So many red flags...

sleepyweaselisawake · 2019-03-19T01:30:15+00:00

So.. she's going to fuck other guys while she strings you along?

lurkerhasarisen · 2019-03-19T01:10:15+00:00

Oh Hell No!

AlmostIrresponsible · 2019-03-19T01:10:38+00:00

There is no reason to hide the face. There is no such rule in this subreddit.

Westernhagen · 2019-03-19T01:32:02+00:00

This... has to be trolling. She can't possibly be serious.

I want to believe this is a guy who laughed his ass off writing it, then sat back to see what sorts of abject, pathetic simps would respond.

danielroxheaps · 2019-03-19T01:59:18+00:00

"I do not want to control you" "I will have power over you" "You are mine. I own you"

This has got to be a joke...

TriangleDimes · 2019-03-19T02:36:36+00:00

This isn't a normal profile this is a dom looking for some paypig. I find the women who do this aren't terribly good looking either, maybe that's part of it.

I will say that her pictures aren't the sort of shit these types of guys go for though, they're a bit too basic. These are guys who want to have cigarettes put out on them psychologically.

Mecha_Hobbit · 2019-03-19T01:31:01+00:00

stunning & brave

ChiTownBob · 2019-03-19T02:25:11+00:00

This woman is so far on the mental illness scale, she'd be the queen of the insane.

InnerChemist · 2019-03-19T03:11:08+00:00

This sounds like a classic dominatrix profile, which is probably why she added the I don’t want to control you bit. Only cucks and male submissives would be into this sort of thing.

MustacheCel · 2019-03-19T04:18:25+00:00

You know what, I can't hate. She laid it out straight so that only a dude with a weird submissive fetish would go for it. And yeah she'll cheat on that dude, use him for money and anything else you can dream of but he would sign up for that shit so I can't fault her.

GertrudeMcGraw · 2019-03-19T04:20:35+00:00

That prose burns my retinas. I can't even see the red flags now.

iamadrunk_scumbag · 2019-03-19T05:06:30+00:00

All this and she is fat

Skank-hunt · 2019-03-19T01:14:53+00:00

Left swipe

RepostGhostCst2Cst · 2019-03-19T05:53:03+00:00

Contradiction every 2 sentences

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2019-03-19T01:54:21+00:00

Funny, she doesn't look like a dominatrix from those pictures.

AliBarakat · 2019-03-19T02:26:40+00:00

She looks ugly. She doesn't have the looks to pull off even 1/10 of what she says.

KeekatLove · 2019-03-19T03:10:26+00:00

The profile makes no sense and is full of contradictions. Hmm, I wonder what she’s like?

CoMaBlaCK · 2019-03-19T03:38:44+00:00

Could you imagine that someone actually wrote this?

alleyteris · 2019-03-19T05:01:15+00:00

My bet is that she read the 50 shades of gray series one roo many times. I could swear that she has a gender studies degree and tries to sound intelectual and a " strong independand womyn"™ even though her words contradict and are utter bullshit. No pussy in the word is worth the drama, that botch is dellusional to the bone.

PartTim3Hobo · 2019-03-19T01:40:08+00:00

There's probably some guy out there who's into this kind of stuff.

Bruchibre · 2019-03-19T01:51:43+00:00

Wtf is this some kind of SD shit?

EricBeTrappin · 2019-03-19T03:53:04+00:00

To be fair this is a white knights dream

AshyBoneVR4 · 2019-03-19T04:10:53+00:00

That first sentence, "I am to be obsessed over." That's enough for me to issue a hard pass.

I do gotta say though, part of me is wishing/hoping/thinking this is satire. There's no way she can be that dumb and demanding. She's a 5 AT BEST.

KoloGupta · 2019-03-19T04:27:07+00:00

Paging Mr Gray (whatever his first name is).

Her diatribe is just a lot of jibber-jabber. She wants to be dominated by a violent man. She won't be averse to having a horse whip used on her, either.

Jac1nto · 2019-03-19T07:02:56+00:00

What the fuck.

Tossed_Away_1776 · 2019-03-19T07:49:55+00:00

This is like the Simple Jack of dating profiles.

Yokai20 · 2019-03-19T08:20:56+00:00

I mean like...this HAS to be a joke...right?

divorce33 · 2019-03-19T09:48:31+00:00

She's mentally ill.

Tailtappin · 2019-03-19T10:35:50+00:00

I sometimes think that, of course it's a troll but then I remember that there are guys who actually get off on this sort of shit. What I really can't figure out, however, is where she would get the idea that she would be attracted to any male she could control so easily if that's what she really wants?

J03SChm03OG · 2019-03-19T10:54:53+00:00

Red flags what red flags?

OMG seriously though, run away as fast as you can!

TrueSplendor · 2019-03-19T11:04:21+00:00

Yuck

OldFashionMarine · 2019-03-19T11:35:02+00:00

Stopped reading after the 2nd sentence....Pass!

Fhaze1117 · 2019-03-19T12:03:22+00:00

Her:What I bring to the table is.....(crickets)

Needlecrash · 2019-03-19T12:21:34+00:00

This is someone trolling. Seems like this bio was pulled from a Danielle Steele novel.

TristanIsSpiffy · 2019-03-19T12:57:33+00:00

Written like a true Skitzo

Dragonic_wraith449 · 2019-03-19T13:15:23+00:00

Even if my ideal beauty appeared and demanded such things I'll laugh at her face and ghost her in a heartbeat. Nobody wants to deal with crazy.

meerita · 2019-03-19T13:20:41+00:00

She is so delusional that, every man she thinks it will be the ideal, he will pump and dump 100% of the times.

quesoburgesa · 2019-03-19T13:29:39+00:00

This person is literally insane

Yashugan00 · 2019-03-19T13:44:00+00:00

potato face and dumpling body... jeez

1st10Amendments · 2019-03-19T14:05:56+00:00

It seems to me that every sentence in the profile contains the word “I” or “me” in it. It’s really hard to find one that doesn’t before you get bored with how magnificent she thinks she is.

fiahhawt · 2019-03-19T16:26:02+00:00

Bitch, what you bring to the table? That tiny ass mouth and tiny titties and tacky style?

zbf · 2019-03-19T17:00:11+00:00

Obvious satire...

TrueSplendor · 2019-03-19T22:11:46+00:00

Hideous. Inside and out.

IcebergHermit · 2019-03-20T01:18:20+00:00

“Because as of right now you are just playing in a world I allow you”.

🤪

The bitch things she CONTROLS PLANET EARTH!!!!!

🤣

mgtau · 2019-03-19T03:04:56+00:00

dafuq?

AncapGhxst · 2019-03-19T04:05:48+00:00

That's a whole lot of mental gymnastics going on. Women and logic are rarely found together.

mollyxmoon · 2019-03-19T04:40:24+00:00

Sounds like some dominatrix bdsm shit tbh.

aussielander · 2019-03-19T08:25:24+00:00

Ok, where do I send my money?

MarinTaranu · 2019-03-19T09:29:05+00:00

Bathroom selfie? Swipe left.

thatfuckinjosh · 2019-03-19T12:46:14+00:00

watches 50 shades of grey once

[deleted] · 2019-03-19T14:29:48+00:00

Seems like one of those Nigerian email scams.

NYCvanguard · 2019-03-19T15:39:01+00:00

Anyone else find that smirk / crooked grin in the first pic really off putting? Reminds me of Miley Cyrus (not a good thing).

oh_no_aliens · 2019-03-19T16:03:52+00:00

bitch is crazier than shitballs.

IcebergHermit · 2019-03-19T17:02:27+00:00

Talk about narcissism

Spetsnaz_GRU · 2019-03-20T13:03:44+00:00

nice copypasta right there

keithrockz · 2019-03-21T04:23:37+00:00

I have but one question for her...."so how does it feel to want?"

Dragofireheart · 2019-03-19T19:26:58+00:00

I am to be obsessed about... unless you turn me off then I'll file rape charges against you.

Title	So many red flags...
Author	charles171
Upvotes	360
Comments	82
Date	March 19, 2019 12:59 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/b2qrac/so_many_red_flags/
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OMG seriously though, run away as fast as you can!