Overweight mom won't "settle for some scrub".

V_M · 2022-08-21T15:08:30+00:00

I've heard that physique described as "Walmart-Thin". AKA "thin by walmart standards". Not complimentary or derogatory just kind of "blah". Naturally "blah"-girl cannot date anyone shorter than the hottest 6 foot+ guys, because only the hottest guys have a fetish for fat single moms (sarcasm)

WRT the picture this is not the typical "not wearing any pants" online dating pic. Not sure what kind of guy she's trying to lure in, using a pants-less kid as bait.

Note that she claims to have once been 27, and this pic has no date, so the kid might be a teenager and she might be twice times that weight by now. Gotta look out for the catfish.

(edited to add) Just noticed my favorite online dating catch: "Independent". Which translated from woman-speak means "Independent, other than the alimony child support cash help from parents and numerous government programs". I've also seen it as a weird euphemism for being unemployed.

Profitglutton · 2022-08-21T14:55:49+00:00

Advertising all her L’s. Single mom…hard pass, divorce raped her last guy and stole his home, another hard pass. And overwhelmingly picky despite being second hand goods? No thank you. I’ll enjoy my peace, quiet, freedom and ever-fattening bank account over on this side thank you very much.

SCCock · 2022-08-21T18:30:13+00:00

Finally, someone who loves to laugh!

Jaguars02 · 2022-08-21T14:45:56+00:00

I always read independent as childbsupport and I bet her home was his and she got it or it belongs to a sympathetic family member.

silly_birb_Banned · 2022-08-21T14:46:37+00:00

"My amazing kid !"

Then the kid has the QI of a party girl and a wannabe rapper.

mustangfrank · 2022-08-21T15:57:30+00:00

1 question. Where's dad?

New_suite · 2022-08-21T16:20:17+00:00

Ok I’ll nick pick something else. Just say mother of (# of kids) and leave out the adjectives. We know you think your kid is adorable, wonderful, cute etc. Also don’t understand why the profile pic has to include the kid. Honestly don’t know why kid pics have to be included at all you’re marketing yourself for dating not taking family portraits. You include that you’re a mother you don’t lead with it.

Also. Always notice how most don’t mention their occupation and what makes them valuable as a partner. Saying you’re adventurous is not a trait. Most people want excitement therefore it doesn’t make it a redeeming trait. It’s like saying I like to eat. Yea most people do.

LIGHTaLATE · 2022-08-21T16:14:42+00:00

love to laugh

🙄

five_eight · 2022-08-21T17:08:28+00:00

Scrubs of the world unite. You have nothing to lose but your chains.

InevitableOwl1 · 2022-08-21T19:22:07+00:00

Who doesn’t love to laugh?

Rob141414 · 2022-08-21T18:47:34+00:00

Old and rotten leftovers..

One-Move · 2022-08-22T02:31:05+00:00

I like to consume sustenance and breath oxygen

Land_of_the_Losers · 2022-08-21T23:00:15+00:00

If you cant hold a conversation

This comment has always stunk to high heaven as a kind of self-flattery.

Every one of my male friends-- every man jack of them-- has been able to hold conversations. And some of my friends are pretty damn erudite. Sometimes, we even had pretty damn good conversations full of humor, camaraderie, the stimulation of learning different things and so on. You get my friends together and they can talk about great films and the last books that they read and the last great thing that they cooked.

What's more, I'm into languages. I always have been and I relish opportunities to practice. Maybe some people think it makes me look like a pretentious show-off, but I never cared what they think. So, yes, I like carrying on conversations in foreign languages even if I'm making mistakes in the language. That's how you improve at it.

Men who are good conversationalists are everywhere, so it makes you wonder why she so rarely fucks 'em.

hawkeyebullz · 2022-08-22T00:06:42+00:00

Projection of rejection. Better to make herself unmatchable and blame men then have an honest conversation with herself

Jamalmack · 2022-08-22T02:44:35+00:00

Can any of these chicks be original for once. I’m always seeing the same bullshit. What the fuck is their definition of “playing games”. Then they’re independent but on a dating app?

Old_snowboarder · 2022-08-23T18:19:56+00:00

If the little boy has the same IQ as his mum then he'll be way less than 'amazing'

TriumphAnt462X0 · 2022-08-26T00:19:27+00:00

So, do any single mother's on OLD have any children that are just average or even awful.

"Mother to a moderately decent child." "Mother to a demonic hellspawn."

They can't all be awesome or amazing.

The wall seems to have arrived somewhat early. Not trying to seem mean, but seeing the picture before the age, I just assumed mid 30s.

TopYak8847 · 2022-08-27T05:51:14+00:00

When the wall hits, but you still have crazy demands 🥷

achillesllco · 2022-08-22T01:00:52+00:00

Some instrument tech reading this must be very confused why she specifically doesn't want him.

Aromatic_Shop9033 · 2022-08-22T22:59:58+00:00

What a dumpster fire.

zetaconvex · 2022-08-23T19:52:05+00:00

"My amazing little boy !"

I'm genuinely puzzled as to what these women are thinking when they put this on their profile. It's basically saying that not only will you only ever be an afterthought, In fact, she's telling you that you're her meal-ticket.

And why, just why, would you show a pic of your kid in nappies on a dating profile.

Her whole profile is just one giant red flag. I don't get it. Is this some kind of reverse psychology thing? It must a man either trolling, or maybe her ex (admittedly unlikely) trying to discredit her by pretending to be her. Just what is the deal?

LVL50JustThisGuy · 2022-08-28T02:08:33+00:00

Chub vs Scrub: I bet he'll find someone before she does.

Title	Overweight mom won't "settle for some scrub".
Author	kevin32
Upvotes	133
Comments	46
Date	August 21, 2022 2:37 PM UTC (3 years ago)
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