots of skinny ass guys with fat girlfriends back in the late 1980s when I lived in a caravan park, it seemed to be a common "trailer-trash" trope even back then.

XSasuken22X · 2020-09-05T11:49:05+00:00

Because you’re fucking terrible to be around, annoying as fuck, and have a fucking kid you fucking piece of trash.

mjladieman · 2020-09-05T07:21:58+00:00

Lmao. Oh Sheridan, if only I liked ya know, FAT WHALES?

MrJive01 · 2020-09-05T19:31:46+00:00

If you actively refuse to better yourself in any way to increase your SMV, you don't get to complain about the people who are willing to fuck you.

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2020-09-05T19:32:12+00:00

"I get horny after an argument!"

No you don't. Shut the fuck up.

*re-reads the rest of the profile*

I wish I hadn't argued... 🤢

Think-notlikedasheep · 2020-09-06T16:11:50+00:00

I get horny after an argument

Is that before or after she files the restraining order?

Idiot chick.

3HardWay · 2020-09-06T18:42:03+00:00

SOMEONE LOVE ME

Either her hamster isn't up to par, or the wheel is starting to bust apart.

manifested_ · 2020-09-11T03:44:46+00:00

Ew short beta girls

TXJohn83 · 2020-09-05T04:56:55+00:00

Where is her onlyfans link?

WDGHr · 2020-09-05T06:18:05+00:00

🤦🏾‍♂️

richbeezy · 2020-09-05T22:47:44+00:00

She is complaining about how “only skinny guys date fat chicks”. She doesn’t understand that she is on the bottom of the totem pole, and that the skinny guys’ (beta) only have her and other fatties as their only option. All of the other decent guys will not settle for a fat chick (long term at least).

Kazuma_Chunchunmaru · 2020-09-06T03:17:18+00:00

I can't date fat chicks anymore cuz I have a bad back and cant carry buckets of slop to the troth anymore....

loneliness-inc · 2020-09-06T03:22:32+00:00

I get horny after an argument

A family friend who's a psychologist for many years, told me many times:

I don't know why it is this way, but so many people have passionate sex after a heated argument.

Title	I wonder why too
Author	toastedtomato
Upvotes	337
Comments	70
Date	September 5, 2020 3:51 AM UTC (5 years ago)
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