"Simp" is a good thing!

Admirable-Dentist543 · 2023-08-17T18:56:24+00:00

How are you vegan and still overweight

giantgladiator · 2023-08-17T17:34:43+00:00

Referring to yourself as "mediocre pussy" isn't the best way to present yourself.

NBA_MSG · 2023-08-17T17:42:25+00:00

Cool story. Now let me give you the list of what I "deserve" and how I'm not settling for anything else

Forward-Taste8956 · 2023-08-17T17:53:58+00:00

Nothing turns me on more than a woman bragging about becoming a better person after getting pounded out by an ex! 😑

Joaquino7997 · 2023-08-17T17:54:41+00:00

The juice simply ain't worth the squeeze - and there's a whole LOT to squeeze with this one! Swipe right and let that overinflated ego keep her warm at night.

dreadie91 · 2023-08-17T17:55:49+00:00

27 with a used up box.. I bet she's still talking to the EX while on Tinder. She'll be a single mom soon.. 🤷🏿‍♂️

IoSonCalaf · 2023-08-17T17:36:34+00:00

Isn’t “vintage reseller” code for drugs and drug dealing?

Overkillengine · 2023-08-17T18:34:48+00:00

Yet another profile where the creator fails to grasp the difference between classy and pretentious.

CottonEyedCooch · 2023-08-17T17:50:42+00:00

What kind of non-job is a vintage reseller? She buys old shit and sells it to gullible people?

Nasty personality, nobody could put up with her long term - evidently nor could her ex.

Buffbigw76 · 2023-08-17T23:49:46+00:00

Pretty fat for most importantly vegan.

Siddyf · 2023-08-17T19:53:49+00:00

More like interested in hiking to the doughnut shop and foraging the day old doughnut shelf.

Standard_Hat6784 · 2023-08-18T04:05:01+00:00

That definitely would have been better 7 years ago before her ass and ego expanded.

KrazyJazz · 2023-08-18T10:23:12+00:00

A narcissist full of herself with a gigantic ass already (work in progress, she'll be a hamplanet 5 years from now). Good luck to the lucky "winner".

FormerBTfan · 2023-08-18T11:11:51+00:00

Don't worry fellas some lucky guy will harpoon this one and pull her into shore and live miserably ever after such is the world now days.

IceCorrect · 2023-08-18T08:50:17+00:00

I wonder what she learned from her ex that would benefit new bf

Zefirez · 2023-08-18T11:17:40+00:00

That's a whole lotta foreground with very budget space for background..

LVL50JustThisGuy · 2023-08-18T23:30:04+00:00

She may have been cute before that fat chick ate her.

"How to Make a Simp Limp".

BeerandGuns · 2023-08-20T21:33:28+00:00

That last sentence means “I’m broke and you’re paying”.

samquinn1488 · 2023-08-18T21:38:07+00:00

Order now before it sells out!!!11one!!!1!

silly_birb_Banned · 2023-08-22T08:39:15+00:00

Let me guess, she "healed"

DrDog09 · 2023-08-20T20:36:58+00:00

Yes. But the question is WHO?

Misfit_Toys_2013 · 2023-09-23T03:22:21+00:00

She’s homely as a mud fence.

Land_of_the_Losers · 2023-08-17T23:03:25+00:00

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Title	"Simp" is a good thing!
Author	polishknightusa
Upvotes	128
Comments	45
Date	August 17, 2023 5:21 PM UTC (2 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/15ttqsh/simp_is_a_good_thing/
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