"Looking for someone real to help me raise Tyrone's kid!"

aln10 · 2019-03-12T03:06:54+00:00

The last thing she should be doing is educating young minds.

Devilsgun · 2019-03-12T02:36:23+00:00

Plump, entitled, "ready to settle" with your punk ass, snotty pwr grrl attitude, mocha boy in tow.

Flaccid pass. (I don't get hard for ratchet ass heffalumps)

Older_Miggy · 2019-03-12T02:29:20+00:00

That Tyrone guy sure does get around.

hideout78 · 2019-03-12T05:11:09+00:00

“Someone who is interested in raising another mans son.”

In exchange for that “honor”, you get a poor, broken, lazy fatass. And.,,,nothing wrong at all being biracial, but raising a biracial child that isn’t yours? Might as well wear the horns and get you a shirt that says “cuck” on it.

MustacheCel · 2019-03-12T03:35:41+00:00

Sounds more like a job description rather than a dating profile. The closest she got to making it exciting was when she said, "I enjoy a number of things" and proceeded to not list a single example. And who tf gets "waste" wrong! I feel sorry for the minds she's going to educate.

sleepyweaselisawake · 2019-03-12T10:59:18+00:00

Why are these women always looking for "real men" after they've been knocked up? Their quality of life would improve 1000X if they sought out men who would be good providers before they got pregnant.

It's like looking at the ashes of the house you just burned down and suddenly wanting to invest in a quality sprinkler system. It's a bit late for that.

MarcusAurileus70 · 2019-03-12T07:15:03+00:00

“Kids are my world”. Cut. Paste. Repeat.

Vapid and vacuous.

Mecha_Hobbit · 2019-03-12T02:28:08+00:00

Goblin baby

RealMcGonzo · 2019-03-12T02:25:01+00:00

She forgot to mention sassy and the Monroe quote.

uglychick123 · 2019-03-12T10:58:50+00:00

i dont get how women like thatt can get laid and pregnant meanwhile im a 25 yr old virgin

anyoneinamerica · 2019-03-12T12:34:28+00:00

but I will make time for you if I feel you are worth it.

What makes you believe that you have the choice anymore. At this point in your fucked up life, you should have learned that your decision making skills are shit. Take what you can get and be fucking happy for it.

DeeplyDisturbed1 · 2019-03-12T12:41:14+00:00

...Educating young minds.

That right there folks, is the problem. We need fewer people like this "educating" fewer children. Zero would be my preference.

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2019-03-12T04:04:09+00:00

Her bathroom sink is clean. Doesn't that just make you want to wife her up? Tee hee.

Stunner900 · 2019-03-12T04:24:47+00:00

That’s a fat kid, wtf.......

Stahlboden · 2019-03-12T14:41:02+00:00

Hi!

My name is

Huh?

My name is

Who?

My name is

p-p-p-p

Phat shady!

TomahawkSuppository · 2019-03-12T14:41:17+00:00

Ah yes the “if you are not willing to take care of another mans child then you are a child and not a man” bullshit.

chris9407 · 2019-03-12T15:14:27+00:00

> Works at a learning center.

> Can't spell correctly.

If she lost 20-30 lbs, then she'd be good looking.

Westernhagen · 2019-03-12T09:55:51+00:00

Look at that kid. Imagine how terrifyingly huge he will be in 12 years. Happily he will be filled with love and gratitude to you, his beta simp white stepdad...

KingOfPomerania · 2019-03-12T13:45:05+00:00

I can tell by the size of her that she's already waisting enough of her own time!

harharry · 2019-03-12T16:55:22+00:00

“I am a single mom”

No you failed to keep a man and are now worthless to most guys. Yes you can put up the take it or leave it ultimatum, but I bet you will be lonely for a long time if you do that.

Lose some weight too.

ugluk1 · 2019-03-12T02:37:34+00:00

And it's all a lie. You gooooo grrrrrrl.

Delita_Wasnt_Wrong · 2019-03-12T11:32:10+00:00

“Responsible”

kekeface12345 · 2019-03-12T15:58:40+00:00

Overweight coal burner ew

meerita · 2019-03-12T08:59:22+00:00

Someone real = a man that with will my slave without questioning. Basically, not even simps will accept this.

[deleted] · 2019-03-12T17:05:22+00:00

Damn Becky you let yourself go

Lifty_Pete · 2019-03-13T17:52:17+00:00

Come on guys. Stop shooting loads in to 3s

Title	"Looking for someone real to help me raise Tyrone's kid!"
Author	disayle32
Upvotes	96
Comments	65
Date	March 12, 2019 2:00 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/b022i6/looking_for_someone_real_to_help_me_raise_tyrones/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/looking-for-someone-real-to-help-me-raise-tyrones.346526 https://theredarchive.com/post/346526

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