NPC levels over nine thousand!

SilverGryphon · 2019-08-24T22:14:36+00:00

And she does not do hookups anymore...

SuperGoxxer · 2019-08-24T23:29:58+00:00

You just KNOW the story behind that ankle monitor is a hoot. Of course, it ends with "But it isn't my fault".

Velvet_Hammer_ · 2019-08-24T22:18:58+00:00

Generic "collage of stars" tattoo: check

thenotoriousdougie · 2019-08-25T00:03:24+00:00

And if you can’t handle her at her worst you don’t deserve her at her best.

LotBuilder · 2019-08-24T23:30:26+00:00

100% chance she is on seeking arrangements.

loneliness-inc · 2019-08-25T01:47:19+00:00

I've been through so much shit. I'm looking for something real.

Not looking for sex (as a caption on a boob/butt photo).

MRMRising · 2019-08-24T23:03:54+00:00

Ankle monitor............hmmm, it's not a fashion accessory, I wonder what for then? Maybe cashing those checks under a false identity?

Older_Miggy · 2019-08-24T23:02:54+00:00

I admit, it took me a few seconds to see what's going on here. That's funny.

BluepillProfessor · 2019-08-25T01:05:16+00:00

I am not taking that bet even though he could be Jaden.

lemongrooved · 2019-08-25T15:51:03+00:00

Wow. I worked at an elementary school for a while and multiple teachers recognized privately in the teachers lounge that Aidens are categorically the absolute worst... thats so spot on

Ausramm · 2019-08-25T05:51:19+00:00

I'm genuinely disappointed ankle bracelets aren't waterproof.

Tex236 · 2019-08-25T06:11:11+00:00

Oooooooh I bet Daddy used to have one just like it... before he violated parole.

FactCheckOnTheFly · 2019-08-25T12:36:16+00:00

Isn't he a little old to need swim things on his arms? I was swimming by age 3.

Mathiya · 2019-08-25T09:50:41+00:00

And she had a brief stint in the adult film industry

HNutz · 2019-08-25T03:30:41+00:00

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

FactCheckOnTheFly · 2019-08-25T12:34:33+00:00

Taking bets on what criminal offense warranted the ankle tracker.

Sake99 · 2019-08-25T13:49:42+00:00

I don't know why they've to stay that they don't hookup anymore; i mean are they saying that they not have sex until they get married or something? Even a stupid person would know its humanely not possible atleast for a woman who is a single mum.

kriskros18 · 2019-08-25T12:39:46+00:00

Thanks guys, was thinking more universal like maybe a tramp stamp.? (Not dumb, she graduated law school, but was lazy AF).

Philhelm · 2019-08-28T20:43:33+00:00

The sad part of this is that she would think that she's too good for most of us here.

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Juxee · 2019-08-25T04:09:23+00:00

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Title	NPC levels over nine thousand!
Author	SirKolbath
Upvotes	1161
Comments	95
Date	August 24, 2019 9:40 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/cuzigw/npc_levels_over_nine_thousand/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/npc-levels-over-nine-thousand.1204614 https://theredarchive.com/post/1204614

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